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What are some of the weird ways kings died in history? Who fell into a manure pit and drowned?
In history, there are not only wise kings but also foolish kings, there are weird kings and regular kings.
The things those weird kings did when they were alive were very funny and weird.
Even death will not let our descendants laugh.
Let’s take a look at some of the kings who created jokes for us even after death.
Let’s first talk about the emperor closest to us, Lu Ban, the carpenter emperor of the Ming Dynasty.
Brother Zhu Youxiao is very funny. He has determined not to be an emperor since he was a child, so he determined to be a carpenter.
Anyway, if you look at it now, he is definitely a top student in science, and maybe an inventor. Once, he took his two followers, Wang Tiqian and Wei Zhongxian, on a small boat he built. The oars were swinging in the imperial garden.
I don’t know whether it was a strong wind or because I was drunk, but the boat capsized.
I almost drowned. Although I was rescued ashore, the root cause of my illness started to fall after I was overly frightened.
Even taking fairy water did not cure it, and he died soon after.
Let’s talk about the king who fell into the manure pit and drowned in the title. This king was Jin Jinggong.
Basically, he found a fortune teller to interpret his dreams and tell fortunes.
This magic stick told him that you are doing something terrible. Something is bothering you. Your Majesty, you will not survive this year's harvest.
Jin Jinggong later suffered from a serious illness, but he recovered again.
Jin Jinggong was very happy with the second spring, and it was time to harvest crops.
He ordered people to find the magic stick.
This is what you said, don’t you think I’m living a good life? He also scolded him and wanted to kill him.
Jin Jinggong was preparing to eat the newly harvested crops when he suddenly felt a stomachache.
It doesn’t matter if you have a stomachache, let’s go to the latrine.
Somehow, he actually fell into the manure pit and drowned.
I feel very strange. Did the fortune teller cast some kind of witchcraft on him? We don't know exactly how he died, but he did fall into a manhole and drowned.
Of course there are many weird kings and weird ways to die.
I won’t express my opinions one by one here.
Those who are interested can search for Muzong of the Liao Dynasty, Emperor Xiaowu of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Zhezong of the Song Dynasty, and King Wu Yingdang of the Qin Dynasty. The death methods of these kings will make you laugh.
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