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1. Research shows that men who love housework live longer because their wives play less.

2. Don't look at your mobile phone when you are together, and return messages every second when you are not together. This is probably the true love of modern people!

The bittersweet thing in life is brushing your teeth. The left hand is a tragedy, and the right hand is a washing tool.

As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.

I want to make a lot of money for my father, and then I will be a rich second generation.

6. The same is true of the beautiful collarbone, and the interesting stomach bounces.

7. Don't go there after drinking a glass of wine, you have already vomited.

8. Only tall people can be called high cold, and short people can only be called quick-frozen dwarfs.

9. After being woken up by the alarm clock every day, there will be two little people fighting in their heads. One said it was still early. Go to sleep! The other party rushed up and gave him a beating: what you said is not nonsense!

10. It is said that children are pearls left behind, and mothers are angels sent by God to protect children. And I am the top that God dropped, and my mother is the devil who likes to pull out the top.

1 1. I moved to a new office, and the bathroom was in the corner. There was no WIFI signal or 4G signal, which quickly cured my constipation for many years.

12. It took a month for the orange to wrinkle, but the apple was rotten. Such a thick skin is of great significance to life.

13. I didn't sleep all night when the news broadcast opened the second child policy. I can't sleep at all. The whole building is shaking.

14. The wife's initials are LP and the beautiful initials are PL. I suddenly understood that a wife is often the opposite of beauty.

15. If you think I'm fat, just say it, don't beat around the bush and say, "You really walk one step at a time!" !

16. Girls who are moody in love can make people feel at a loss, but they can also effectively carry forward China's intangible cultural heritage: changing their faces.

17. I don't understand the behavior of many men who try their best to hide their private money. Why can't you have a girlfriend like me?

18. When I was a child, my family was poor and my parents worked hard, only a few hundred dollars a month. At that time, I wanted to find a job with a monthly salary of more than 1000 when I grew up, so as to reduce their burden. Now the wish has finally come true!

19. After getting up today, I said to the male ticket: I want to make up! Idiot said: that's not makeup, it's a big change!

20. My friend actually called me black, so I slapped him just to secretly protect you.

2 1. I met a couple on the road today. The man wants to kiss the woman, but the woman won't let him. It was the first kiss. I went up and kissed her and said to the man, you can kiss her this time.

22. Wife is the road, friends are cows, there is only one road in life, and there will be many cows on the road. Don't go the wrong way if you have money, and don't sell cattle if you have no money!

23. Life is like a vulgar French literary film, with no climax, no eroticism and no subtitles.