One-liners and tricks to amuse your wife.

It is the husband's responsibility to make his wife happy, so how can he make his wife happy? Let's take a look at the witticisms and tricks that amuse your wife.

One-liners to tease the daughter-in-law

1. "I want two grapefruit" and "I want to see you"

You are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it.

3.？ Talk to me when you think about it. I didn't think it over. I was thinking about you.

I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, when you grow up like this, you will be in the top three at most.

Your eyes are really beautiful, but I like them better. I'm the one in them.

6. The moon turns its gear dream, and the biggest star stares at me through your eyes. When I love you, the pine trees in the wind will sing your name with their soft leaves.

7. I love you here. In the dark pine forest, the wind has untied me. The moon is like phosphorescence, shining on the floating water; Day after day, chasing each other. I love you here, and the horizon hides you in vain. I still love you in these cold things.

8. In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff.

9. We should be together, otherwise it would be cruel.

A trick to amuse your wife.

1. "Let me ask you a question, which one has nothing to do with you?"

"Husband!"

"Eh ~ My wife is so smart ~"

2.？ I'm going to steal your temperature?

? Speak human words?

? Want a hug?

In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful.

The kind that looks good from eyelashes to dandruff.

I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

5.？ I found someone secretly loves you. ?

? who

? Me. ?

6.？ Do you like water?

? Do you like it?

? Congratulations! ?

? hum

? You already like me 72%! ?

Do you understand the witticisms and tricks introduced above to make your wife happy?