Great classic funny quotations-never say goodbye, see you later.

I came crying and everyone laughed; I smiled and left, and everyone cried. Hey, this is a university. ...

Looking at the empty dormitory and cabinets, I always feel that I have left something behind. It turns out that I left my thoughts on you.

After graduation, I found that college students are the best career.

What is your alma mater? When I first arrived, I was eager to leave early, and when I left, I was eager to stay for a day or two.

Never skip class again, because there is no class. ...

Several people use the same if to open the same door; Several people bid farewell to the empty dormitory with the same eyes.

After several years in college, I have gained knowledge and hair.

Once complained, once felt, now only full of nostalgia.

I graduated in the blink of an eye. If God gives me another chance, I will never graduate. ...

Never say goodbye, we will meet again soon.

Comparison of college accomplishment level: mortal, what high number to take tomorrow; If you get it, why do you want to take the advanced math exam next class? Entering the fairy, I just took the high number; Becoming a Buddha, what, there was an exam yesterday; Shu Gao Buddha, I didn't have an English class just now. PS: There is a class tree called Shu Gao in the university, and many people hang it.

What is an alma mater? It's a place where you scold him eight times a day but don't allow others to scold him.

A university is like a bus at the school gate. You get on the bus and go back and forth. It's another semester. Get in the car, go back and graduate.

I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

The university got up from me, put on pants and said to me, "Stay young, you go."

I came to sleep with a college admission notice, and when I woke up, it turned into a diploma, which proved that I had slept here.

It takes four years to change an eternal memory in my heart.

Whether the leaves leave is the passion of the wind or the trees can't stay, whether you and I leave school is the urge of life or the incessant youth.

People are about to graduate, and the handwriting is good.

The weather is fine today, there will be no class tomorrow ... and there will be no class in the future. ...

After breaking up, QQ talked about the ending of the mood, so it's not worth saying goodbye.

I never expected to guard your heart. Actually, leaning on the shoulder is enough.

Second, in the sad youth, the drizzle wet the fleeting time, which is broken and irreparable after all.

Long live the beautiful girls who are still alive after the injury.

Fourth, do you think I have lost my temper because I have been a good person for too long?

Five, the heart is full of sadness and pain, and now it can't hold happiness and happiness.

Six, injury makes us mature and no longer fantasize about pantomime.

7. When someone says that you have changed, it is only because you no longer live in the way they are used to.

Eight, long hair and short knowledge, so female ghosts love to engage in non-mainstream.

Once a beautiful smile is exposed, all you see is sadness.

10. A man's sweet talk is a woman's biggest fatal wound.

Eleven, knowing that your signature was not addressed to me, but I deceived myself and sat in the right position.

12. The best place is the place you haven't been to at the best time, that is, when you come back.

Thirteen, the teacher always told us not to lie, and taught us to lie as soon as we came to check.

Fourteen, when we were young, we were childish and willful. When we grow up, we can only be willful and childish.

Fifteen, we love each other, but we can't be together, leaving only regrets.

When I turned around, you were no longer at the intersection. Am I too slow or do you walk too fast?

The merry-go-round is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad interval.

Say it out loud, because you never know which comes first, tomorrow or the accident!

19. My friend told me that the opportunity in today's society is money, and money is opportunity.

Twenty, we are just friends, the kind of ambiguous friends.

The main color of this world is sadness. How can I be absent?

Twenty-two, your love and happiness are normal.

Twenty-three, watching you busy in and out for me, the feeling of happiness arises spontaneously.

Twenty-four, if you can't take away those hypocrisy. Don't deprive me of the truth.

At the age of twenty-five, my life is like a candle's tears. If you lose it, you can never get it back.

Twenty-six, when the memories of the old days are full of spots, it is only because there is no answer to sadness.

Twenty-seven, if the world is beautiful, then there will never be if.

I will remember your kindness to me and take care of you all my life.

Twenty-nine, this ending is not worthy of saying goodbye.

Life has its patterns, and we must copy them.

Thirty-one, the sunset in the evening, sadly ended the distant love.

There will be no tomorrow for everything about him.

Thirty-three, in fact, happiness is like this, a ray of not fierce arrival.

I hope you can see the handwriting on the beach.

I like swearing, but I am a good girl.

After breaking up, QQ talks about the ending of the mood, which is not worth saying goodbye.

I never expected to guard your heart. Actually, leaning on the shoulder is enough.

Second, in the sad youth, the drizzle wet the fleeting time, which is broken and irreparable after all.

Long live the beautiful girls who are still alive after the injury.

Fourth, do you think I have lost my temper because I have been a bad person for too long?

Five, the heart is full of sadness and pain, and now it can't hold happiness and happiness.

6. Injury makes us mature and stop dreaming of pantomime.

7. When someone says that you have changed, it is only because you no longer live in the way they are used to.

Eight, long hair and short knowledge, so female ghosts love to engage in non-mainstream.

