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Humorous and interesting advertising language

1. The 4th World Traditional Wushu Festival Keywords: Meeting Wudang, Meeting the World.

2. An advertisement for a car showroom: Always let your driver's license expire before you.

3. An electric fan: To be honest, its fame is "blown".

4. A traffic safety advertisement: Please remember that God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for the car, but no one prepared them.

5. The advertisement of a printing company: everything is printed except banknotes.

6. 7-up soda: This is not coke.

7. A road traffic advertisement: If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight.

8. Fenjiu advertising words: Everything in the world, drinking will be embarrassing, and Fenjiu will drink.

9. New book: The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!

10, sour juice drink: a little farewell is sour, and a happy heart is sweet.

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12, American express: Do you know me?

13, Meijiajing moisturizing lipstick: a fire in winter.

14, Hong Kong Tourism Public Service Advertisement: the Oriental Pearl that blends modern western colors with China's traditional history.

15, perfume advertisement: this product can attract the opposite sex most, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with the product.

16. Eye drops advertisement: Please turn your eyes a few times after dripping to make the liquid medicine spread all over the world.