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The script of seeing the world with small eyes

Hou: I want to ask something, um, how to get to the court?

Shi: Fa...are you just talking about filing a lawsuit?

Hou: It’s not a lawsuit. I have something I want to talk to the court about.

Shi: Bullshit?

Hou: No, I’ll fight with them.

Shi: Scratch?

Hou: It’s not like Naochi Naochi, I’m messing with them.

Shi: Huh? ! Are you messing with the court? What are you going to say?

Hou: Well, this makes me confused now. What I am saying is that I want to help the courts and help them change the laws they are currently enforcing.

Shi: What? Do you want to change existing laws?

Hou: Not all changes, just one. Just one thing. If you don’t change this one, you can’t prove that the rule of law is the foundation.

Shi: Oh

Hou: If you don’t change this one, you can’t prove that the rule of law is the foundation. International laws cannot be brought into line.

Shi: Oh?

Hou: If you don’t change, he won’t make the people angry, so why don’t you change this?

Shi: What’s the matter?

Hou: You can’t appease the spirit of our good people!

Shi: Huh

Hou: Our good people are now

Shi: I said you wait a moment, that good people,

Hou: Eh

Shi: Wait a moment, can you explain which one needs to be modified?

Hou: Just one thing, the one that says "you will not pay for your life if you are angry to death" must be changed

Shi: That's it? Don't go to court, I'll give you a clear path

Hou: Thank you

Shi: There is an Anding Hospital out of Deshengmen. You'll be fine when you get there! Have you seen this whole obsession?

Hou: Yes, yes! I am the one who makes them angry

Shi: Who is angry?

Hou: Whoever counts. I also tell you, if you want to make me angry, they will have to pay with my life!

Shi: Yo?

Hou: Whoever angers me will pay with his life!

Shi: Huh

Hou: How many people are angry with me, and how many people pay with their lives

Shi: Oh, your life is so valuable?

Hou: Of course I have a golden life

Shi: Oh, then everyone else has an earth life

Hou: Hey, by the way, how do you know? ? They are all earth-born~

Shi: Oh~ how do you know that?

Hou: Because I found someone to do it for them. I found a blind man to do it for them.

Shi: Does that method work?

Hou: I spend money~Buying and selling business, 5 yuan per person. I spent more than 70 yuan to tell these people’s fortunes, and these people have to pay me with their lives

Shi: No No, no, please tell me specifically, who is angry with you?

Hou: Who is angry with me? Let’s talk about Zhao Heizi first. This Zhao Heizi is so angry!

Shi: Stop for a moment. Who is this Zhao Heizi?

Hou: We are neighbors

Shi: They are neighbors

Hou: What kind of neighbors! He lives next door to me, and I am shabby!

Shi: What’s wrong?

Hou: They work for the railway.

Shi: Railway workers are glorious!

Hou: What is glory? Really~ Will their family be glorious? You don’t know, you’ve never seen their family suffer such hardships when they were young

Shi: The family was poor

Hou: At that time, we went to school together and I brought steamed buns. He took the cornstarch and stuffed pickles into the eyes.

Shi: Isn’t it just that life is difficult?

Hou: In 1974, his father recovered from his illness and was no longer able to survive. He replaced his father and joined the railway industry

Shi: He entered the railway industry

Hou: Hey~ In less than two years and without much fuss, he just wiped the leader off and got on the motorcycle

Shi: Wait a moment, what language is this? What does it mean to wipe off the leader? Okay

Hou: How about anyone else being able to get on the motorcycle?

Shi: What kind of working ability does he have?

Hou: What kind of working ability does he have! Why was he getting on the motorcycle?

Shi: He drives a train

Hou: Do you think he can drive a train?

Shi: Then

Hou: How can he drive a train?

Shi: Just wait. You also don’t know how to drive a train. The train goes like this! ah? Did you see the train driving like this?

Hou: Is this so open?

Shi: Rowing? You go back inside again

Hou: I’ve never been up there. How do I know how to drive?

Shi: Don’t make blind gestures if you don’t know.

Hou: Anyway, he He didn't drive the train, he went up there to shovel coal in someone else's boiler.

Shi: That's called the stoker

Hou: Oh, that's right, that's what he does!

Shi: Oh

Hou: Oh, this Zhao Heizi, let me tell you about it

Shi: He is very black

Hou: Who?

Shi: Zhao Heizi

Hou: Zhao Heizi, is he black? He is fairer than me!

Shi: Then why is he called Zhao Heizi?

Hou: His work is so dirty!

Shi: Oh~

Hou: Oh, how many tons of coal do you want to shovel into the boiler once you do that job? I even sweated and got all those cinders all over me. How many of them did I have when I got home at night? I could blow out two small briquettes!

Shi: Hi! What an exaggeration!

Hou: When his wife opens the door at night, she can’t find him. She just looks at her white teeth.