Once a beautiful smile is punctured, all you see is sadness.

10. A man's sweet talk is a woman's biggest fatal wound.

I know that your signature is not addressed to me, but I am sitting in the right place.

12. The best center is the best time in the center that you have never been to, and the time that you can't go back.

Thirteen, the teacher always told us not to lie, and told us to lie when we came down to reflect.

Fourteen, when we were young, we were sophisticated and willful. When we grow up, we can only be willful and worldly.

Fifteen, we love each other, but we can't be together, leaving only regrets.

When I turned around, you were no longer at the intersection. Am I too slow or do you walk too fast?

Carousel is the most severe game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.

Eighteen, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, today or unexpected, which will come first!

Nineteen, my friend told me that in today's society, time is money, and money is time.

Twenty, we are just enemies, ambiguous friends.

21. The main color of this world is sadness. How can I participate?

22. Your love and happiness will never change.

Twenty-three, I feel happy watching you go in and out for me.

Twenty-four, if you can't take away those lies. Don't deprive me of the truth.

At the age of twenty-five, my life is like a candle's tears. If you lose it, you can never get it back.

Twenty-six, when recalling the traces of the old days, it is only because of sadness that there is never an answer.

27. If the world is beautiful, there will never be a if.

I will remember your kindness to me and take care of you all my life.

Twenty-nine, this ending is not worthy of saying goodbye.

Life has its patterns, and we must copy them.

Thirty-one, the sunset at dusk, sadly drew a full stop for distant love.

Thirty-two, everything about him, there will be no more today.

Thirty-three, in fact, happiness is like this, a ray of not fierce arrival.

I hope you can see the handwriting on the beach.

I like swearing, but I am a good girl.

Keep warm for the first time, we will never say goodbye.

Waiting, under the sky south of the city; Waiting, at the corner of the season;

Keep the warmth of the first time together, we will never say goodbye!

Come, hold your hand and arrive with you, and call it a happy platform! There are only five short stories. I believe that you will be happier if you understand this!

She was lovelorn when she was a teenager. He accompanied her shopping to relax, and then she ate noodles together in the restaurant. Everyone had a bowl, and she only ate half.

Just put it aside and look at the fallen leaves of the trees outside the window, staring blankly. He ate noodles, looked at her piteously, and opened his arms.

Solemnly carrying the bowl of noodles that she didn't finish eating, she almost finished eating with a roar, as heroic as a prairie hero galloping!

Then she wiped her mouth contentedly: "You have to eat when you are lovelorn!" She opened her mouth wide and said loudly, "How can you eat my leftovers?"

Then tears welled up in his eyes and he smiled warmly.

Reach out and gently wipe away the tears on her face: "Because I like it, nothing is left, only you specially keep it for me." Later, they became lovers.

When she was a teenager, she said it was difficult for her husband to pursue her from Beijing to Xiamen. At first, he asked her for her phone number, and she was very embarrassed.

Deliberately omitted the last two numbers ... Unexpectedly, he finally tried his best to get through to her mobile phone.

Later, when she fell in love and got married, she still liked to give him problems, and he broke them. The most difficult question is: What is love?

He is peeling an apple for her and dividing it into two parts, one big and one small. He gave her a big one and said, "This is love." If they are friends, they are the same size.

She said that one day, all the women in the office used the same set of questions and called their men on the spot. She's a little worried.

I think I will embarrass myself, because she knows her husband's obsession and indissoluble amorous feelings too well.

As a result, her husband's answer touched all the female colleagues. Their round-trip call was like this: "Husband, will you give me everything I want?"

"Of course." "I want stars." "Do you have a cactus died, and orangutans? How much is an orangutan? "

"No, I want the stars in the sky!" "Well ... I'll show it to you at home at night."

Why can such a simple answer win the championship? Because other women's husbands basically replied like this in the end: "psycho!"

18-year-old sister A Bing said that that day, she and 190 (her husband's height) took the elevator upstairs and were ready to go home. The elevator suddenly shook in the middle.

Shake them from the eighth floor to the seventh floor. 190' s first action is to turn around and hug her tightly and say "don't be afraid" ...

At this time, the elevator door automatically bounced open, and the two men helped out, which was a false alarm. Ah Bing said:

She was very moved. "I was moved not because he hugged me, but because he was a coward. Many times I hugged him and gave him a sense of security. "

They are brother and sister. They are married. A Bing quipped that 190 was afraid of the dark, and he was usually afraid to throw garbage bags at the stairs because it was dark there!

Editor's note:

Stars are wasted, and it is romantic to change a lamp for you; Even if I only have 100 yuan,

But it's all spent on you, which is true love; How strong he is,

It doesn't matter, but how good he is to me. Knowing this will make us much happier.