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If you want to get married, talk about your mood.

If you want to get married, talk about your mood.

1. Several years have passed, and my child is around my knee, and he is still by my side. I will proudly tell my child that I fell in love with him and got married many years later. Now we are very happy with you.

2.8/kloc-0.3, if someone uploads a photo of the show, I will cut it off. If you don't get together in the future, I will post the photo in red when you get married.

3. Love without marriage purpose is to help others raise their wives.

Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic. .

Honey, let's go to Ireland and get married together. Because divorce is illegal there.

6. Women are either in love until they get married, or they don't take love seriously, or they are arrogant and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands so seriously?

7. I miss you, I like you and I love you. For seven years, the only person who can marry me is you.

8. My favorite best friend is married. I just want to say that my nephew will be my flower girl. Preferably a few flower girl. ...

9. Sometimes you feel romantic, but most of the time, you get along very contentedly and comfortably.

10. On the day you marry me, you must put on my favorite white wedding dress and stand on the beach with blue sky and blue sea to print our happiest side.

1 1. When we get married, we will tattoo the couple's rings together. If anyone dares to mention the word divorce, cut off your finger.

12. I take the initiative to send text messages, make phone calls and date. However, I forgive you because you took the initiative to say "Let's get married" for the first time.

13. I just received a message from my ex-girlfriend that I will get married in a few days: Will you come when I get married? I silently replied three words: go next time.

14. If your wedding bride is not me, I will wear a more beautiful wedding dress than your bride to attend your wedding, sing and break up peacefully!

15. Women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or be proud and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands so seriously?