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Classic quotations from cursing women
2, thousands of people press ten thousand people to ride cheap hooves
When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be born again.
How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.
5, your appearance is not accurate, and your proportion is not good.
6. I know you are not a fat man, but a clown.
7. You are thick-skinned and cheap enough.
8. Humus that has been deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.
9. Don't punish yourself for other people's mistakes.
10 I can't stand you even if I have to pee.
1 1, you can be so coquettish and break the Guinness Book of Records.
12, how can you get married without going through scum? No one can be a mother casually.
13, as long as your meanness doesn't affect us.
14, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people and the party.
15, don't say it's my woman. Even an 80-year-old woman should stay away from you.
16, single women are called petty bourgeoisie, single men are called bachelors, ugly women are called dinosaurs, handsome men are called frogs, and even you are called Xiao Qiang.
17, I forgot there is another kind of people in the world-Martians, where are you from?
18, with money, you are still shallow; No money can make you so cheap.
19, you are a masterpiece without good family literacy since childhood! Do you think I'm rubbish? What are you? Not as good as garbage? I am proud of myself. What about you? What are you? Is it an animal, too
20. I can't describe you any more, because you have gone beyond the description of the earth people.
2 1, I know you can't spit ivory. Look at the way your pig is stuck. It looks even more shocking than Nima Xifeng. You should go to hell as soon as possible. What else do you want besides making excrement?
22. It's not your fault that a bitch is ugly. It's your fault to scare people. Don't come out to scare people if you don't want to be in the kiln! ! !
23. Lianhuadu is more beautiful than you.
24. Oh, look at that little figure. Too human. It's still in heat. All the people who came out looking for breeding found it here. You are lost in hunger and thirst. You got the wrong animal here.
25. How wasteful is it to have you? Farming does not produce seedlings, it is rotten seeds.
26. Your new love is someone else's whore.
27. I hate people who are different from my predecessors, especially those who flatter you to your face and say you are not as good as a dog behind your back.
Look at your poverty. You stand in the wind and rain with a PHS, and your left hand becomes your right hand, but your right hand still can't get through.
29. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you know me in the future ... you will definitely hit me.
30. When you meet someone who takes advantage of love, you can say that love takes advantage of petty gain and has long been paraplegic.
3 1, God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world.
32. You are really creative and have the courage to live!
33. Why do you cover your face with * *!
34. The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped is a brainless creature that can think.
Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.
36. People who went to caves in ancient times didn't necessarily want you. Neanderthals look at you and think you are a beast, a dinosaur or a platypus? You can cook eight-treasure porridge for your acne.
37. After seeing you, I realized what your father meant by scolding you all day, "It is better to have an X than to have you". Take a look at the X-burner compared with you. It's really better to burn X than you! Curse book
38. When I was a child, I gave Altman more lasers, and my genes mutated and grew up. You can't play monsters like this, can you? You don't even need makeup!
39. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute.
40. Don't wander around dressed like a comfort woman. Grenade will explode when it sees you.
4 1, there are so many pimples on the face that the tractor will roll over when it is driven!
42. You look like the scene of a car accident.
43. I really regret that I didn't pat you in the toilet and wash you away directly with water!
44. I heard that you are rich and Erlang God is your master.
45, rival in love fell into the water, we can only pee.
46. Don't think that you can cross the ocean by force.
47. Your father should hold back, why didn't he shoot at the wall.
48. Don't think you are a woman. I accompanied you to Thailand that year.
49. You are the product of contraceptive failure.
50. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I don't think it matters if you have three layers outside your face.
5 1, don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.
52, you are so cheap that you have hemorrhoids in your mouth and no decoration in your brain. There is not even some water.
If you are the only woman in the world, I'd rather find a man!
54. Beauty is beauty, but it's an old man's * *.
55. I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.
56. Look at your five senses. It's called art, and it's almost catching up with er.
57. Please scrape more porcelain powder next time, so that others can't tell which is the face.
58. When scraping-Mao makes a chicken-act young.
59. Look at your angry physical environment. Don't you feel that you have played a great negative role in China? Don't feel inferior?
Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig.
6 1. When I become a swan, you are still a family egg.
62. Don't take mom and dad away without asking. Why are you so filial?
63. People ignore you, but you still have the cheek to chase you every day, just like my pug and his family.
64. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?
65. Women should not think that they can stop reading if they study well, and men should not think that they can become ugly if they study well.
66. If someone scolds you, you say you are an animal. If he talks, you say, oh, the beast scolds me.
67. You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.
68. I think your temperament is particularly like an expert in advertisements that specialize in treating various diseases of men and women. You are old and confident.
69, don't feel that you look a little petty bourgeoisie, you can do something to steal the chicken and touch the dog ~
70. Little women don't have to be too proud, but there must be a way.
7 1, as soon as you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.
72. You chased me naked for two kilometers, and when I turned around, I was a gangster.
73. People are cheap all their lives, and pigs are cheap with knives. Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and wasting RMB at home.
74. Your bed is always crowded with people.
75, smelly, shameless, widow.
76. Damn, you are too easily recognized.
77. It is impossible to think that I am inferior to you. Laugh loudly every time I think of it!
78. If I want to have a child, I must let you teach him, and I must teach him history. Look at your face. China remembered it for five thousand years.
79. As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together. Are you the legendary 2B?
80. Ugliness is not your intention, but God's temper.
8 1, did you treat dichlorvos as cola, and you drank 80 cents 12 Jin?
Even if you have cancer, if you have one last day, I won't sympathize with you, because you deserve it!
83. When I was a child, I gave Altman more lasers and grew up with gene mutations.
84. Before spraying excrement, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others.
For me, the only way to help a cow foaming in the air is to keep your mouth shut.
86. How can you be so kind to Xifeng? You are really golden couple.
87. Who says pig brain is the most stupid? I said that the pig brain is the smartest, and I sleep after eating the bag, thinking nothing. I can only say that the pig brain is well maintained and yours is the best.
88. Let me ask you something. Are your parents in-laws
89. No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.
90. Elder sister, at least look up when you talk to me. Don't you have breasts or something? ;
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