The connotation of teasing people

A joke about teasing people with connotations

A joke about teasing people with connotations: Last week, a colleague resigned. Our director agreed to get together and have a farewell party for him. After a week of careful preparation, group buying tickets, driving routes, and after-dinner activities were all arranged. The event was just last night. Everyone had a great time and had a great time. The only catch was that everyone forgot to notify the co-worker. 1. Grandpa and grandma were watching TV together, and suddenly it switched to a bikini fashion show. Grandpa walked out of the living room silently, and grandma said with a smile: Damn old man, what kind of society is this and it’s still so feudal? . After a minute, grandpa came back with a pair of reading glasses, put them on and looked at them carefully.

2. The second-rate girlfriend suddenly asked: If you marry someone other than me in the future, and you and your child meet me, how will you introduce me to your son? Me: I will tell my child, It was this woman who wanted to prevent you from coming to this beautiful world. ?

3. My son is about to go on winter vacation. I called him on the phone and told him: "You should eat and drink at school and keep your body in good shape. Let's live a good life." Year?. The son hesitated for a moment and asked in a low voice: Dad, are you planning to kill me to celebrate the New Year?

4. Once the teacher said: When you grow up, you want to be a social elite. ?What is an elite? A classmate asked. The teacher replied: "It's what's left after gathering everyone together, filtering, filtering, filtering and filtering." ?At this time, a classmate suddenly asked: ?Isn’t that a scumbag?

5. Male: Master, does my life still have meaning? Master: Young man, what do you do? Male: I He is a prodigal, driving every day from the east city to the west city, from the southern suburbs to the northern suburbs, wandering tiredly among many women. Occasionally when he is tired and wants to take a rest, they will call me like crazy. Master: Young man, isn’t he just a courier? Well, why don’t you say something so awesome?! The connotation of teasing people 2

A dog relies on the power of others

Husband: Wife, let’s talk to you Tell me something?

Wife: Tell me!

Husband: Wife, maybe you offended your dad by eating lunch?

Wife: What’s wrong?

Husband: When I was saying the idiom "dog fights over human power" while eating, I choked on my rice and only said the first three words?

Wife: Isn't that terrible!

< p>Husband: This is nothing. What’s more terrible is that your dad asked me: Are you talking about me? I just said it at this time? Shi

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< p> The daughter-in-law is doing housework at home, and the husband is lying on the sofa with his legs crossed and playing with his mobile phone.

The child suddenly said: Dad, you are so awesome, I really admire you!

The father asked: Why?

The child said: You are really capable, you married a Such a good wife can cook, do housework, make money, and is beautiful?

What a compliment. When the father was feeling proud, the child raised his head and said to his mother: "Mom, you can't do it. What the hell did you marry?"

She really knows how to settle accounts

A certain woman bought a For a piece of clothing worth 1,000 yuan, I doubt it is a bit expensive.

She said: Expensive? Let me tell you, the original price of this dress is 2,000 yuan. After a 50% discount, it is half the price, which means I have earned 1,000 yuan! Although I spent 1,000 yuan, at the same time I I earned another 1,000 yuan, so this dress is equivalent to a free gift. You know nothing!

I was so shocked by her economic and mathematical mind that I was speechless for a long time? The connotation of the whole person 3

Generation gap

Old Liu was on a business trip and chose to take the train in a low-key manner.

It was midnight in the sleeper car, and the girl born in 1995 on the upper bunk was still wearing headphones and humming nonstop.

After a long sleepless night, Lao Liu finally couldn't bear it anymore.

So, she knocked on the bed board and said:

Beauty, can you let me sleep for a while?

The girl stuck her head out, looked at it, was silent for a few seconds, and then gently Answer:

OK, come up!

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Later, Lao Liu often recalled the wonderful past and sighed sincerely:

The generation gap is so good!

Counterfeit money

The couple divorced and fought for the child. In court, the wife said confidently: If the child is born from my belly, of course it belongs to me.

The husband said angrily: It’s a joke, it’s just nonsense. Can the money coming out of the ATM be returned to the ATM? Whoever inserts the card will get it.

The judge fainted on the spot, and even the lawyer admired him.

The wife then said: If the money comes out are counterfeit, do you want it?

Everyone present fainted and still haven’t woken up?

Triplets

Four years later, at the entrance of the kindergarten, many people were picking up their children. A man picked up three boys who looked very much alike. Everyone was amazed at the triplets and asked: Are your three grandsons triplets?

The man shook his head and said: This is a cheating two-child policy. One is my grandson and the other is my son.

Everyone asked: Where is the remaining one?

The man cried and said: He is my brother~ ;