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My mouth is watering. How to reply humorously?

The answer is as follows:

1, "It's okay, get splash-proof clothes ready and you can continue to enjoy online ice cream!"

2. "Since it makes your mouth water, I will open a' saliva collection bank', and you can send' dream shopping' with saliva!"

3. "Collecting your saliva may develop into a new type of' artificial precipitation enhancement plan' to fill the problem of water shortage in dry season!"