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Speak when you are in a bad mood: a liar must have a good memory.

1, there are some things that you might as well not know if you know.

2. The dream is like a flower, the flower is like her, like a fairy tale, and I love her.

The most painful love triangle in the world is that I love to eat fat and love me.

No wonder you don't feel hurt. Who told you to be narrow-minded

5. I feel that being sincere to others can also get sincere treatment from others.

6. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way for others to find.

7. A liar must have a good memory.

8. The so-called depression means that the soul has lost the ability to deceive itself.

9. When you meet a generous person and give you a brick, you will know what liver fibrosis is.

10, the most important thing in life is never to lose yourself.

We can be disappointed, but not blind.

12, you said you would never leave me, but you walked more freely than anyone else.

13, vigorous love may not last long, just plain.

14, smile, forgive, forget and move on.

15, although less than seven feet long, but full of heart.

There must be cracks in life for the sun to shine in.

1, lovelorn people are the most inspired.

2, in fact, it is too common for girls to talk to boys, but if boys talk to girls, then he really regards her as the most precious person.

You can't regret the road, but you can turn. If you find that you are wrong, turn a corner and you may see the warm sunshine waiting.

4. The body without soul is dead, and the confidence without behavior is dead.

I thought I was flying upward, but I forgot I was falling.

Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on a romantic cruise.

7. No one can be pure until the end, but remember, don't forget your original self.

8. I am not a disgusting and delicate woman. Do you think you can catch me?

9. Actions speak louder than words!

10, when the shoulder to lean on is gone, when my tears run dry, when I decide to let go, my heart is gone.

1 1, in those years, the whole class handed in their homework, and one of them was wrong, and the whole class was wrong.

12, youth is to bear all the injuries, then be strong, and then grow.

13, when you cheat, put on your pants, don't rot, don't embarrass me. . . . Do you know

14, there must be cracks in life before the sun can shine in.

15, there are always some emotions to let it go, and there are always some pains to entangle it.

16, I really want to talk to you about quality, but I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine.

17, people can't be too tired, things can't be too tired, everything is too tired, and fate is bound to run out early.

18, if I want to write something, I don't care about his style at all, just as my love for my country never started.

19, I can still express your preferences fluently, but for me, this is nothing to be proud of.

20. Count the remaining years of youth. How far is the dream from realization? The road under your feet can no longer be perfunctory.

2 1, I believe that people who really care about us in life will not be taken away by others.

22. Work is like lovers. Although there are contradictions sometimes, we have to meet every day.

23. Don't torture yourself with past memories.

24. Parents' meeting, like Xiao San, is destroying family harmony.

25. A person's biggest challenge is how to overcome his own shortcomings.

26. Don't stay away from your childlike innocence because of secular standards.

27. Friendship is a small age at best, and a biography at worst.

28. If emotions and age can be gently torn up and thrown into the sea, then I would like to be silent at the bottom of the sea from now on.

29. On Valentine's Day, hire some children to go to the streets. When they see men, they will go up to show their fathers women and become mothers themselves. If they can split into a pair, they are a pair.

30. What color is love? Red may be the so-called love you love in your blood.

3 1, dazzling sunshine, meager air, who told me about faith.

Life without a princess requires a queen's heart!

1, don't calculate too much, let nature take its course. It's all yours. You will understand.

There is no need to suppress yourself, and there is no need to flatter.

Maintaining the due strength of personality will win more opportunities and respect.

Don't be particularly good to anyone, and don't be particularly bad to anyone.

Never be used by a few people.

Believing in yourself is more important than relying on others. It is better to do things calmly and do your best.

2. Growing up in injury is youth.

3. Don't expect. Losing it is not sadness, getting it is surprise.

In this life, people should stand up to lies, be perfunctory, endure deception and forget promises.

Persistence is not necessarily victory, and giving up is not necessarily giving up. It is better to turn gracefully than to hit the wall beautifully.

Give yourself a circuitous space, learn to think, learn to wait and learn to adjust.

Women often need not only persistence, but also a free and easy smile.

At that time, we all like to say "finally", just like finally having a holiday, finally graduating, finally leaving here, and finally celebrating the New Year, as if any farewell is like a relief.

Finally, we found that what people think is relieved is what people miss.

Nothing will wait for you, just like all the people break up at the end of the song and go their separate ways. In the end, it's a pity not to separate, but not to say goodbye to them properly.

6. Many people will ask, why does a woman attach so much importance to her work?

I think: I work hard to stand by and watch the person I love. No matter he is rich or has nothing, I can open my hand and hug him frankly. I don't feel aloof if he is rich, and we won't be down and out if he is poor. This is the meaning of women's efforts!

Life without a princess must have a queen's heart! Life can wander, but the soul must convert.

1. The hardest thing to do in the world is to lose weight, go to bed early and get up early, and make the person you like like like yourself.

Inner sunshine can illuminate and warm this imperfect world.

3, the more you grow up, the more timid you become. I don't know if the world has caught up with the brisk pace, or if the years have worn away the brave heart.

Life can wander, but the soul must convert.

5, time can heal, only those who are willing to heal themselves.

6, a good book, quietly sitting and watching the sun and the moon without sunshine, people ups and downs in the book, ignoring the hustle and bustle of the world, the most quiet happiness in the world.

7. Life is a process of looking at yourself, the world and all beings.

8. Speaking of boys, they are really lucky. No matter how many waves they have made, how many dregs they have made and how many mistakes they have made, as long as they suddenly realize that the prodigal son has returned, they will still meet the girl who really loves him. And girls, after several storms, most of them don't want to see the rainbow again and dare not leave.

9. I was taught from an early age not to spend money indiscriminately. When you grow up, you find that there is no money for you to spend.

10, a person has had a hard day, and there is no need to talk to anyone.