Funny imitation of shabby house inscription

Fans’ motto

It doesn’t matter if there are too many people, just the same people. You don’t need a lot of money, as long as you have votes, it works. You compete with me on the court, and you keep cheering off the court. There is a doctor in talking and laughing, and there is no distinction between high and low in dealings. You can whistle and talk about football. How can it be possible if there are ruthless referees and no crazy fans? British hooligans, Chinese hardcore. My saying goes: just a game. Zhang Hao, Class 1, Grade 2, Changsha No. 1 Middle School, Huaxia Joint School

Profiteer Ming

The diploma is not high, just elementary school. No need to work on your brain, and you will be smart if you are mean. This is a shopping mall, and I am the only one who dominates. Sticks were waved everywhere and red envelopes were thrown around. There is money for talking and laughing, and there are endless people coming and going. You can stay in a hotel and pick up girls. No loyal words are offensive, no police work is required. There are smugglers in the south and counterfeiters in the north. The people said: What kind of virtue is there? Chen Zhen, Class 1, Grade 2, No. 1 Chinese Joint School, Changsha City

Corruption Official Ming

If you don’t have a lot of money, a thousand taels will do the trick. The house is not big, but the villa is fine. This is an officialdom, but he is smart. There are treasures in the stomach and money in the mind. There are royal relatives talking and laughing, but no common people coming and going. You can bully the people and bring down others. There is a motive for accepting bribes and there is suspicion of collusion. Finally, he vented his greed and was sentenced to death. Everyone said: What is the use of it? Yi Zhao, Class 1, Grade 2, No. 1 Chinese Joint School, Changsha

Dianyou Ming

If there are not many people, one person will do it. It doesn’t matter how much money you have, just a few dollars will make the difference. This is a game, only I control it. The keyboard is pressed crazily and the mouse is clicked wildly. We have companions to talk and laugh with, and there is no harassment when we come and go. Keep your eyes on the screen and read the guide. There is no blame from parents, no work to do. Wujialing, Changsha, Zhuzhou Gas Plant. Chen Jiayun: What’s so cool about it? Chen Jia, Class 1, Grade 2, No. 1 Chinese Joint School, Changsha City

Study Inscription

The way to build a building is to have a good foundation; the way to plant trees is to have strong roots. If you don't walk or run, you will fall sooner or later. The same goes for learning. How can we lack the basics? If you don't learn the basics well, how can you improve? Where can I find those who reach heaven in one step? There are no tall buildings on flat ground, no trees or grass with broken roots. Only by laying a solid foundation can you learn well. In the way of learning, the foundation is important. Hu Bo, Class 13, Grade 2001, Xiangyi Experimental Middle School

Old Man Ming

As long as he is not young, he is not sick. If you don’t have many children, filial piety comes first. This is the living room, filled with poetry, painting, calligraphy and music. The sunset is infinitely beautiful, and the glow warms the heart. I can do all kinds of talking, learning, teasing, singing and sighing. You can water the flowers and relax. There is no confusion of strife, no pain or suffering. Others sigh, but I smile. Others say: The childlike innocence is still there. Chen Xiaochen, Class 13, Grade 2000, Xiangyi Experimental Middle School

Family Motto

The house is not big, as long as it can be lived in. If there aren't many people, it'll be lively. Although the home is simple, it is very warm. Walking into the small study room, books enter the eyes. Listen to a pop song and watch a good movie. You can chat and talk about your heart. There is no pain or sorrow, only joy and joy, smiling every day and filled with joy every year. Everyone said: Happy family! Liu Xiaoqi, Class 13, Grade 2000, Xiangyi Experimental Middle School

Heidian Ming

Wine is not expensive, as long as you can drink it. Smoking is no longer good, but smoking is good. This is a black shop, only I run it. Sewage is flowing everywhere and the air is smoky. There are hooligans who talk and laugh, and their dealings are not serious. You can smoke opium and pethidine. No loyal words to disturb the ears, no worries of exposure. If you don’t be like Liu Hulan, you should be like Zhang Jun. The court said: No omissions but no omissions! Liu Fangzhou, Class 13, Grade 2000, Xiangyi Experimental Middle School

Dangerous Building Ming

If the building is not stable, it will be famous if you look at it. The quality is not good, but the money is good. Although it is a dangerous building, there is still interest in it. The steps are unstable and the cement has no steel bars. Talking, laughing, eating and drinking, going back and forth is not peaceful. You can get bonuses and receive favors. There is no confusion of inspection, no labor of excuse. Corrupt officials take my money, and brokers take silver. People cry: How can An Zhiyou exist? Wu Lezhi, Class 13, Grade 2000, Xiangyi Experimental Middle School

