Interesting sentences describing love

1, dear, please sign my name on the household registration book, which is in the spouse column.

2. I won't feel tired when I am with you, no matter how hard it is; With you, no matter how big the obstacle is, there is no fear; With you, no matter how many twists and turns, I don't worry; With you, you have the whole world. I hope you know that my love for you will remain unchanged throughout my life!

If you and I are separated, then this world will cease to exist. For the sake of the 6.4 billion people in the world, come with me!

You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining. You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first.

5. That day you flew in front of the crow in the sky, and I was chased by the hairy dog on the ground; You are a crab in the sea, and I am a pea on the ground.

6. Learn to look at each other with understanding and appreciation, instead of taking care of each other with self-righteousness.

7. If there are 10,000 people in the world who love you, it must be me. If there is only one person in the world who loves you, it must be me. If no one in the world loves you, it must be that I am dead.

8. People are cute not because they are beautiful, but because they are cute!

9, don't say love easily, commitment is a debt owed!

10, if you want to be loved by others, you must first make yourself worthy of love, not for a day or a week, but forever.

1 1, the image of a man has only one purpose: to soak up mm. So once MM gets her hands on it, this MM will be very sad to find that this man has no image at all.

12, stupid man+stupid woman = get married; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love!

13, no matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent!

14, I like you so much, you can die if you love me! I love you so much that if you like me, I will live forever!

15, the greatest happiness of a woman in love is that the man she loves admits that she is a part of him.

16, you will know what comedy is when you meet me! Do not believe, you try!

17, nine times out of ten, a woman has a little love in her heart and shows two things on the surface.

18, borrowing money, eating and hard work are all done by you; Living a sweet life, you praise me in front of your family; After the storm, we must stand up to hardships before happiness; Dear, it's you who want to walk through the sweet next stop with me.

19, love is cheap, and it is cheap again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women will come.

20, you are the wind and I am the sand, giving birth to a BB is called sandstorm. You are toothpaste and I am a brush. Give birth to a BB and call it a toothbrush. You don't love me, I have a BB without a father.

2 1, love comes first, sex comes first, love comes first, just like eggs, chickens and eggs come first. It's hard to say which is truth and which is more noble than the other.

22. Son, you are my sister's man. Come and hang a card with me today!

23, we hope to fly in heaven, two birds are one, I want to be a pig in the same circle!

24. Memories are sad, expectations are lost, and now * * is mixed with ecstasy and despair.

25. Experiencing love is like eating chocolate. Even if you don't have to pay for chocolate, you have to pay for weight loss.

26, you want to listen to music, I am a CD; You want to watch TV, I am the remote control; You want to pick the stars, I am the stairs; You want to go to the South Pole, I am a helicopter; You want grace, I am a windbreaker; You want to make friends, I am a pager; You want flowers, I am a courier; If you are not satisfied, I will be 007 for you!

27. I don't like you when you like me; When you love me, I like you; I fell in love with you when you left me.

28. If someone pursues it, there is not a woman in the world who is not on cloud nine. This is why women are so charming.

29. People who love me, please don't wait for me, you will die before me. The person I love, I won't wait, I will hang up before her.

I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

3 1. If I can meet you if I burn incense for one year, I can know you if I burn incense for three years, and I can cherish you if I burn incense for ten years, I am willing to change my belief in God for the happiness of my next life.

32. Love should be a pledge of eternal love. Only faithful love is true love.

33、? Love is like sand and gold, but what about me? It's obviously divided.

34. A man's biggest secret is often told to his confidante, not to the same sex, family or wife. When the confidante became a wife, this part of her power was immediately revoked. This is called gain and loss.

35. I am very excited to see your name; Hear your voice; Please go out three times and five times; Afraid of acting rashly; Hey! ... I didn't move when I saw you.

I am your bodyguard when you go out. Once you instruct me to serve you, I will pay for your bag when you shop. You're angry that I didn't serve you well. If you want to vent, I'm willing to make sandbags. Dear, you are my baby!

37. Wife: "Please! For me, stop drinking! " Husband: "Nonsense! I didn't drink it for you.

38. When love talks, just like the chorus of the gods, the whole heaven is intoxicated with Yue Xian.

39. It is said that the earliest love poem was written like this: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and biting your mouth gently, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!

40. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.

4 1, I like you so much, if you like me, you will die.

42. Women are sometimes like walnuts. As long as you can break her hard shell, you will find how soft and fragile she is inside.

43. Boy, my sister will accept you at a grievance point for you to stop hurting the relationship between men and women in the world. From now on, remember to be available at any time, don't worry about it.

44, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but may be a Tang priest; Wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds.

45. Red beans don't grow in the south, but on my face. I really miss them!

46. Where there is marriage, there are rivers and lakes. You and I are in the Jianghu together. How can there be no gossip about us in the Jianghu? Marry me quickly and let those paparazzi gossip about others!

47, like a grandson when you are in love, obedient; After engagement, learn to talk back like a son; Give orders like Lao Tzu after marriage!

48. Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love; we?

49. Outside the castle peak, my brother is as strong as an ox. The spring breeze got my brother drunk and only treated dinosaurs as beautiful sisters. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

50. People who know food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

5 1. Love is a kind of mental work, and marriage is a kind of physical work. Love is like playing bridge, it all depends on calculation; Marriage is like playing mahjong, all by luck.

52, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which comes first!

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one. When we finally meet the right person, we should be grateful.

54. Love makes people numb, and marriage makes people numb.

55. Love: 10% persistent+10% missed+10% jealous+10% suspicious+10% sweet+10% distressed+/kl.

56. You are the most beautiful in my eyes: a hooked nose, a toad's mouth, a round-legged mouse's eyes, a mouth under my nose, and my mouth is dripping.

57. You are my bread when I am hungry, you are my fruit knife, you are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three quarters of my life!

58. Love like fish and water is the highest pursuit of both husband and wife, but we are prone to make a mistake, that is, we always think that we are water and the other is fish.

59. The only knife that a woman should practice is the knife that cuts vegetables. For women, this knife method is more effective than any other knife method.

60. Difficult to love is moonlight, poetry, 365,000 roses, plus eternity; A difficult marriage consists of books, certificates, 365,000 quarrels and patience. Hard life is not the above two.

6 1. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

62. Women must understand and remember that men, regardless of age, love beautiful women.

63. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the shoes, I am the brush, and you ignore me!

64. Love makes people mature and degenerate.

65. The more mature the husband who is deeply loved by his wife, the less mature the wife who is spoiled by her husband.

66. A good relationship between men and women will lead to an affair, and a bad relationship will lead to an affair.

67. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

68. Is there a moment when you will think of me?

69. The temperature of love is like bath water. It's not that the hotter the better, but that you feel comfortable.

70. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

7 1, love is like sugar coating, we swallow it and enjoy the sweetness of that moment.