Talk humorously on weekends.

Humorous talk on weekends (selected 100 sentences)

With the quiet evolution of social networks, more and more people are keen to post stories online to record and share their daily lives. Do you often not know what to say? The following is my humorous remarks (selected 100 sentences) carefully arranged at the beginning of the weekend for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

Humorous chatting 1 1 started on weekends, listening to music to forget the fatigue of life, exercising to get rid of the fatigue of a week, teasing to make a good mood take off, and chatting to get rid of all troubles. When the weekend comes, face it easily and happily, and let the smile bloom beautifully; Clean up your mood and go on a date if you have nothing to do. Here comes the message. Have a nice weekend. If you still have heart and lungs, it costs a dime to reply to a text message, haha.

2, drunk four broken: the first paragraph is broken, the drinker is like a monkey, alive and kicking, diligent and active; In the second stage, drinkers, such as proud as a peacock, became complacent and began to show off and brag; In the third stage, the drinker is like a tiger, roaring and roaring with great momentum; In the fourth stage, the drinker is like a pig and drunk as mud. The weekend is coming, and friends are coming to the party. I wish you monkey lively, peacock calm, tiger appetite, pay attention to your health, drink moderately and sleep like a pig!

Are you tired of the busy work day? Stop your busy pace for a while and find a mood post to have a rest! Have a happy and relaxed weekend in a way that you like and feel comfortable.

Nothing is more worthwhile than being kind to yourself. Just keep it simple, not vigorous. Just be happy, don't think too much. Happiness is enough, and the contented are always happy. Weekend weekend, happy.

5. You ask and I answer. What is love and what is home. This question doesn't bother me. If someone hurts you, it's called love, and if someone keeps you company, it's called home. The weekend has come, return your love, care for your home, and be happy and uncontested.

6. Being with family is a happy thing. It is very simple to do something for your family. It is a duty to guard the love nest for your family. Today is the weekend. Have a good time with your family.

7. A beautiful coat is not as good as a warm word. No matter how grandiose the language is, it is not as good as a simple sentence. Another week. May you recuperate and relax, and have a nice weekend!

8. You are busy doing one thing every day. Your business is that there is a person who is hopelessly asking for help. She has been a month. It's the weekend, and it's time to take a vacation for yourself.

9. Boycott Monday, and everything begins; Tuesday is bitter and everything goes wrong; On Wednesday, how to return to the central axis; Looking forward to Thursday, happiness is ahead; I am very excited on Friday, and I will wait by SMS. Honey, have a nice weekend!

10, don't fidget, the holiday is coming, no matter whether the leader puts it down or not; You don't have to look around, there will be leisure, and you won't be disturbed whether you call or not; Friends, there will always be weekends, whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.

1 1, a warm coat is not as warm as a kind word; No matter how expensive the gift is, it is not as memorable as a simple greeting; No matter how far away, you can't stop caring and yearning. It's weekend again. Although I am not with you, the text message reminds me: relax and don't overwork. Take good care of yourself and let happiness come. Wish you all the best!

12, it's the weekend again. I wish you: I have nothing to do once in a while, drink a little wine, spend a little money on the streets, see the scenery, listen to a little song, enjoy leisure freely, relax and feel comfortable. Don't forget to contact me!

13, going to Qiu Lai in summer, the days are short and the nights are long, and it gets cold; Running around hard, tired and tired, leaving early and returning late; Pay attention to health, exercise regularly and keep an optimistic attitude; Be friends, remember your heart, and remember to contact more when you are free! Have a nice weekend!

14, in a blink of an eye, autumn has arrived; Say hello quietly. Are you busy? Alternate cold and warm, pay attention to health; Pay attention to keep warm to prevent colds; Pay more attention to food hygiene; Take care of yourself and be happy! May the weekend be healthy!

15, the weekend party was full and full of happiness; A happy song is reassuring, and a happy life is long; Come and join our health and safety, spend a wonderful weekend with you and wish you a wonderful life.

16, the wind is light and the clouds are light, thinking that your heart is beating; Qian Shan is everywhere, and Ye Er inherited his thoughts. Smoke drifts away, mixed with faint sadness; On the weekend again, my friend sent me a concern: May you embrace a happy mood and stay happy.

17, let life be full of happiness and let happiness knock on the door; Simple description of life, let comfort cheer; Spread life with leisure and let leisure weave; Spread life with your heart and let happiness overflow. Have a nice weekend!

