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Cool enough to explode. I knew it.
2. What is love? Love is either lust, caution or diamond ring.
Don't insult your ancestors just because you are alone.
4, can't write the most beautiful ending, can only give you the most touching beginning.
I really love you, and it will not change for a hundred years.
Since I can't walk into your eyes, I will let you leave my heart.
7. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is my skill.
8. You never know that you are my dream day after day.
9. If you move your heart, you will die a fair death in come to a bad end.
10, I accidentally passed that street on purpose, just to wait for your welcoming ceremony.
1 1. Of all those people, I can only regard you as my only idiot.
12, your arms can hold any woman, and my bed can hold any man.
13, bullying is a woman's nature and an advantage. If you love it, you will love it. You won't let go easily, and you won't allow others to touch it.
14. For people who love each other, each other's heart is the best house.
15, take my hand and close your eyes, so you won't get lost.
16, the written last words should also be sung hard to worship our madness about love.
17. When I find a boyfriend, I will slap him for the first time. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years?
18, I don't want to hear how much you love me, I just want you to give me a hug when I need you most.
19, listen to your own music, I have no music.
Actually, I don't know how to express it. I just want the whole world to know that I love you, or I will go crazy.
2 1, stop pretending in front of me and put away your hypocrisy …
22. I am calm. If you are willing to hurt, you will hurt.
23. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?
24, sweet talk, I will not, romantic flirting, I will not, for you, only one heart.
25. Who didn't love one or two scum by mistake when he was young?
I want to tell you that you have always been in my heart and never left.
27. Sometimes, I really want to get terminally ill and see who really cares about me.
28. I don't know what love is. You and I are nothing.
29. I would rather not humble to retain the love I got.
30. I chose to watch the fire from the other side because you don't love me.
3 1, with my most beautiful smile, smile for everyone to see, one fan counts as one.
If you don't meet someone who can take you home, I'll take you away.
As soon as you entered the plastic surgery hospital, the dean said to you directly: Sorry, we can't change faces here.
34. If you dare to climb up my window and sing uneasily, I will sing the onion song with you.
I can let you go, but don't look back after you leave.
36. I looked up and saw that without love, the whole universe was in tears.
I want to give you the whole universe. You just need to give me the whole world.
38. A gentleman is just a woman's minister.
39. I'm not a superman. Why do I fight for you?
40. Don't use my tolerance as your shameless capital.
4 1. It's my pleasure to meet you. If you meet me, it's your misfortune.
42. Play with your feelings, and I will make you cry rhythmically.
I hate hanging out with those hooligans. I didn't go out to play.
Baby, as long as you are happy, I am happy, no matter who you are with.
I don't like talking about love. I just like talking about money.
There are many women in the world, only one is like Russia.
47. Don't think that some white lies are really white.
Women, please don't use your rotten bodies to make money. Please use your hands to make money.
49. I need him as much as I need to breathe air.
50. Modern children's love trilogy: holding hands, kissing and making love.
Tell me how cool the explosion was. Talking about how cool girls are.
1, don't know how to be frivolous, just know that the winner is king.
2. Make a bed like yesterday's emperor.
3. There are many talented disciples in Jiangdong, and it is unknown to make a comeback.
4. Find Baidu if you need anything.
5. I am very sympathetic. If the Buddha doesn't destroy you, I will destroy you.
6. In this era of only looking at the face value, I am full of advantages!
7. I don't want to hold back my indifference, but what can I get if I don't? I would rather be looked upon heartlessly by others than be pitied everywhere.
8. Watermelon Watermelon I am a melon seed.
9. Women are like fields and men are like cows! Only dead cattle, no arable land.
10, back in those days, Wan Li was devoured by an iron horse.
1 1. On your own. No one can accompany you for life.
12, do things by hook or by crook, how can you be rich?
13, where there is military training, there will be sunny days.