Smoking Inscription

There are many brands, so if you have cigarettes, you can do it. Regardless of whether it is true or false, if you can smoke it, it will work. This is a cigarette stall, the best place to make money. Once you smoke it, you will become addicted and the cancer will enter your heart. Talking, laughing and holding a cigarette between mouths, the brands keep changing. It can lift your spirits and pose. No place is pure, no place is free of soot. The king of swallowing clouds in Nanyang is the god of mist-breathing in Western Shu. Smokers say: How can I live without smoking? Wan Qian, Class 13, Grade 2000, Xiangyi Experimental Middle School

Foolish Old Man's Ming

No matter how high the mountain is, it will be level if you have strength. No matter how broad the method is, if you have a heart, you can do it. This is a huge mountain, but only the public dares to do it. The son went up to the mountains to dig, and the grandson descended into the Bohai Sea. There are descendants in Hedan, and there are no idle people coming and going. The wise old man laughs at the foolish old man, who is not serious. No one is too many to mess with the ears, and no time is too long to work. Foolish Old Man tried his best to clear both mountains.

Lieh Tzu said: How can there be such foolishness? Zhu Heng, Class 13, Grade 2000, Xiangyi Experimental Middle School

Gambling Ming

There are not many people, as long as you can gamble. Skill does not depend on finesse, but cheating will lead to victory. Si is a gambler and really wants to win. After not sleeping for several days, my body feels light. There are high-ranking officials who participate in gambling, and common people who gather wealth. You can lose tens of thousands of yuan and thousands of gold. There is no risk of stealing and no hard work. You win today, he will win tomorrow. I thought in my heart: God will soon appear! Tang Yang, Class 13, Grade 2000, Xiangyi Experimental Middle School

"Gentleman" Inscription

The moon was dark and the wind was high, and it was midnight. The streets are peaceful, but you are walking alone. Such a shrewd man is Liang Shangjun. He is quick to climb windows and is quick with wires to open doors. Big brother of tobacco and alcohol, diamond ring VCD. There are also RMB and US dollars. There is huge profit without work, and there is fame without sincerity. Stay at the police station for a while, and you will still be the king when you come out. This gentleman said: Why not do it? Luo Nan, Class 13, Grade 2000, Xiangyi Experimental Middle School

Celebrity Ming

If the nose is not high, plastic surgery will work. It’s not about fame, it’s about making money. This is a villa, but I am a star. The eyebrows are cut in half and the eyes are half covered. There are rumors when talking and laughing, but there is no true feelings in dealings. You can hit reporters and scold your mother. There is confusion in flattery and labor in quarrels. There was a lot of foul language and a few bottles of Coke were poured out. Fans say: Better than relatives! Tan Yiling, Class 13, Grade 2000, Xiangyi Experimental Middle School

Star Ming

If you are not good at acting, you will be famous if you follow the trend. His acting skills are not very good, but his support is good. I want to study further, but I don’t have a diploma. Climb wealth behind the scenes and become a star in front of the stage. I had to hire a stand-in for filming, but my actions were not innovative. You can film commercials and become a singer. Without dubbing, it will be confusing to the ears, and without a substitute, the original character will appear. The South won the Golden Horse Award, and the North received a nomination. Youzai said: Why bother? Zhang Shu, Class 13, Grade 2000, Xiangyi Experimental Middle School

Climbing motto

The road is not far, as long as you can walk. If you are not old, you will be wise if you are ambitious. There are thousands of difficulties and dangers, but I can stand tall. When spring comes, thousands of mountains are green, but who knows the heart of an inch of grass. There are huge trees in the sky, trying to reach the sky. Life is a journey of struggle and pride. There is no real danger, no fear of oneself. There is no limit to the road to learning, and there is a path to climb the mountain of books. Qu Ziyun: What is there to fear? Qu Yizhe, Class 13, Grade 2000, Xiangyi Experimental Middle School

Qi Wenming (postscript)

The text does not need to be long, just strange. The meaning is not deep, but the chewing is good. This is a short article, but I am candid. The humor is hidden in the words, and the humor is sweet in the teeth and cheeks. The conversation and laughter are casual, but the interactions are not serious. It can dissolve phlegm and strengthen the spirit. There is no harshness from sages, no laborious appearance from Taoism. In ancient times, there was flattery, but now there are game inscriptions. Xu Gongyun: How strange is this?