Shi: Oh~ the working conditions are so bad

Hou: Hey~ That’s it! You said it was too irritating. During the three or four years since he stopped working, he got on a diesel locomotive.

Shi: It has been updated.

Hou: How wicked do you think it is?

Shi: What kind of virtue does that lack?

Hou: He is destined to suffer internal consequences, so he should shovel the coal. Why should he drive a diesel locomotive?

Shi: The conditions have improved

Hou: I feel angry when he improves

Shi: Then why are you angry

Hou: Within a few years, it broke down, and it became even more annoying. He changed it to an electric locomotive

Shi: Yes, now they are all electric locomotives

Hou: Comrades , do you know how to drive an electric locomotive? Now, sit there, turn on the air conditioner, and press the button. It counts as going to work.

Shi: Yes

Hou: That counts To go to work, he used to have to go out for three days, three days and three nights before coming back, but now he comes back one day and one night.

Shi: Yes, the train is speeding up.

Hou: Hey~ And I have to rest for two days and work for three days

Shi: Ah

Hou: During the break, I carried the bird cage, oh, and even went to the park. Go for a walk

Shi: Take a break from shift work

Hou: Just like that, he can become a model worker

Shi: Well done

Hou: I'm going to pour this one today and that one tomorrow. You're like a bastard. I'm a model worker. I haven't even contracted tuberculosis.

Shi: Who cares about you when you're tired?

Hou: How irritating! How could he change his life to be like this? It's so irritating! No, I have to find a way to cure him

Shi: Treat him?

Hou: I will cure him.

Let me tell you, no matter what you do, hard work is worth it to those who put their mind to it

Shi: What’s the matter?

Hou: Through my investigation and careful research, in the end, Erheizi had a pigtail in my hand

Shi: What's the matter?

Hou: He has an illegitimate daughter out of town, hehehehe

Shi: Are you sure?

Hou: That’s right, I’m not sure it will work. I went to the post office that day to send a letter, and I saw that Erheizi was sending money to the girl.

Shi: Oh~

Hou: I took a look, Hey, Heizi, what does this mean? ah? Ouch, Brother Monkey, please don’t tell my lover about this. Don’t worry, I will never tell your lover.

Shi: Strictly speaking

Hou: I turned around and told her wife

Shi: Who is that called?

Hou: Hey~ I am such an upright person

Shi: You are still upright Woolen cloth!

Hou: Well, yes, the sand in my eyes is not soft

Shi: Hao

Hou: I can't watch this woman and children being bullied

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Shi: Yeah~

Hou: Oh, his wife fought with him at night~ She even cried and made noise like the truck was roaring hahaha

Shi : He's so beautiful

Hou: I just settled this matter

Shi: Still settled?

Hou: It’s done

Shi: Huo Huo Huo, a new term in one’s mouth

Hou: Teacher Wang in our courtyard made me angry

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Shi: How did Mr. Wang recruit you?

Hou: Mr. Wang, stop making trouble, you are the first teacher of Railway Primary School, teaching second grade

Shi: That’s a teacher too

Hou: Huh?

Shi: That’s also a teacher

Hou: Let’s just call him a teacher! Hehe, you know what their family was like in the past?

Shi: Tell me

Hou: Six people, living in eight square meters

Shi: Oh

Hou: Ouch~ It’s raining heavily outside and it’s lightly raining in the house. Oops, come to our house and borrow a washbasin to catch the rainwater

Shi: Housing is difficult

Hou: What kind of meat stamps, fish stamps, and candy will be issued? I don’t dare to buy the tickets, so I give them away. Even the mahjong book is sent to our house every month.

Shi: Oh

Hou: Oh, that’s it. Hey, I didn’t expect that when the intellectual policy was implemented in 1982, his family was the first family in our college to move into the dormitory.

Shi: That’s great

Hou:: Too irritating Got it!

Shi: What are you so angry about?

Hou: Their house has one or three bedrooms and now they have one more room than ours

Shi: That’s right

Hou: This is nothing

Shi: Ah

Hou: As extravagant as Teacher Wang is now, corruption can drive people to death

Shi: Why is it so extravagant?

Hou: Their family now dares to eat shrimps once a week

Shi: Oh?

Hou: Everyone in the family buys such a big cake for their birthday

Shi: Oh?

Hou: Well~ I dare to eat crabs on August 15th!

Shi: How come you know so well?

Hou: I went through their trash can

Shi: Oh! Ouch, are you tired?

Hou: And I also tell you, when I dug out the skin of that little shrimp, I looked at it, I pinched it, I nieweida (didn’t hear clearly)

Shi: Yes

Hou: Even the skin of those small shrimps is hard! Do you understand? If the shrimp skin is hard, it proves that everything he ate was alive.

