What are some funny adapted poems?

Sleep in spring without taking a bath, mosquitoes bite everywhere, and come to the mosquito control team at night. Where did the mosquito go? -adapted from "Spring Dawn" by Bai Juyi in the Tang Dynasty.

When the moon sets and it rains all over the sky, all the fishing fires in Jiangfeng are extinguished. Hanshan Temple outside Gusu, repairing the clock in the middle of the night. -Adapted from a night-mooring near maple bridge by Zhang Ji in the Tang Dynasty.

When a teenager left home and gained weight, the local accent did not change. When a child meets a stranger, he smiles and asks the fat man who you are. -adapted from He's Homecoming Book in the Tang Dynasty.

Purple smoke rose from the incense burner in Rizhao, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering, thousands of feet. There's no money in my pocket. -Adapted from Wang Lushan Waterfall by Li Bai in the Tang Dynasty.

In the afternoon, corrupt officials also work hard. Twenty-five thousand silver, close the door and count the money. I am afraid of urging during the day, but I am surprised at night. Knocking at the door in the middle of the night makes me sweat. I don't know who the newcomer is. -adapted from Kun Li's two poems describing farmers in the Tang Dynasty.

Ten years in the same boat, a hundred years of pillow people, a thousand years of internet, and a thousand years of online dating. -adapted from the legend of the righteous demon in Qing dynasty

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat. The boatman set sail. Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. -adapted from Wang Lun given by Li Bai in Tang Dynasty.

The rain in the north is moist as crisp, but the beauty is close at hand. This is the saddest thing of the year. Girls on the Internet used to be pigs. -adapted from Han Yu's "Eighteen Members of Zhang Shui Department in Early Spring" in Tang Dynasty.

I like the resignation of the dormitory, but the netizens suddenly returned when they met, with a sad face and crying, which is in danger of death. -Adapted from Li Bai's Early Making Baidicheng in the Tang Dynasty.

Far away, the stone path of Xiangshan is oblique, and she and I are in the depths of white clouds. I thought the prince would meet the princess, but I didn't expect the dinosaur to meet the frog. -Adapted from "Mountain Walk" by Du Mu in Tang Dynasty

One rainy morning in Beili, full of disappointment stung my heart. I advise you to stop looking for netizens and become a monk and go to Shaolin tomorrow. -adapted from Wang Wei's "Send Yuan Er Shi An Tang Xi"

Asking how much sadness you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou. -Li Yu's Young Beauty in the Song Dynasty

Goose, the curve is cut with a knife. Plug your hair, add water, light the fire, and cover the pot. -Adapted from Luo's Goose in the early Tang Dynasty.

When is the spring flowers and the autumn moon? How much did I know during the exam? The classroom scored again last night, and the result was unbearable in the middle of the month. Last time, I was particularly nervous today, but I changed the subject. Asking when I can graduate is like a stagnant pool. -adapted from Li Yu's Jade Beauty in the Song Dynasty

If the score is not high, just pass; Knowledge is not deep, and cheating is spiritual. I am a classroom, and I am the only leisure. Novels spread quickly and magazines are frequently turned over. Think about playing chess and watching movies. Good at copying homework and hunting for strange news. Without the noise of books, there is no trouble in learning. It's not a dance floor, but it's comparable to an amusement hall. I said to myself, "Mix a diploma!" -Adapted from Liu Yuxi's Humble Room Inscription in the Tang Dynasty