18, tired, listen to music, let the fatigue fade; Bored, talk about gossip and let your mood fly; Suffering, stop here and make it easy to comfort. It's the weekend again, and the short message conveys my best wishes. I wish you double your weekend happiness.

19, it's the weekend again. I fly freely, pursue happily and never relax; Good luck is discharged, troubles are dizzy, happiness is escorted, and sweetness flies; Good friends miss you, keep it in mind and wish you all the best and happiness. Have a nice weekend!

20, when is the effort, how much loneliness is known, today is a happy weekend, and the pressure is unbearable. Sadness and troubles should be over, please change your smile. Ask when your happiness will stop, just like a spring without end. Friends, remember to be happy!

2 1, yesterday's pressure, forget it; Happy weekend, you come to hug; Dancing green grass and teasing a bright smile; Abandon the troubles of the past and grasp the freedom of today; I wish you a happy reference and happiness!

22. Greetings' Sweet sniper is separated by the silver screen, and the message of blessing is separated by the distance of time and space, accompanied by the cool summer flowers. Taking advantage of Xia Feng's interpretation of the definition of happiness, I wish the summer weekend a complete shield from the heat and a refreshing feeling!

23, easy to get old is the face, will run is youth, busy life makes people sigh; Clouds and clouds are easy to disperse, and the weekend comes as scheduled, and the constant friendship moistens the heart. Thank God for arranging it several years ago today, so that I have a lifelong confidant. Happy birthday.

24, throw away the baggage, throw away the troubles, empty yourself, and be in a good mood at the weekend; Get close to nature, embrace sunshine, breathe fragrance and enjoy a wonderful weekend. You decide your happiness, and you enjoy your weekend!

25. Monday is pale, Tuesday is listless, Wednesday is full of helplessness, Thursday is slightly expected, Friday is heroic, Saturday is free, and Sunday begins to decline. The weekend is so short, enjoy it!

26, the same day, different lives, just because today is the weekend, enjoying the leisure in the sun, warm and comfortable, stretching and relaxing, taking a deep breath boring, comfortable and happy!

I told you in advance that I can't afford to get hurt, so I hope you can help me realize my wish. In fact, my request is very simple, that is, I hope you have a good weekend. How's it going? Can you help me with this?

28, sleep, lingering in beautiful dreams; Mood, like a bird out of the cage; Stomach and stomach, a little filled with food; The body is better in vitality; Happiness is like a shadow, you can't throw it away. The weekend is coming, I wish you carefree and happy!

29. You annoyed me, so I cursed you. If you win millions in the lottery, you can find money on the road. I can get a raise and promotion by working effortlessly. Most importantly, I curse you. I am very happy this weekend!

30. The pure blue sky is enough to precipitate a busy mood for a week. Transparent sunshine is enough to warm a tired heart for a week. I often feel that the world is not quiet enough, but now you will feel a different kind of scenery. Greetings softly: Happy weekend!

At the weekend, I began to talk humorously about 2 1. Overcome fatigue and let the relaxed wings fly higher and higher. Drive away the shackles and let the heart of freedom burn more and more. The weekend is coming, I wish you happiness and peace. Have a nice weekend.

2. Happy weekend through train, flying to you with my thoughts, bringing you long-lasting thoughts and letting you know that I haven't forgotten you. Have a nice weekend.

3. Bless me first at the weekend and smile when reading the short message. Making friends, chatting and shopping are all fun. Have a good rest after eating and drinking, and have a good rest every day. Sending text messages to wish you happiness is sweeter than honey.

4. Bless the rose, it is fragrant; Blessing gives life and is colorful; Blessing gives the mood, and the heart is full of joy; Have a nice weekend, every moment, every minute!

The weekend is just around the corner, so it is rare to enjoy leisure. Put down the worksheet and walk off the production line. Healthy charging, the pressure should be reduced. Happiness should be released, and it is safe to go in and out. Blessing is here, may you be happy!

6. Vientiane weekend update, I wish you a refreshing; Knowledge is updated, and the scenery is completely new; Bring forth the old and bring forth the new at work, and make new achievements every month; Always innovative. Have a nice weekend and have fun every day!

7. Please smile at the weekend: Cupid wants to meet you, lucky to meet you, happy to meet you, happy to connect you immediately, and good luck will come to you! I wish you a happy weekend with a big smile!

