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Suitable for WeChat friends to ridicule short sentences (selected 43 sentences)

1, you are not really happy, your smile is the protective color you wear.

2. I want a relief, a relief that will no longer make my heart ache.

I ran into it by chance on the way to escape my fate.

4, there is no skill, just a kind of cool if you don't love.

If you think money is god, it will torture you like the devil.

6. If no one loves you, love yourself and be your own princess.

7. Success is the height at which you bounce back after being shot down into the abyss of disappointment.

8. Don't complain about what life owes you. In fact, life does not know who you are.

9. Don't trust memory so much. People inside don't necessarily miss you that much.

10, my life can be summarized in nine words: I can do whatever I want with my salary, and my salary is naturally cool.

1 1, I always thought I was smart and talented until I went to a driving school to learn driving!

12. In the poker game of life, God deals cards and we play cards ourselves.

13. If one day you regret it, please remember that I once begged you like a beggar.

14, hating others is a great punishment for yourself, because it hurts yourself.

15, I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

16, the so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

17, shut up and take your legs. In the end, you will find that your face is big.

18, the "generation gap" means that I asked my dad what he thought of the "chrysanthemum table" and he said he had never drunk it.

19, the world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!

20. Keep the memories of love well, but find your own happiness in the future.

2 1. Every day when I enter the space, I will habitually look for a familiar avatar among the recent visitors.

Needless to say, as long as you are in your mind, you will suddenly lose your mind.

23, mature point: the distance between people, too close will prick people, too far will hurt people.

It doesn't matter who hurt you or who defeated you. What matters is who makes you smile again.

25. Whether two people can stay together for a long time is very important, but for eating food, three meals are more important.

26. Why do some people like to show their ankles, because this may be the thinnest part of their bodies.

27. You will never be alone. Because, there must be a person in this world who is trying to come to you.

28, life is not always like this, vulgar and tasteless, elegant and frivolous, my hands are empty, but my mind is heavy.

29. Either you have beauty or you have wisdom. If neither of them has an absolute advantage, please have a better attitude.

30. A female netizen said to send me a photo of Zhang Zhenren. I was so excited that I clicked on it. It's Zhang Sanfeng.

3 1. I became an older woman for two reasons: one is that no one looks down on me, and the other is that no one looks down on me.

32. Please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with sympathy and gentleness, and others will accept them easily.

33. In a sense, the runner-up is a loser, and I can't even talk about a loser. Oh, what a pity!

34. You must lose something to get something. There is no absolute fairness in this world, only relative compensation.

35. Experience some things and understand some people. Don't think I'm stupid, there are some things I see in my eyes and bury in my heart.

36. I have endured not being abandoned, rejected, disgusted, reviled and left. What am I afraid of?

37. I will probably never fall in love with anyone again in this life, because there is no superficial love at first sight and no patience for long-term love.

38. Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy to be covered by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia.

39. I thought I had been so lonely and didn't like to stay. Later, I found out that I had never been firmly chosen.

40. At some point, you should realize that some people can stay in your heart, but they won't appear in your life.

4 1, have you considered each other's feelings every time? Anyway, I do. I try not to use dialect, for fear that the other party will not understand.

42. Don't take yourself too seriously. You know, in other people's world, no matter how well you do, you are only a supporting role.

Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. My left hand is a firefly that never forgets anything, and my right hand is a long meditation for ten years.