Waiting for someone for too long, humorous sentences about waiting for someone for too long (78 sentences)

1. If you don’t eat, you won’t be happy. The more you eat, the happier you will be.

2. When will the bright moon appear? Look up.

3. People are not smart, so they imitate others’ baldness.

4. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money.

5. Do you live by the sea? It doesn’t matter!

6. I don’t even believe your punctuation marks.

7. Just want to turn around gracefully, but unexpectedly hit the wall with grace.

8. Youth is capital, but it is worthless without hard work.

9. I can spoil you, or I can change you.

10. Heroes don’t care about the way out, and rogues don’t care about age.

11. Others have backgrounds, but we have back views.

12. Ouch, you are so busy and you still go to the toilet yourself?

13. Put away your love, I’m tired of all the cheating.

14. Everything goes as expected, and the balance is insufficient every year.

15. As a typical failure, you are so successful!

16. In fact, I am not stupid, I am just too lazy to be smart.

17. Although the bird is small, it plays with the whole sky.

18. Master, just wait, I will ask Buddha to grant me the marriage!

19. Give me a beautiful photo of you to ward off evil spirits when you go home.

20. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

21. If you are desperate, why not just take a bus.

22. When the road is rough, roar and continue to move forward.

23. Don’t show me your face, you think you are a color palette.

24. It’s not that I don’t want to lose weight, I’m just afraid of rebounding.

25. I can’t do both, neither this nor that.

26. My broken heart is like dumpling stuffing.

27. Let’s go eat fish together sometime. I see you are quite picky.

28. There is no wall that is airtight, and there is no beam that cannot be hung.

29. Looking back suddenly, there was no one to chat with.

30. You should like fitness very much. I think you are quite good at arguing.

31. Be kind to yourself, because no one will treat you as the world.

32. Use all the soy sauce in the world and make others jealous.

33. Life turns out to be an out-of-print movie that cannot be played back.

34. Life is short, so be with interesting people, like me.

35. What you can’t extricate yourself from is love and the radishes in other people’s fields.

36. Don’t take me so far. Who guarantees that you will live to someday?

37. Listen to my advice, it doesn’t matter if your mind is empty, just don’t get wet.

38. Crying and saying how much he loves you, you probably don’t even believe it yourself.

39. Thanks to me being a fat man, I can squeeze my belly when I am sad.

40. The best way to sleep in autumn is to have a fan blowing and cover yourself with a quilt.

41. You think I am difficult to get along with, maybe because I hate you.

42. You are pretty good at chess. I see you are pretty good at playing second-guessing.

43. As long as you are thin, you can match anything. If you are fat, you can match anything.

44. Huh, winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

45. How dare I touch you? I’m afraid that I will impoverish myself by buying hand sanitizer.

46. There is a feeling that is more painful than falling out of love, which is called self-love.

47. A person who is heartless can live a hundred years, has a clear conscience, and is not tired in life.

48. I don’t want to wait for anyone anymore. From now on, I will just wait for the red light to stop raining and wait to die.

49. You think you will be in my heart for a long time. Let me tell you, you think too much.

50. In fact, confession may not be a good thing. Confession will make your hands look particularly dark.

51. I like exams so much that I basically take the exam twice for each course.

52. My heart is not the bus, it is not that you can sit down if there is an empty seat.

53. I hope you can walk well in the future, while I ride in the car.

54. It will be dark and the road will be slippery. You may not know who is more cunning than you on the way home.

55. My wallet is like an onion. It makes me burst into tears every time I open it.

56. I really want to put you in a flowerpot so that you can know what a vegetative state is.

57. Life is like fighting against landlords. We are in the same group at first, but in the blink of an eye we are enemies.

58. From elementary school to university, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that doesn’t want to study.

59. In fact, it’s not our fault that we fall asleep in class, it’s just that the earth is too attractive.

60. If fate grabs you by the neck, then scratch fate’s armpits.

61. I tried to be an interesting person, but later I went astray and became a funny person.

62. The longest relationship I have ever had was narcissism. Love yourself and have no rival.

63. Three elements of success: first, persistence; second, shamelessness; third, persistence and shamelessness!

64. When I was a child, happiness was a simple thing; when I grow up, simplicity is a happy thing.

65. I only drink pure water and pure milk, so I am very simple.

66. Men who go to bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly stimulated.

67. When dogs meet, they either kiss or lick. When people meet, they either lie or act.

68. Don’t say that others have brain disease. The prerequisite for brain disease is that you must have a brain.

69. If something goes wrong, look for the cause within yourself first. Don’t blame the lack of gravity on the earth for constipation.

70. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will go to jail, I tell you.

71. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am in front of you!

72. Sometimes, indifference is not heartless, but a tool to avoid being hurt.

73. People who are hypocritical, don’t say sorry to me, the best apology is to get out!

74. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You should change your profession and become my wife!

75. Some people have nothing to do with me; some people, even if they kill me, I won’t be able to let them go.

76. After all, this is not a society that everyone loves, so you’d better restrain yourself.

77. The most painful love triangle in the world. I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.

78. If you can’t find a man even with a lantern, I want to say that your lantern is too dark.