Shi: Oh, fresh

Hou: The most annoying ones were thrown away before he even chewed them up

Shi: Really?

Hou: (action)

Shi: Good appearance, good appearance! Come on! How good it looks

Hou: In addition, I dug out a few bags. When I smelled them, they seemed to be milk powder, without a single Chinese character.

Shi: They were all in foreign languages

Hou: Do you think you can fool me without a single Chinese character?

Shi: Oh

Hou: I took a taxi with this milk powder bag between my legs I went to the College of Foreign Languages

Shi: What are you doing?

Hou: I spent 400 yuan to find a professor to translate for me

Shi: You are free!

Hou: The professor told me after he finished reading it for me

Shi: Oh

Hou: These are all milk powder imported from the Netherlands

Shi: From Europe

Hou: I met Teacher Wang when I was walking in the courtyard that day.

Hey, Teacher Wang, haha, your little grandson must be able to speak foreign languages ??when he is born

Shi: What do you mean?

Hou: He drinks that milk powder They are all from the Netherlands, you know?

Shi: Ah

Hou: Teacher Wang was speechless after hearing this sentence

Shi: It makes you angry

Hou: Finally, he squeezed out a sentence through his teeth

Shi: What?

Hou: You are so full that you are full

Shi: Just wait for this sentence

Hou: Hi, he is an intellectual. People’s Teacher

Shi: Yes

Hou: Does he dare to say bad words to me?

Shi: Hey, hey, why didn’t you say anything about the rough things you did!

Hou: Just wait

Shi: What are you doing

Hou: Just wait, I will write it down for you

Shi : Hey, you still have skills

Hou: I will write to your school tomorrow

Shi: Ah

Hou: I will be the first one If I lay you off, just wait.

Shi: Listen to you

Hou: Of course, just wait. This matter will never be finished. It’s so irritating! Oops, I’m so angry, my heart is so tight,

Shi: Ah

Hou: I’ll go home

Shi: Oh

Hou: We walked to the aisle in our backyard,

Shi: Oh

Hou: The second son of the old Zhao family made me angry

Shi: Why are these two guys so angry with you?

Hou: These two boys, ho ho ho ho~

Shi: What’s wrong? Why are you so big? What's wrong with this?

Hou: That kid, haha, he was quiet by nature the day before yesterday

Shi: Oh, he is mentally retarded

Hou: Hey, we were in the same class when we were young. Hey, that one is stupid. , the teacher couldn’t answer nine out of ten questions

Shi: Huh

Hou: I had to stand up and answer for him dignifiedly

Shi: How smart are you?

Hou: The teacher asked what 2 is equal to 2?

Shi: Ah

Hou: I have to stand up "4"!

Shi: What a brain!

Shi: Huh? Just wait, wait, wait!

Hou: He will, he will get it~

Shi: Congenitally silent, and later after graduating from college, which of you will be silent?

Hou: He, he is silent

Shi: Can he be mentally retarded? I have already graduated from university

Hou: I’m surprised, how do you choose students for this university now? This is the only student who can graduate from college

Shi: Oh

Hou: Later, we were divided into people on the railway called...Tie...researching railways, railway researching... …

Shi: Railway Science Research Institute

Hou: By the way, it’s just one unit, so that’s where it’s assigned

Shi: Yeah

Hou: Within half a year, the leader sent him to Germany!

Shi: Yes

Hou: What kind of joint venture project are you talking about?

Shi: Technology first

Hou: This kid doesn’t have this Virtue!

Shi: What’s wrong?

Hou: How dare you earn German money after arriving in Germany

Shi: This shouldn’t be the case

Hou: How dare you lick a German jacket after earning more than 4,000 a month I feel bad for him when he sends it home with shame

Shi: Please wait a moment

Hou: Why don’t you and that embarrass the Chinese people?

Shi: You are embarrassed too, please wait a moment

Hou: Huh?

Shi: What do you call this German money?

Hou: What’s wrong?

Shi: Just now you said you earn that German money

Hou: Yeah

Shi: What do you earn?

Hou: Jacket!

Stone:

Next time you say pay attention outside~Mark!

Hou: What did you say?

Shi: Mark!

Hou: Is that called Mark?

Shi: Yes

Hou: This wicked kid didn’t tell me! Is that jacket made of horsehide?

Shi: What a mess!

Hou: You have to explain it to me!

Shi: Just call him Mark!

Hou: Just call that thing~Just call him Mark~

Shi: Ah

Hou: He stayed there for five years in Germany, and now Back

Shi: Oh

Hou: Ho! Big brother also got it, driving a car, licking his face and holding a Canon camera, the fully automatic thing, he is back, you know

Shi: Oh

Hou: It’s all mixed up, it’s all mixed up, he’s back

Shi: Yeah

Hou: I walked down the aisle, and I happened to meet him face to face.