8. Home-cooked delicious nourishing the stomach, fresh air moistening the lungs, warm sunshine drying the back, and sleeping in bed. The weekend is delicious, and life must be particularly beautiful! Wish you a happy weekend and good health!

9. Work is the release of energy, friends are the source of happiness, greetings are the breeze, and blessings are sweet wishes. I wish my dear friends a happy weekend and a blooming mood!

10. Do you know who is the happiest among hundreds of surnames? Wu and Zheng, of course. Why? Please reach out your right hand wisely and count it! What? Forget it. Great, I wish you a happy Zheng Wu.

1 1. At the weekend, change the soil, visit the mountains and relax; Find a moment of peace, put aside troubles and precipitate the soul; Send a short message to express your heart sincerely. Have a nice weekend!

12. At sunrise, the East China Sea sets in the West Mountain, and there is also a day of sadness and joy; Don't fall into a dead end, people are comfortable and their hearts are comfortable; Work hard in the morning and evening, exercise hard, be optimistic when you are busy, and be optimistic when you are free. Have a nice weekend!

13. Come, come, not far away, just like a shy girl, but beautifully dressed, getting closer and closer, pulling countless people who are eager to move, no longer have the heart to work, excited! The long-awaited weekend is coming!

14. Let the stars send my blessing, let the light rain send the refreshing cool breeze, let good luck and beauty follow you forever, and let short messages send my eternal blessing again and again. Have a nice weekend!

15. The latest American tongue gymnastics: It costs money to send nonsense and it costs money to reply to nonsense. You will regret talking nonsense, but it costs money to reply nonsense. Oh, have a nice weekend!

16. Sleep in → watch TV → play Weibo → click the mouse → browse the space → touch the mobile phone → send messages → eat takeout. Hey, it's so boring → I ran out of gas in the blink of an eye, and the weekend passed and it was gone!

17. Overworked work and study, easy to be physically and mentally exhausted; Life is busy and tasteless, and weekend leisure is precious; Get some sleep before you have fun, and then go shopping in line. Have a nice weekend!

18. Busy life is wonderful, life challenges are perfect, love is smooth, career is successful, and life has gains and losses. I wish you all the best on the weekend!

19. The happiness of flowers is to spread fragrance, the happiness of breeze is to create coolness, the happiness of stream is to touch rocks, the happiness of sunshine is to bathe the earth, and my happiness is to send warm wishes: Have a nice weekend.

20. If you finally make it to the weekend, you should be free and easy! Hair can be messy like a bird's nest, slippers can be divided into left foot and right foot, you can sleep until dark, turn on your cell phone, and then jump out of my message: Have a nice weekend!

At the weekend, I began to talk humorously about 3 1. Marry a wolf, be a lazy sheep, learn from pleasant goat, and be beautiful and happy. On weekends, this is pure happiness. Have a nice weekend!

2, the highest alcohol content wine, a drop is sweet; The most beautiful flower, a petal on a smile; The most sincere blessing, a warm word. Let the warm sunshine in spring bring my blessing. Have a nice weekend!

3. Summer is cool due to dew; Winter is warm because of the warm sun; The four seasons are wonderful because of reincarnation; Friends are happy because of you. Today is the weekend, my good friend. Have a good laugh!

4. Days wander in quicksand. Often, what makes you tired is not the clank years, but the fragile mind. Open your heart and listen attentively. Those graceful tunes that bloom and fall will always be happy!

5. Monday is full of energy, Tuesday is smooth, Wednesday is busy and moderate, Thursday is sweet and never let go, Friday is relaxed and consistent, and weekends are happy and worry-free. Wish you a good week!

6. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I gently call you, you ignore it; I greeted you warmly, but you didn't reply. It's the weekend, keep in touch!

7. The water in the sea is too salty, the clouds in the sky are too light, life is tasteless and hard to swallow, the beauty of poetry is too sweet, and the melody is too sweet. Blessing is sweet and delicious to be healthy and beneficial. Have a nice weekend.

Days, everything is empty wallet, life, everything is empty mind, life, everything is empty health, blessing, everything is empty sincerity, friends, have a nice weekend.

9, the world is out of my generation, and I have just entered the rivers and lakes. Someone reminded me. Hard work is busy or tired, and confidence and fighting spirit follow. Precious friendship can't be hidden inside, and life will never be boring. Good health is precious, and the weekend life taste is more beautiful!

