Absolutely awesome cute and funny phrases in 2020

1. People who say they are noble are generally not noble. Such clamor is just to get a better price for yourself.

2. A man who is too good will attract a mistress, but a woman who is too good will attract a gangster.

3. Life is like a buffet, you have to rely on yourself for everything.

4. Crying is not my strong point, laughing is my nature.

5. Some words can be deceived, some can be coaxed, and some can be deceived. The most difficult thing is that TNN keeps silent and expressionless.

6. That’s not a problem. It’s a problem for a while. After this period, it’s not a problem.

7. The most regretful thing in life is: giving up so easily that you shouldn’t. Those who give up stubbornly insist on things that shouldn’t be persisted

8. When you are unable to hold on to something, you must learn to give up and know how to choose.

9. A woman should live like a man who can take things and put them down, so that she won’t be so tired.

10. My sister is L’Oréal Paris. Without you, I am still as graceful as ever.

11. You will bleed and sweat but not shed tears, and you will not lag behind if you shed your skin and flesh.

12. When the fish takes the bait, it is because the fish falls in love with the fisherman and is willing to use its life to make the fisherman smile.

13. I will not expect warmth from anyone. Get angry.

14. A hero turns to beauty when he is angry, and a beauty turns to money when she smiles.

15. How can a man be a hero if he is not lustful, and how can a woman be smiling like a flower if she is not beautiful.

16. When I saw the news about your broken love, I was so happy that I hit the wall. As a result, there was a huge earthquake in Japan.

17. When you are proud, your friends will know you. When you are in trouble, you make friends.

18. Money will come when you spend it, but you can’t start over if your life is gone.

19. In this evil society, this group of ignorant human beings have been created

20. The sunset is not the passage of time, and the wind is not the fault of the woods. As long as you have loved, waited, and given, the laughter in heaven will not be a legend.

21. Women from good families never claim to be noble, but people all recognize their nobility.

22. What I once carefully concealed, or even said insincerely, was actually due to uncertainty about tomorrow.

23. I would rather be thin and similar than fat and unique.

24. It’s not that I’m the dirtiest, it’s that your heart is unclean.

25. Life makes us round in order to make us roll further

26. Puppy love is not love, we must learn to treat ourselves well

27. One withered flower cannot waste the entire spring, and one setback cannot waste the entire life. Super fresh and powerful classic phrase: No one is absolutely important

Maybe it’s time to leave. If you leave this city, the sadness will stop

Who is worse and who is better is just because of too much hope. Gao

I can only treat bullshit life with a bullshit attitude

Don’t tell me about him, maybe, love is far more cruel than hate

Yun He Heavenly Butterflies and Flowers

I never need to talk. Why do you just ignore me? Am I really that bad?

I am miserable and look forward to eternity with you.

I wish I could confiscate tomorrow so that you will never change

Old love alone is hard to maintain over new ones

Crush my heart alive

Even if your heart is in the wild, you should know how to refuse

My mouth is trying to be strong and tears are flowing

My loneliness cannot escape your eyes

I made a gesture There is a layer of glass between you and the person standing on the other side of the window who is trying to hint at this relationship

Don't worry, little sister, my shoulders will always be yours. There is no word for "little three" in my dictionary

I know this is not good and I also know that your love can only be so little. I can only keep wanting you until you want to escape

The dream I had was that a whirlpool drowned you and me.

Unrealized future, struggling to survive until now

Every memory is like a thorn

Every sentence has a subtle lethality, which affects IQ The higher it is, the higher the harm will be.

Am I crazy or stupid if I try again even though I know this will happen?

I believe that true love will be in the new century when I wake up.

If you see someone who cries, hug him hard

I’m afraid you won’t be able to accept it if I change too quickly

I look forward to holding you in my arms one day The earth says to the universe that it is through your wind

If I were a myth, I would be happier because of you

I am very fashionable and I know what lala means. Don’t ask me what it means. I won’t tell you because fashion is an attitude

Flash for me like you were the only one who appreciated me in the beginning

If you are not alone, at least you still have me

The hatred of soul and body cuts me apart

When I let go of your hand, if it vibrates a little instead of trembling, I will love you with my life

Won't you even give me memories?

The biggest advantage of telling the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said

Only by giving your sincerity will you get your sincerity, but it may be completely hurt; by keeping your distance, you can protect yourself. But he is doomed to be lonely forever.

My temper and hopelessness will all be buried in your tenderness.

My pride is hopeless, my temper cannot be controlled, I know it, I know it myself

My dear, have you ever thought about our future.

Panic has swept the world, but you are really not around

Regret is that love needs to be hidden. How can I say that you are no longer around?

