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1, if you believe in fate, then all accidents are doomed; If you don't believe in life, then everything is predestined by accident.

2. Everyone understands the truth, but small emotions are difficult to control.

3. Some people exist. Because of fate. So he shouldn't complain.

I finally know why "friendship" is friendship in English, because the boat of friendship turns over when it is said.

5. Sometimes, I know something by chance, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous.

6. Each star carries a small lantern to light up a small sky.

7. What is the head teacher? A long sentence; Our class is the noisiest in the whole building.

8. In my mother's eyes, all diseases stem from not eating green vegetables.

9. A good friend wants to share everything with you, even if she just farted.

10, a person's adventure, a person's experience, a person's thoughts on a person.

1 1. I can't give you the whole world, but I can give you my whole world.

12. If you practice in prosperity, you will never become a Buddha.

13, I tried to be an interesting person, and then I went the wrong way and became a tease.

14, no one will care when you are in pain.

15, a boy who warms only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who warms all girls is called a boiler.

16. Being jealous of others and hating dissidents means giving your life to others.

17, looking at your indifferent expression, you don't know how much I wanted to disappear in front of you at that moment.

Knowledge can't replace friendship, so I would rather be a fool than lose you.

19, sometimes I hate him, giving me so little time, but occupying my life.

20. After using QQ for so many years, I have hardly seen my friends online.

2 1, it's good to be drunk, and I gradually like this feeling that makes me numb.

22, only the sky no one can take away, as long as I can pick up the sky, it has been with me!

23. The other one is looking at me. She asked me if it was worth everything for you.

The most false sentence in the world is that minors are not allowed to enter.

25. My love has no expiration date.

26. In the past, I treated you like air, which was my life. Now, I still regard you as air and turn a blind eye.

27. If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, we would have thrown you out.

28, take you to force you to fly, take you to the garbage dump.

29. Love is a solid backing and a fatal weakness.

30. How can you secretly agree to grow old together? Found oil.

3 1, why do you sleep for a long time before you die and sleep after you die?

I gave you the warmest hug, but you gave me the saddest joke.

33. There is nothing in this world that cannot be returned.

That song is about romantic love, but it has nothing to do with you and me.

35. The dusk is deep. Or shallow sadness.

36. The world of mortals is endless, and I am more attached.

Swimming across a world is a matter of life and death.

38. You make me feel like a roller coaster.

39. I understand that everything is ashes, and I can only tell myself that it is time to let go of the burden.

40. Sadness buried in eyes, desolation in eyes.

4 1, weeding day at noon, class is really hard. A little broken book, sitting all morning.

42, that year, in the prime of life, whoever promised to die.

43. Have an accident, or die or lose memory.

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

I'm with you because I chose to be with you. I don't want to live in other people's way.

When I get rich, I will spend money like water.

47, with the heart of a desert island, reading classics in the world of mortals.

If you shed tears when you miss the sun, you will also miss the stars.

49. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.

50, can let yourself climb, don't borrow others' shoulders.

5 1, you haven't changed at all, you are still so cheap.

52. Why is Friday so close to Monday and Monday so far from Friday? This is not scientific!

53. Sometimes it's hard to be commented by some people when you make a talk.

54. Fate is like water, just for a word, waiting for the next encounter.

55. At sunset, a fairy tale world.

56. There is no love at first sight in the world. The so-called love at first sight is just that you meet the person you've always wanted to see.

57. Maybe you left my sight, but you didn't leave my thoughts.

58. Melting snow is always colder than snow, just as ending is always more painful than beginning.

59, not sad, but learn to see through.

60. There is a joke called love. I laughed my head off and cried my head off, but I still refused to give up.

6 1, may the dream become the lamp of the earth, and may the blessing become the longest river.

62. Be calm for a while, and you will die if it breaks out.

63. I used to be a thin man until a sentence changed me. You eat, eat, you are not fat. I mistakenly thought I was really not fat.

64. The problem of feeling inseparable from you has been cured.

65. Where vision can't reach, the heart can.

66. If I want to give up the world with you, I will, because having you is the world.

67. I hope our names can be written together, whether on wedding invitations or tombstones.

68. The most wasted day is the day of crying.

69. There are many people who like you, and there is no shortage of me. I like very few people, except you.

70. Finally, the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River covered the whole world. After the glory of China, it was just a scene, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever.

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72. Nobody wants me except you; I just don't want anyone except you.

73. Tears fell when I walked through the alley. There are laughter and tears here.

Let silence take the place of all answers, just to see how much you know about me.

75. The mouth is trying to be brave, but the heart has surrendered.

76. I want to say that I am not good without you! Still alive.

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

78. The shadow of the sun moves and the shadow of the object disappears. That's all.

79. If I know more than others, it is because I have made more mistakes than others.

80. Some things will last a lifetime.

8 1. A mature person's duty is to find himself, be himself firmly, and explore his own path wherever he goes.

82. I hope the journey will get longer and longer. If you are not careful, you will go for a lifetime.

83. Life can be colorful, but it must not be messy.

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

85. Some songs are deeply rooted in people's hearts. Sometimes I don't know whether I'm listening to music or myself.

86. If there is no time limit for self-improvement, it is doomed to be silent.

87. I am really glad to have you with me.

Meet the right person in the future, so that when we are mature enough, we will never be separated for no reason.

I want to be a little monster, because Altman can't beat me.

90. If all this is extravagant hope, why don't I face everything with a smile?

9 1, things have changed, who still cares?

92. Women are cute when they first meet, and fierce when they meet.

93. Rainy days are the saddest time. Obviously don't want to cry, tears still hang on my face willfully.

94. Love is hot. It is light to be loved.

95. Youth is a book that you can't close when you open it. Life is a road that you can't go back. Love is a gamble, you can't get it back if you throw it out.

96. A person's existence is often manifested long after he disappears.

97. I know that I am no longer your person. In your eyes, I am just a passer-by.

98. Even iron promises will rust over time.

99. Pretend not to care about your ridicule and leave with a smile.

100, go with the flow, not with the flow.

10 1, the most uncomfortable thing is that we have separated, but you still emerge in my memory.

102, I used to laugh with you, but now I laugh without you, and the smile is not as sweet as before.

Taking care of yourself is the best reward for me.

104, what a woman needs is a warm feeling of being patient with you, knowing that you always think about her safety when you are free.

105, when you can't hold on, you can say to yourself "I'm so tired, but never admit" I can't "in your heart!

106. Recently, I heard that you are rich, and you recognize Jiro as your master.

107, I am waiting for you to pass by in the years.

108, when you are finally silent, maturity has just begun.

109, persistence is victory. It's not important to win, it's important to persist.

1 10, moody, one second before and after the attitude is a hundred thousand miles away, I'm sorry I'm a bad person.

1 1 1. If you want to say something, you will naturally say it. If you don't want to tell, all you hear is lies.

1 12, sometimes you can get something by giving up something, and then you get something you want to give up.

1 13, when I smile, my face looks like a spring flower, which will definitely touch people, no matter who others are.

1 14, some roads, whether prosperous or lonely, are destined to walk alone.

1 15, I'll pour my own cup, help yourself.