10, gold is growling, silver is growling, dollar is growling, dollar is growling, there are many euros, pounds, francs, and many hundred-dollar bills of RMB, so you can't get rich on weekends.

1 1, an inclusive heart overlooking the world. A normal heart, experience life. A grateful heart savors the years. A happy heart, enjoy life. A sincere heart, wish you a happy weekend!

12, birds chirp on weekends, bringing good luck; Frogs bounce out of their bodies. Ducks shake and shake, happy every day! Make up a message for you to see, and the blessing will be sent: have a nice weekend!

13, I take time as water, turn friendship into an altar wine and seal it underground. Today, I opened it with a gentle greeting and enjoyed a mellow friendship. Friends, have a nice weekend!

14, ducks are too noisy and always croak, kittens love to spoil, always meow, and puppies are always too noisy; You'd better count, even on weekends, stay in the circle and sleep!

15, my name is weekend, the gas station in your life. You are tired, give you relief; You are sleepy, give you good dreams; You are nervous and give you relaxation; You should thank me for giving you the opportunity to reply immediately.

16, wish you a happy weekend! Throw away all the troubles of work, all the exhaustion of body and mind, all the depression. Have a nice weekend!

17, it's really not easy to meet you. You must have the courage to ask you out! You are not Bill Gates, but you have your magic! Come out for a party at the weekend and ask if you can?

18, it's the weekend. I wish you a brilliant journey, a good relationship, a happy and safe life, a bumper harvest and a bright future. Have a nice weekend!

19, report to your majesty, I have something to do "Week": send goose feathers thousands of miles away, ocean deep; Send a message today, unless you are a close friend. The sender is Yan Yan and the recipient is Tao Tao. Have a nice weekend.

20. When the weekend comes, I forget my troubles. The sun is hanging in the sky and smiling at you. Blue sky and white clouds float, and a smile is charming. The blue sky in Wan Li is in a good mood, and it's good to have the weekend.

2 1, the sky is blue because of birds, the mountains are graceful because of haze, and the sea waves are magnificent. I am happy because of your existence. I wish my good friend a good mood at the weekend.

22, another beautiful weekend, let the body rest, let the god of wealth work overtime, let the worry travel, let the happy visit, let the fatigue be laid off, let the health take office, let the SMS send greetings: I wish you a happy weekend!

23, send a sincere greeting, every word is concerned; Send a string of warm wishes, heart to heart; It has been conveying a deep meaning for a long time; It's weekend again. Send a message and wish you happiness.

24. If you are tired, I will give it to you. If life is very tired, have my sincere company; If I am happy, my happy feedback will not be in vain! Happy weekend!

25. May you have a great body, have a lot of money and happiness on weekends, feel the sunshine every day, and be as carefree as a baby!

26. If you are tired, I will send you to bed; If your heart is bitter, I will send it sweet; If you are sad, I will send you a smiling face. Send my infinite blessing at any time, just hope you are happy every weekend!

27. Have a happy weekend, put aside your work for a while, sleep when you are tired, run when you are not tired, laugh when you are in a good mood, and make trouble when you are in a bad mood. Being happy is very important and nobody cares. What you want on holidays is to be happy!

28, ask, early in the morning, say, good weekend, breeze blowing, falling flowers, spreading, keeping healthy, smiling, happy heart, weekend, happiness, more joy, happiness!

29, abandon a tired, escape the whole day in a hurry, get rid of trivial troubles, forget the boring life. A wonderful weekend is coming. May you enjoy your leisure time and feel the spring flowers.

I haven't sent you my blessing for a week. The sea began to fade, the desert was no longer dry, the tortoise clamored for heaven, the rooster clamored for laying eggs, and the national treasure panda wanted fried rice instead of bamboo shoots. In order to maintain law and order, I wish you all a happy weekend!

3 1, bright smile, good mood, fresh air, warm hug, happy play, colorful sunshine, warm SMS, sincere wishes: Happy weekend!

32. When it comes to blessing, it is nothing more than happiness and happiness; Missing friends is nothing more than missing and caring; Greeting your family is nothing more than warmth; Speaking of you, only SMS can give me the blessing: Happy weekend!