Shi: Yeah

Hou: Hey~ Why are you going? What's that? Brother Hou, I've had a bit of a cold these past two days. I'll drive and go see a doctor. Comrades,

Shi: What’s wrong?

Hou: It’s not even 2,000 meters from our home to the hospital! He wants to drive to see a doctor and he still has to tell me? !

Shi: What's going on?

Hou: This makes me angry!

Shi: What does it have to do with you!

Hou: He is just angry with me!

Shi: It has nothing to do with you

Hou: He clearly knows that I am going to be sick now. My teeth were so swollen that day that I covered my cheek and walked for five miles. I have to go see a doctor

Shi: That dental hospital is too far from your home

Hou: It’s not a dental hospital.

Shi: Ah

Hou: There are people from other places who rent a house in the countryside and put a sign on the door.

Shi: Oh~ I understand! You are watching that little advertisement on a telephone pole!

Hou: It’s not a telephone pole, it’s what I saw in the toilet.

Shi: Cough! Worse than a telephone pole

Hou: Now he wants to sue me

Shi: How is the craftsmanship?

Hou: The craftsmanship is similar to the advertisement, just like the farmer pulling teeth

Shi: A bit sweet?

Hou: It hurts a bit, hum~

Shi: If you can’t bear to spend money, then you!

Hou: How irritating! He drove to the doctor and he told me. Okay~ Go and see a doctor~ Go~

Shi: Oh

Hou: I told you, didn’t he drive to see a doctor?

Shi : Yes

Hou: Before he comes back

Shi: Ah

Hou: I will let the whole hospital know that this child from the old Zhao family I have AIDS!

Shi: Do you want to lose it?

Hou: I’m such an upright person

Shi: Let’s stop using the word “ban”

Hou: Ouch~ When you get home, treat me like this I took it out and turned it over and looked at it like this

Shi: Ah

Hou: Comrades, you don’t know

Shi: Yeah

Hou: In the past twenty years, the people around me have become better than me

Shi: It’s a good time

Hou: It’s a good time ! I caught up too! Why am I not here?

Shi: Ah

Hou: In order to be good, our family must be good first!

Shi: Why?

Hou: Our family has a good foundation.

Shi: What is your family’s foundation?

Hou: Our bottom is plastic, bah! Your plastic bottom!

Shi: I’m buying shoes

Hou: What kind of plastic sole! It pisses me off so much, let me tell you! Oops, it made me feel so panicked.

Shi: It’s still so blocked.

Hou: No, I have to go out and relax

Shi: Hurry and relax

Hou: I came out from home

Shi: Oh

Hou: As soon as I walked to the entrance of the street and alley, I met the second sister-in-law of Lao Sun’s family, which made me angry!

Shi: Why did this second sister-in-law recruit you?

Hou: This second sister-in-law of the old Sun family...hehehehe...this second sister-in-law of the old Sun family, do you know what she does?

Shi: What for?

Hou: On that railway, he was the one who made a pipe to provide water for people.

Shi: The water worker at the station!

Yue Yunpeng: You can’t make someone mad without paying for it with your life!

Sun Yue: Just look at it, wait a minute

Yue Yunpeng: You have to pay with your life

Sun Yue: You are so angry. You took a breath and stabilized yourself. Who is angry with you?

Yue Yunpeng: I am angry with many people

Sun Yue: Tell me.

Yue Yunpeng: Just our community

Sun Yue: Do you still have a community?

Yue Yunpeng: You live in the playground

Sun Yue: It’s up to me to talk smoothly

Yue Yunpeng: Many people in our community are angry with me

Sun Yue: Who is angry with you

Yue Yunpeng: First of all Tell me, Zhao Heizi, their family was poor when they were young

Sun Yue: Are you so happy when people are poor?

Yue Yunpeng: You say you are poor, it doesn’t matter if you are poor, you will die poor. Right?

Sun Yue: What are you talking about?

Yue Yunpeng: It doesn’t matter, he found a job later

Sun Yue: Everyone has it Looking for a job

Yue Yunpeng: Railway, just the train, he refills the coal for others

Sun Yue: Stoker

Yue Yunpeng: Yes, refill it I have been working on coal for several years.

Sun Yue: I have been doing this.

Yue Yunpeng: Changed, promoted

Sun Yue: What does promotion mean

Yue Yunpeng: Just promoted

Sun Yue: It has been transferred up

Yue Yunpeng: Just hang yourself!

Sun Yue: It has been transferred up

Yue Yunpeng: By the way, good guy has been transferred to that one What a place

Sun Yue: Where is the tune?

Yue Yunpeng: There is a wall in front

Sun Yue: The wall

Yue Yunpeng: There is a wall behind , the wall is on the left and the wall is on the right. There is a roof above and a floor below. What is it called?

Sun Yue: Let’s call it a house

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