When you start to accept the memories. Black leaves imperfect tears

No one is absolutely important and some people love to compare

Time is changing, don’t change it

I believe it will be washed away in a certain shower All my sorrow

I think that fate is accustomed to turning its hands to make clouds and rain, and it will never allow fairness in the world

Dreams are hydrogen balloons flying away from the sky In the end, everything turned into nothing

Love is a sign and a one-way street

Love is not afraid of heartbreak because it is you

I love you even for myself Reluctant to give up love

Please disarm and recreate those natural lights

The stress of the center of the earth cannot be resisted

As long as you are willing, love is penetrating and ancient and modern can intersect.

Throw away all the past and only love you

If tears blur my vision, my face will feel warm only if it burns

Will I never shed tears again if I leave? A collection of the most hilarious personality stories in 2020

1. It’s too hot, nothing is positive, acne is the most positive one

2. I would rather be a prince riding a pig, Don’t be a prince pig riding a white horse.

3. Sometimes I feel that life is really fun, but sometimes I feel that life is playing tricks on me.

4. They say money is everything, but when I took the money to buy a man from the canteen, I was beaten into a giant panda.

5. If you pull something, if you pull it again, you will be kicked to the Antarctic to dance waltz with penguins.

6. Last night, I was bitten by mosquitoes all night, and the next day I found that I had lost weight.

7. Until I met you, I didn’t know that dinosaurs can actually reappear.

8. I still like to go without makeup because I can rub my eyes unscrupulously.

9. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but youth is a gecko.

10. Use lies to test lies, and you will get only lies.

11. What are the two words you hear most in New Water Margin - eating and drinking.

12. Follow me and shout: Come money, come money, but money really falls from the sky. Alas, it turns out it was just a dream.

13. Don’t complain if there is no beef in the beef noodles, and there is no wife in the wife cake. 14. Put away your eyes, I want to ask: "Are there any red eyes? Yes." The ability is contagious to me."

15. A drop of water should be repaid by a spring. "When I lend you a dime, please return a hundred."

16. Stop pretending to be cool. You think you are Youku.

17. I’ve given you my phone number, why don’t you understand my thoughts? You should top up my phone bill with dozens of dollars if you have anything to do!

18. The teacher said to his mother: "This child smiles at his crotch every day in class"

19. One day the emperor said to the little eunuch: "How can you describe me in one word?" "The little eunuch said: "Hey!

20. If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then you must eat at least a pair of whales.

21. I generally don’t like to see a doctor, because there is nothing good to see from a doctor.

22. My left eye jumps for money and my right eye jumps for disaster. If both my eyes jump, does that mean that I am About to fall into a big pit full of banknotes.

23. I will be your heart in the next life. If I don’t beat it, you will die.

24. I went swimming in the lake in the afternoon. It suddenly started raining heavily. I quickly dived into the water to take shelter.

25. I want to be as strong as a cactus and learn to prick bad people.

26. If you ignore me, I will sing "Uneasy" at your house

27. The first thing you do when you wake up in the morning, open your eyes, and the first thing you do when you go to bed at night , close your eyes.

28. You are a madman and I am a fool. We are crazy when we are together.

29. Although I look delicate, I am actually illiterate.

30. When I went to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to "What next?" As a result, my classmates chatted with it all afternoon.

31. I didn’t dare to sleep after watching a ghost movie last night, and I was so stung tonight that I couldn’t sleep.

32. On such a sunny day, I am still sleeping. I confess that in order to express my deep apology, I continue to sleep.

33. Don’t give it to me To say that you are virtuous means that you simply don’t know how to do anything else.

34. Swallowing tigers and swallows, obviously wolves, tigers, and swallows

35. I want to be a man like stinky tofu, smelling and eating Fragrance, this is called connotation.

36. In a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose the beautiful one and take her.

37. Don’t call me ugly, I was handsome for a while when I was a child.

38. Behind every Ultraman, there is a group of monsters who are being beaten silently.

39. I have thought about it. When I grow up, I will open an Internet company and call it "Zheler" to compete with Xunlei.

40. Today’s women: Looking back, everything is going well. Looking forward, there is no harvest.

41. Laoban, if you keep forcing us, we will go to Liangshan.

42. The difference between Wei Xiaobao and Big Big Wolf is that one is animation and the other is reality. Let’s learn from Wei Xiaobao.

43. Every woman can only be a lolita for two years, but every man can last a long, long time.

44. If one day men all over the world menstruate, I will sell hygiene products.

45. Wear other people’s shoes, go your own way, and let others find it!

46. When I couldn’t sleep, my roommate asked me to count from one to a thousand. I counted until I was about to fall asleep, so I drank a cup of coffee before I could finish counting.

