Humorous house selling slogans

1. A male guest said, Hello everyone, today I want to find someone who can hold hands with me for the rest of my life. I deal with land all day long...(the lights are half off), without high wages...(the lights are half off again), I don't want to buy a house...(all lights are off). The host said that many people look down on farmers because they think they have low income and cannot afford houses. This is irrational... The male guest interrupted and said, I am not a farmer, I am a real estate developer.

2. A person who had all his savings came to a property sales center in a certain community and wanted to buy a property. He asked the sales lady: "How much is your house price?"

The sales lady said: "10,000 on the first floor, 11,000 on the second floor, 12,000 on the third floor, 13,000 on the fourth floor... " He quickly interrupted the sales lady's introduction and said: "That's enough, that's enough. Your house is too high. If you build it underground, I can afford it."

3. Xiao Ming picked up seven dragon balls near the Second Ring Road in Beijing and summoned the dragon. Shenlong: "I can grant you a wish, any wish is fine." Xiao Ming: "I want world peace!" Shenlong: "This wish is too much, please change it to another one." Xiao Ming: "I want house prices to drop!" Shenlong: "What was your previous wish? Say it again."

4. If you deposit your money in the bank, if you don't buy a house, your money will be lent to others by the bank to buy a house! In the end, you rent his house, he collects your rent, and uses your money to repay the loan!

5. "When I get my stocks back, I will divorce you." He said lightly.

After listening, her heart felt warm. She thought that this was probably the most eternal promise.

"When the house price drops, I will buy a house and marry you."

After hearing this, her heart felt cold. This was probably the most tactful breakup.