14, in this matter of love, if we consider self-esteem, there is only one reason. In fact, you still love yourself
15, I'm actually not waiting for you to turn around, but giving myself a reason to ignore it.
16, have you seen the Water Margin? The story of Tang Priest's master and apprentice being caught up with Liangshan by Jia Baoyu.
17, alas, there is an illusion of blx. Because an accident actually reminds me of someone who despises me. I don't remember his name, but the damage caused by "who are you" behavior. "You don't know anything?" "If you study liberal arts, you won't take part in math?" "Do you have enough IQ?" Too cool, too bitter. But I'm tired of thinking that I have to use my brain to abolish your empty saint consciousness. Work hard for someone you don't like, just to get recognition from others. It is enough to play such a foolish thing once when you are young.
18, I learned to enjoy loneliness and enjoy every note.
19, I also drank chicken soup, slapped me, and experienced despair and pain.
20. There is a male parrot and a female parrot in the tree, and a sheep is grazing under the tree. Then a wolf came and ate the sheep, and then the male parrot killed the female parrot. Why?
2 1, if separation is the only way out, I would like to say anything about zm.
22. A man who loves you will occasionally look like a child, a father and a hooligan in front of you.
23. You and I,
24, quiet night, listening to beautiful songs.
25. Luminescence is not the patent of the sun. I can also glow.
26, it must be sunny, look at that red makeup, especially enchanting.
27. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is my skill.
28, want the so-called good: please put down the so-called face.
29. The reality is really cruel, even the best things will disappear, so please cherish the beauty now.
30, don't think that makeup is like a person, no matter how you draw it, you can't draw a staff.
3 1, ask what is the world? -Buddha said: waste.
32, smiling, does not mean that I am happy; Tears don't mean I'm unhappy.
Be brave and don't change for anyone. Our life is always crowded and busy. Don't waste time looking back on what has been lost, look forward, because time is gone forever. Life is short, time is tight and there is no suspense to slip away, so it is difficult to leave a trace.
Xj: Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are?
35. Is there anyone who, like me, wants to go to school during the holidays and want to have a holiday when going to school?
36. Hey, man, I bet you that if you lose, you will be my husband. If I lose, I will be your wife.
37. One should also step out of the momentum of hordes.
38. I am withdrawn, and arrogance is my style. You may not like it, but you can't go against me.
39. What I fear most is nothing more than a three-year life.
40. Life is like wind and rain, and it goes like dust.
4 1, we dare not be presumptuous, not because we dare, but because we are afraid that we can't afford it.
42. I heard that you can also call your baby.
Let's just say that you are just a thirsty passerby, and I happened to give you a bowl of water.
44. Give me a bed and sleep until the world dies.
45. The years of the ancient city, lonely words, are like my calm heart, faintly ups and downs, quietly beating. Being in Kaifeng, I often sing praises repeatedly with the ancient rhyme scenery as the topic, the missed thoughts as the chapter, the white pay for life, the reincarnation of the four seasons, and the incomplete regrets and losses.
46, abandon a generation of Jiangshan, gather half a life crazy, and seek an opponent, just for World War I!
47, learn to be patient, shut up when you shut up, and be silent when you are silent.
48. I am selfish, you are romantic, I hide it, and you cheat. We have our own problems.
49. Sometimes, I wonder if my personality is really bad, sometimes I wonder if I am really wrong, and sometimes I wonder if a girl should be a petite, gentle, pear-shaped and virtuous sister next door. Don't men like to be stubborn and possessive?
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Cool to explosion, indifference, indifferent tone phrases.
1, you never know, you are my dream day after day.
2. If you move your heart, you will die a fair death in come to a bad end.
I walked by that street on purpose, just to wait for your welcoming ceremony.
Of all those people, you are the only fool I can think of.
Your arms can accommodate any woman, and my bed can accommodate any man.
6. Overbearing is a woman's nature and an advantage. If you love it, you will love it. You will not let go easily, and you will not allow others to touch it.
