What's the humor in League Building?

1, if you think I'm fat, make it clear. Don't beat around the bush and say, "You really have to take it one step at a time"!

There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.

Buying a computer without broadband is like becoming a monk before eating.

4, I'm sorry is a kind of sincerity, it doesn't matter is a kind of grace, if you pay the sincerity, but you can't get grace, it can only show each other's ignorance and vulgarity.

I thought about the words "especially diligent", and I have achieved the first four.