Humorous sentences to defuse anger among colleagues

Why do you sleep for a long time before you die? You will fall asleep after death.

Anger is punishing yourself for what others have done wrong.

We put down our dignity, personality and stubbornness just because we can't let go of one person.

We are giving up and whitewashing our memories, thinking that we can disguise the innocence and beauty.

People don't attack me, I don't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

The only way to get happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.

Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

A lonely person will always remember everyone who has appeared in his life, so I will always think of you counting my loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.

Not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be rewarded, which is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness, because there is expectation, so we will be disappointed, because there is love, there will be expectation, so even if we are disappointed, it is also a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful.

Others can violate the cause and effect, others can harm us, beat us and slander us, but we can't hate others for it. Why? We must keep a complete nature and a pure heart.

My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!