7. For people who love each other, each other's heart is the best house.
8. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed. You won't get lost.
9. Write down your last words, and sing the worship of our crazy love.
10, when I find a boyfriend, I will slap him for the first time. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years?
1 1. I don't want to hear how much you love me. I just want you to give me a hug when I need you most.
12, listen to your own music, I have no music.
13. Actually, I don't know how to express it. I just want the whole world to know that I love you, or I will go crazy.
14, don't pretend in front of me, put away your hypocrisy.
15, I'm so calm. If you want to hurt, you will hurt.
16, you are not my makeup contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes?
17, laughter is a lifetime, and crying is also a lifetime. Anyway, as long as you live, you live with a smile.
18, I live to eat meat, and any animal on the grassland may be my lunch.
19 We have nothing to be afraid of. We came into this world with no intention of going back alive!
20. I don't blame my brother for not being human, but my sister-in-law is too charming.
2 1, women should stand behind men. Give your body at any time.
22. Between men and women, there is always ambiguity before there is love.
23. I told myself that whether I am happy or not, I will be strong and live!
24. A man is like a dollar coin, with a flower in front and a chrysanthemum in the back.
25. Our feelings are as strong as RMB.
26, people in this life, not only by relationship, but also by ability.
27. Maybe it's because I'm too young to know what treasure is.
28, feelings, that is one thing, it is not worth so many people being hurt by it.
29. At this moment, we must live proudly.
When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.
3 1, I live on one breath of oxygen, and oxygen is you.
We should all face the sun and live proudly.
Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.
I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.
Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.
More in line with immortals, saying that they are immortals and that they are so cool that they explode.
1. I just want to eat hard, fall in love forever and be a fairy.
If you like a girl, buy her something to eat. If you gain weight, it's yours.
I can't even guess myself, so how dare I expect others to understand me?
You should spoil me, spoil my little temper, understand my words and take good care of my little friends.
People like me, you have no choice but to spoil them.
If I like you, you must come home with me. I am overbearing. Get out if you can't stand it! Remember to roll once and come back.
I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me. I don't want what I didn't really give me, huh? (╯ ╰)?
8. Be kind to yourself and be cool, and people will like you.
9. There are many unexpected things in this world. For example, do you think I can give you an example?
10. Touching my bottom line may be that you are not careful, but if you lose face, you are a bitch.
1 1. Do you know the flavor of strawberry? I really want to grow longer.
12. Don't be too nice to others in the future. I will be jealous and stomp on the ground for you to hug.
13. Spring breeze is not as good as you, but chicken wings are like you, coke is like you, ice cream is like you, ham is like you, corncob is like you, and jackfruit is like you.
14. All things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can accompany you for a while.
15. Everyone cares whether you fly high or not. It's just that I don't care about you.
16. Other children are so cute, but you are so ugly. You still want me to take you home, and you can't come back. Pull a few out and die.
17. Come with me. Didn't the teacher tell you to bring valuables when you were a child?
18. If you like someone, you must express it and you can't be rejected. You really think you are a fairy.
? 19. A big bucket of popcorn will accompany you to eat and drink. Will you play with me?
I like you very much, but I prefer the face that has been with me for more than ten years.
2 1. Other people's 16-year-old girls are all teenagers in their hearts, while my 16-year-old girl only has magic in her heart.
22. The stars in the sky are so beautiful that I really want to pick some and put them in my section.
23. I am kind and lovely, but you have to tell me the truth and draw a circle to curse you (ˉ ~).
24. Everyone is ignorant. I'm not what I used to be. I don't know where the money is. I'm broke.
25. The world is like a giant doll machine. You sit in there like a helpless little fool. Don't worry, I'll put a coin to save you.
It is raining in the city where you live. I wanted to ask you if you had an umbrella, but I held back because I was afraid you would say you didn't make me laugh.
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