The funnier the better, thank you.

One sunny morning, the nursing teacher is wiping the wand that has not been used for a long time, and his wife, the bodyguard knight Jing, is mending boots for her son who has just become a full-time swordsman. At this moment, the neighbor pastor Joe hurried in, and our story officially began ...)

Joe: Amitabha. ...

Category: ... I said, old Joe, you are obviously a Christian priest. Why do you always do the same thing as Buddhism? You're not afraid of Jesus hitting you!

Joe: A priest is a missionary, and a missionary can also be called a monk. Monks belong to Buddhism. Besides. ...

Jing: ... Brother Qiao, what are you doing in such a hurry to come to my house?

Joe: Good, good. ...

Static class: ...

Joe: I almost forgot about it. Your child has been fighting with others again!

Jing: Who won?

Joe: ... Sister-in-law, you should ask the child if he was hurt or why he fought!

Jing: Yes, yes. Is that child hurt?

Joe: I was in a hurry to report, and I didn't notice!

Category: ... Then why did he fight with others?

Joe: What else could it be? This is the fifteenth time that an archer's child said that their swordsmen had no future, and the entrance examination was rubbish ... no wonder the child was angry.

Kim: Look, look, I told you, it's good to be a good swordsman. Being an archer pays well. Face to face with the enemy, there is no danger of swordsman. People archers can do it from a distance!

Joe: ...

Classmates: Son, that's not true. When it comes to archers, they can't compete with us magicians. Our magic is gorgeous and powerful. Snowstorm, one of the holy places promoted by Duan Shu (the level of magic in this script is called Duan Shu), is joining our magician!

Joe: ......

Jing: How dare you say that? Do you know how hard our family suffered to fill your mage's stomach? Wind point-I'm sorry you dare to mention it. You have been taught to practice ice magic for a long time, but you say it was done by us women. You have to practice stone and fire! Now, what if you are a nursing teacher? I don't like going with you!

Joe: that's enough, eldest brother and sister-in-law. How can you talk like that? How can you treat your child's choice like this! There is a reason why a child chooses a career like this! The swordsman is a sacred profession. No matter what enemy invades our city, the swordsman is always the first warrior to rush in. Regardless of their own safety, they repelled the invading enemy with their bodies and swords. How great they are! You ... you ... Amitabha. ...

Jing: ... Alas, Brother Qiao, I didn't know all this! I am a knight myself! In fact, the reason why children choose to be swordsman is influenced by me. When he was a child, I often told him the story of our knights, swordsmen and tomahawk fighters wearing armor and armed with heavy weapons, heroically killing the enemy on the battlefield! However, the world is different. Now, we armed people are given the cold shoulder in society. Even a beautiful female knight like me, who is rare, has been laid off. My spear to kill the enemy has long been rusty, and my armor is covered with spider silk. I don't want my children to go the same way as me!

Joe: Sister-in-law, don't be too pessimistic. You must firmly believe that the heavy soldiers will get ahead sooner or later. Look at the fencing teacher who teaches fencing at the University of Magic. Now there are only 98 paragraphs, but he has hardly lost a fight with others, and many masters above 100 are also defeated by his sword! There are many such masters, and people's views will change one day!

Classmates: Old Joe has a point. Come on, drink some water to moisten your throat!

Jing: Yes, what Joe said is really reasonable! However, the current atmosphere of occupational discrimination will not change in a short time. What about the future of the child? What are we ... What should we do?

Joe: Amitabha ... in my opinion ... eldest brother and sister-in-law should go and see how the child is!

Ben Jing: Yes, yes, let's go.

Child: No need to go, I'm already back.

Jing: Tiger, damn baby! Are you hurt? I am so distressed! ... tiger, win or lose?

Tiger: ..............................................................................................................................................................................

Jing: Look at the child's injury. The armor is cracked and the helmet is broken. This sword ... can't be used anymore! Whose child dares to bully my tiger? I want to settle accounts with him!

Tiger: No need, Mom! It's outrageous that you, a guard knight, bully an archer who has just advanced.

Kim: That's right. Leave the boy alone today! ... son, seriously ... how did you lose?

Class, Joe, Tiger: (What kind of seriousness is this? ! ! )

Tiger: Actually, it's all my fault. I usually practice more, cling to strength and figure, and don't practice hard. I played with that boy, but I couldn't keep up with his rhythm at all, so I had to be beaten.

Class: children! It's good to know your mistakes and correct them! Since we know that we haven't worked hard enough in speed, we should practice hard in future practice. One day, when you fight again, you will make him bow to your sword!

Tiger: (tearfully) Dad. ......

Students: But, you know, besides your lack of efforts in speed, your ability is far from enough. ...

Tiger: What is it, Dad?

Class: that is-your chakra is too small! ! !

(Jing, Joe and Xiao Hu all fall to the ground)

Joe: (This old boy must have watched Naruto too much! ! )

Jing: Don't talk nonsense here and don't teach bad children! Listen, tiger, it's actually that you don't read enough. You know, condense, refine ...

Joe: Why did you become a hunter again? )

In order to argue whether to study hard in chakra or not, the class quarreled with each other. )

Tiger: (God, can't you give me a pair of normal parents? ) Dad, Mom, actually I have something to tell you.

(Students, stop arguing): What's the matter?

Tiger: On my way home, I met a good friend I met when I was practicing in the mourning hall. Now he has become a miner. He told me a lot about miners along the way, and I found that I had fallen in love with this profession deeply. So, I want to be a miner.

(The whole class and Jing are surprised to open their mouths.)

Jing: Xiao ... Xiao Hu, you are kidding! Don't scare mom! Did you hit your head in a fight?

Tiger, are you going to give up because of some setbacks? This setback is nothing, there will always be thorns on the road to success; Sunshine is always after the storm; If you want to succeed, you need to endure everything-this is a good ninja! !

Joe: (Sure enough, I've seen too many fire shadows! )

Tiger: Dad, Mom, I'm serious! You see, in the dark mine, with a faint candle overhead, I am looking for the ore I need in the gravel. Every time I dig a piece, I will be as happy and excited as a treasure hunt! How desirable this life is!

Dear God, can't you give us a normal child? )

Tiger: Well, it's getting late. I have to go through the transfer formalities.

(Tiger gets up and walks to the door)

Jing: children ... children ... reconsider ... you should stick to your dream ... is there a doctor near here? ... son, are you crazy? Children ... children. ...

Joe: Amitabha ... happy ending, happy ending! ! !

Class, Jing: You are finished! ! ! ! ! !