Pick spring flowers to bloom your beautiful face, click on summer passion to spread your heroic breath, collect autumn whispers to warm your romantic heart, and send winter wishes to wish you all the best, friends, and have a nice weekend.

34. There is a kind of flying, just happiness, a kind of firmness, just health, a kind of busyness, just happiness, and a kind of blessing, just browsing, friends, have a nice weekend.

35. Heavy snow brings happiness, warm memories, happy pursuit from the north wind, sweet exile, and busy dryness in winter. Remember to drink a cup of greeting I prepared to moisten my tired mood and have a happy weekend.

36. Give me a blessing and give you a happiness. Blessing happiness will be very blessed, especially on weekends. Friends, have a nice weekend.

37. Listen to the gurgling stream and enjoy the bright stars; Learn to steal time on lonely weekends; Boring weekend, learn to let go; Learn to play on boring weekends; Lonely weekend, learn to miss. Don't stay at home when you are free on weekends!

38. It feels good to wake up naturally when sleeping and open your eyes; Good dreams are uninterrupted, and you are happy to turn over; Call friends and go out for an outing at the right time; Asking yourself how happy you are is like sending greetings. Happy weekend!

39. Love to relax, love freedom, love to get up late, love to wake up naturally, love weekends, and love to send short messages to friends on weekends. I am not rich, and I am not pretending to be rich. I'm your friend, texting can only show that I remember you.

40, a week is basically divided into three stages: Monday to Tuesday, aftertaste weekend; Wednesday to Friday, looking forward to the weekend; Saturday to Sunday, enjoy the weekend. Clean up your mood, bring happiness, and have a good date with the weekend.

4 1. On weekends, let go of your busyness and look outside. Spring is picturesque and beautiful flowers are everywhere. Smell it, get rid of your troubles, enjoy it and feel comfortable. May the sun shine on you and happiness surround you.

42. Spring weekend life reform direction: put an end to homes and promote exchanges; Refuse to travel and suggest a spring outing; Quit smoking and drinking, and breathe freely; Play mahjong less and go outdoors more; Take a bath in spring, take a walk on weekends and enjoy yourself.

43. I hope you are energetic at work: energetic on Monday, not drunk on Tuesday, delicious three meals a week, inexpensive on Thursday, easy to date on Friday, lucky on Saturday and doubly lucky on Sunday. In short, long live happiness!

44. The afterglow of the sunset reflects the rosy clouds, and a wisp of breeze is scattered everywhere, and the whole world is warm and romantic. The drizzle is gauze, I miss you, and I hope you can climb up with the clouds. Every sentence is my sweet words: laugh when the weekend comes, and all your troubles will explode. Open the floodgates of happiness and embrace auspicious flowers. I wish you a very unique weekend, and you will be happy and sweet.

45. When the weekend arrives, I silently sent two days to arrange suggestions: chatting and traveling, "Mo" is not as good as walking outdoors; Spend money shopping, a few good books with "ink" fragrance; Travel around the mountains and often "touch" the pockets to prevent theft; If you nag by SMS, you will be warned after "over": Eating, drinking and having fun should be excessive. Good luck this weekend!

46. When the weekend comes, people laugh, freshen up and take photos. Arrive at the weekend, throw it away when you are tired, and come early easily; On weekends, it is not too noisy, calling friends and friends, and it is full of enthusiasm; On weekends, I am in a good mood and shopping is not painful; Weekend is coming, look at the information, there are many good wishes; It's the weekend, so be sure to forward the information happily!

47. Find some leisure on weekends to make your mind calm and natural; Accumulate some spare money to make life dull and tasteful; Take time off work to make your body relaxed and happy; Have some leisure time to make the days longer and whiter; Talk a little "gossip" and let warm wishes accompany you.

48. Relax when you are tired, rest when you are sleepy, vent when you are wronged, hang out when you are bored, contact when you are free, party when you think about it, and be happy on weekends. Have a nice weekend!

49. On weekends, listen to a soothing music to relax; Read a good book and increase your knowledge; Cook a good dish and comfort yourself; Send text messages to wake lazy pigs; Ha ha! Don't sleep, it's time to get up. Have a nice weekend!

50. When the weekend comes as scheduled, I will send you a happy gift package: karaoke, fine wine and food, sauna massage and pedicure, beautiful women embracing each other, singing and dancing all night, and the presidential suite is at ease. The way to get the gift package is to sign in at the Duke of Zhou. Have a nice weekend.