Teacher Xu Guohong of No. 1 Middle School in Changsha

1) Mahjong Inscription

Skills don’t need to be refined, money will bring skill; people don’t need to be many, just four will suffice. This is pure entertainment, but the Mahjong Sutra. Duan Yao listens alone in front of the door and searches for his heart on the moon pole. It can strengthen the spirit, activate the brain, provide entertainment day and night, and there is no distinction between men and women. Watch the victory or defeat in four laps, and don’t forget your shape when you win. The gambling ghost said: "Why hate it?"

(2) Smoke Room Inscription

If the lamp is not high, it will be bright if there is oil; if the gun is not long, if there is smoke, it will be bright. This is a smoking room, but I am addicted to it. The light illuminates the eyes green, and the smoke makes the face blue. There are cigarettes when talking and laughing, but there are no young men when coming and going. It can be used to mix ointment and apply mud. There is no sound in the ears and there is a sensation of burning hands. Nanyang Shouzhou Dou, Xishu Taigu Deng, the gentleman said: "Why is there such an addiction?"

(3) Desk Inscription

It doesn't matter if you get high grades, just pass; it doesn't matter if you learn deeply , cheating will lead to success. This is a humble room, but I am free to relax. Novels spread quickly and magazines are read frequently. Thinking about playing Go and watching movies. You can draw cartoons and write letters. There is no clutter of books, no work to do; although it is not a dance hall, it can be called an amusement park. The student said: A mixed diploma!

(4) "Stinky Man" Inscription

Talent does not mean being high, having an official position will lead to fame; not having deep knowledge, having power will lead to spirituality. I am the only one who dominates the "yamen" here. There are trumpeters in front and horse-players behind. There are confidants when talking and laughing, and there are no pawns when interacting with each other. Can you do special ǎ?Lan Kai live N Kuang? Le? Tan? ㄋ grape 鏏? Cheng 簟 G bang po 苤 basixi? Dimanyue? Scar? Brown 谠 tired skeleton I Lingzhan has played?

(5) The Occasionally Inscription of Sanxi Hall

The house is not big, but it is famous if there are books; the country is not overlord, but it is capable if there are people; this is a small room, but my ancestor loves it. The shadow of the beads shines, and the sun shines into the veil. I enjoy writing and reading, and I am loyal in all my dealings. You can look in the mirror and read Sanxi. There is no cluttered ears caused by desolation, and there is no bad appearance caused by fatigue.

In Changxindian, Zhili, in Chengdu Pavilion, Xishu, Yu smiled and said: "How can there be peace?"

(6) Inscription on Dou Shi

The mountain is not high, as long as there is grass, it is green. The water never gets tired of being turbid, and it is clear when there is a fan. This is a small room, without virtue or kindness. There are no great scholars when talking and laughing, but there are white people who come and go. You can play the harp against the cow, and you can recite the Sutra of Diarrhea. The edges of the grass are white, and the smell of manure comes at night. There is no sweetness like silk and bamboo, but there is the sound of chariots and horses. The transportation (ministry) coal is piled in the south, and the sweep (reporting) basin is tilted eastward. The founding father said: "One of the adou is actually a great citizen of the Republic of China."

(7) Bad regulations and inscriptions

If the official is not high, he will be famous if he has power! The position is not about respect, it is beneficial to be spiritual; the government is not big, it is powerful, it is successful; it is not important to have a wide family, it is spiritual to have a queen; this is a bad rule, I do it my way. Talk about things in the middle, and interact with the people in the middle. You can send red envelopes and then give the green light. If you want Hong Kong paper and US dollars, don't do it blatantly. It's better to greet you quietly. The meaning is beyond words, and it is all in the unspoken words. Policies and laws have fallen on deaf ears. Wang was in Hunan and Zhang and Liu were in Tianjin. Their lives were in vain because they were not clever. It seems that I leave no traces or traces, and there is no way to find me. I dare to say: "Why be afraid!"

(8) Learning Inscription

It is not necessary to learn too much, but to study hard is enough! Habits are not broad, but concentration is spiritual. This is the truth, keep it in mind. The conversation is self-evident, and the teacher does not need a name. The handwriting is neat and tidy, and the room is clean and quiet. There is no need to keep a good name and gain utility. No signs of neglect,

No signs of weariness. Once you learn the skills, you will succeed, and when you practice the skills, you will understand. I sincerely say: "Keep respect in your heart!"