Humorous jokes between lovers

1, girls who go out for more than two hours are not called make-up, but called easy-looking.

2. Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind.

It is a habit for men to lie, and it is a need for women to lie.

4. A man with a lover is called conquest, and a woman with a lover is called stupidity.

5. Men don't make money, women are anxious, and men make money and women regret it.

6. What women can't forget is feelings, and what men can't forget is feelings.

7. If a woman is willing to dress herself up for dinner with money, then someone must be willing to invite her to dinner.

8. If a man is willing to do business in his sleep time, then someone must be willing to sleep with him.

9. Men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, while women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands.

10, men cheat because of premeditation, and women cheat because of depression of loneliness.

1 1. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but he can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.

12, failed men like to compare their wives with others, and successful women like to compare their husbands with others.

13, the biggest trouble for men is too little money, and the biggest trouble for women is too much money.

14, my girlfriend wants to break up with me. I think I've slept with other people's wives in the past two years, so I don't care.

15, men learn English to prove that they are good, and women learn English to prove that they are no longer good.

16, you can use fire to test gold, gold to test women, and women to test men.

17, the poorest men don't bargain when they buy food, and the richest women bargain when they buy food.

18, it is an emergency for a man to kiss a woman, and it is a premeditated event for a woman to kiss a man.

19, before marriage, men should lend money to let women eat well, and after marriage, women should lend money to let men eat well.

20. Women have the idea of changing husbands before the age of 40, and men have the action of changing wives after the age of 40.

2 1, men study PhD because of their low IQ, while women study PhD because of their low EQ.

22. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable.

23. Women like to hear men say another woman is ugly; Men like to hear women say that another man is a loser.

24. Men's business is reflected in getting busier and busier at work, while women's business is reflected in getting salty at cooking.

25, men, the upper body is self-cultivation, the lower body is the essence; Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.