47. Now I know that Baidu doesn’t know everything. I asked it where my fiancée was, but it was difficult for it.

48. Jingle Cat lives in darkness forever because it cannot see its fingers.

49. Maybe what fell from the sky was not a meteor, but a crashed plane.

50. I know you don’t take me seriously. In fact, I never take you seriously. Absolutely classic funny phrases

1. Men are like houses, which are popular even if they are resold at a higher price. Women are like cars, which are difficult to sell even if they are resold at a discounted price.

2. Unmarried men are rough houses, rough and stiff. The job is the location, the appearance is the room type, and the economic conditions are the area. An unmarried woman is a new car, brand new and beautiful. Origin is the brand, appearance is the model, and quality is the engine power.

3. Men love cars, and women love houses; when a man buys a car, he does not plan to drive it for the rest of his life, but when a woman buys a house, she plans to live in it for the rest of her life; a good car makes a man look good, and a good house It makes women feel safe;

4. New cars are hard to drive, and drivers are cautious; but new houses are always ready to be renovated with sledgehammers, and decorators are bold;

5. When a new car comes out of the store, it is discounted as soon as you drive it. The scratches get worse and worse, and the limelight is quickly overshadowed by new cars;

6. The house gets older, but the house gets older. The more classic you live, the price will not drop even if you break the walls and doors and windows. If you catch up with the demolition, you can make a lot of money by sitting on the ground. A married man's house is renovated by a woman. It is brand new and has complete facilities. As long as the location is good, the value will be maintained and increased.

7. A married woman is an old car driven by a man for 100,000 kilometers. No matter how beautiful the appearance of the car at this time is, it is not as beautiful as a new car. A good engine is more important.

8. A well-decorated house is very attractive to women who don’t own a house. There are always some people who don’t want to bother with decoration and want to live in vain. Even old models of famous brand cars have brilliance, and it’s not enough for someone to come over and take a look. Strange.

9. Divorced men are like second-hand houses. These days, second-hand houses are more popular than newly opened houses. No matter how many times they are sold, they will definitely become more expensive each time; divorced women are like second-hand cars. Reduce it by half with one hand. After using two hands, go directly to the scrap collection station.

10. Most people will renovate when they get a second-hand house; when they get a second-hand car, they generally feel uncomfortable.

11. For a divorced man, it is a wise choice to find a woman who does not plan to reinvent you; for a divorced woman, it is a wise choice to find a gentle, considerate man who does not step on the accelerator. Depend on me for half my life!

12. Happiness is not about how big the house is, but how sweet the laughter in the room is; happiness is not about how luxurious a car you can drive, but how safe you can get home safely; happiness is not about how beautiful your lover is, but how beautiful your lover is. It’s how bright a lover’s smile is; happiness is not about hearing sweet words, but having someone say to me when I’m sad: It’s okay, I’m here!

13. If you are desperate, why not walk? Just take a bus.

14. One cannot lower his noble head, except when picking up money.

15. There is a kind of person who only does two things: if you succeed, he will be jealous of you; if you fail, he will laugh at you.

16. I was checking information with my girlfriend at that time, and suddenly a window popped up. It was very pornographic and violent. We quickly turned off the lights.

17. If people live by eating, then the food is not called rice, it is called feed.

18. Flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to the cow dung.

19. Nowadays, those who can earn 200 kilograms of pork a month are barely considered white-collar workers.

20. I am so beautiful, I can’t die.

21. The junior brother described the hygienic condition of his dormitory - "I don't want to open my eyes when I get back to the dormitory!!!"

22. Roses are so cheap, you can give them to your wife. .

23. Even running is useless when you are on the wrong road

24. I think I should lose weight. The last time I donated blood, a hundred milliliters of pig blood was leaked. Oil.

25. My wife and I have not spoken for 18 months, and I have no chance to interrupt her.

26. There are many thin people, but fat people are more eye-catching.

27. Fairy tales are beautiful because they are spoken by children.

28. Life is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. This is not good, not good!

29. There is still spring even though my brother looks so abstract, what are you afraid of?

30. Can talented men like us be handsome?

31. Girl, you not only understand the world, but you also understand globalization! But girl, you must not dominate!

32. If one day my sister becomes very crazy, please tell others that she will live like a lady.

33. Time flies so fast, it gets dark as soon as I wake up.

34. Disciples who do not want to betray their master are all incompetent disciples.

35. My biggest dream: to go to heaven alive.

36. There must be a road in front of the mountain, and I can’t stop even if there is a road.

37. I call you a bird, but you really think you can fly.

38. If you are sensible, I will treat you to steamed buns. If you don't understand, I'll give you a fist.

39. God has given you a pair of wings, so you should be braised...

40. Salary is dead. If you want to make the salary worthy of working, you have to work less.

41. If you can do something, try not to make any noise.

42. Don’t tell ghost stories at night, because people like to hear them, and ghosts also like to hear them.