Non-mainstream fashion quotations with funny personality

1, most beautiful women are similar, but ugly women are different.

2. Dissatisfaction is a suspended substitute, which makes people have the desire to climb up constantly in comparison.

3. Traveling means going from one's own tired place to another's tired place.

You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

5, the first love is infinitely beautiful, just hanging early.

6. In winter, wear only one glove. Because I can hold the other hand.

7. A woman's wardrobe is like a harem. There are countless beautiful women, only a few of whom like it.

8. Women often miss men; Men are often fickle with women.

9. A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, and all you can come up with is a fart.

10, don't look back, I only love your back.

1 1. There may be a few women who don't eat, and none of them are jealous.

12, fooling around will get boring sooner or later.

13, smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

14, you can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

15, you can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

16, I will miss you very much after you leave, why don't you leave!

17, it was pulled out before it could be molested.

18, the difficulty of marriage is that we love each other's advantages, but live with her shortcomings.

19, made a mistake, or forget it, anyway.

20, even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: you are a grandfather!

2 1, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

22. I don't care, I care too much and want to make you happy. Even if you imprison me, pretend you don't care.

23. From heaven to hell, I pass by!

24. Pick up a cigarette and feel lonely.

25. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

26. Format yourself just to delete you.

27. I haven't written with a pen for a long time. I don't know if I don't write, but I am shocked if I write: Martians.

Talking about Non-mainstream Personality and Funny Emotion

1. You must pee if you have urine, but don't wait until you have no urine to shake the bird.

2. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

Mom said: even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and you can't let others look down on you.

People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

Change the world with your smile, don't let the world change your smile.

6. Teacher, would you dare to lecture in a lower voice and let me have a good sleep?

7. I don't accept garbage, so I can't let you be on call.

8. On the train, a white woman and a black woman are breast-feeding their baby. Mom, mom, white baby, don't be a coquette. I want to drink chocolate milk, too.

9. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

10. Managing your own strengths can add value to your life; Managing your shortcomings will devalue your life.

1 1. Looking at the face of the head teacher, I have the urge to quit school. What about studying? In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

12. How many children have been hurt by exams, and how many honest children have learned to cheat?

13. In front of beauty: danger can be saved, and no danger can create danger.

14. Do all the bad things you can while you are young. It's only been a few years.

15. The pigs laughed. Why do you still have a bitter gourd face?

16. Cheap is also an art. Let's do this art well together!

17.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. I will send her to God in my mission.

18. Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

19. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

20. Your new love is someone else's whore.

2 1. One person's loneliness is the fault of two people. You love TA. Why did you choose me? !

22. Happiness has just begun, but sadness is already lurking.

Non-mainstream personality is funny. Tell me about it.

1, I usually forget to scold you. I don't want to wait until I hit you to know that I am both civil and military.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

Life is like a super girl, all men will come to the end.

6. The world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

7. As a typical failure, you are simply too successful.

8. Say what should be said and what should not be said.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

10, you said that you, without a diploma, have to learn from others' ugliness and baldness.

1 1, coming into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

12, I want the whole world to know that I'm keeping a low profile.

13, son, fools can't be resurrected.

14, I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

15, alas ~ If this person has no orthomorphism, even his headache is partial.

16, your stupidity is always so creative.

17, ouch, you are so busy to go to the toilet by yourself.

18, once you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

19, no one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time.

20, the ideal is full, and the reality is very skinny.

2 1, low-key, is the most NB show off.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

23, holding your hand, you will know that the child is ugly, the child does not go, I will go.

Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

25. What I hate is not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation of the mistress.

Qq non-mainstream personality signature is funny.

1. The bell is the strongest sound in China.

You are so shameless and heartless, you should be very light.

Must it be understood that I love you? Can't it be understood as me?

4. [I am a person who wears a short-sleeved vest, slippers and canvas and then travels around the world]

5. Idiots call people anthomaniac.

6. Baidu can't find you. Sogou will come out at one o'clock.

7. Mr. Bao, why is there light on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

Don't be angry with me, my daughter-in-law has called to remind me.

9. Don't worry about what is taken away. All that can be taken away is rubbish.

10. I don't know what a good screen name is, but I can't afford it.

1 1. mowing the grass in the afternoon, my mother is the hardest, playing mahjong in the morning and fighting the landlord in the afternoon.

12. Brother, can you show me your confession again? Your appearance blinded my golden dog's eyes.

13. The computer abused me thousands of times. I regard computers as my first love-

14. I will graduate soon. How can those who secretly love me be so calm? ......

15. It's all yogurt. What is Telunsu?

16. Break his throat, do your best, and then ... dare to die with you!

17. Sorry! Formatting is in progress due to system failure. Thank you for your cooperation. Goodbye!

18. Do you have to understand that I love you? Can't you understand that I am a fool? .

19. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

20. Girl, put away your overflowing feelings.

2 1. What do you care? Go to the sand pool to play with shit, then wash your hands and eat shit. Will it be all right after eating? Pull it out after eating, and then come out.

22. The advertisement was well read, and suddenly a TV series popped up to be depressed.

23. Good mushrooms are cool, made in China.

24. It's hard to imagine how ancient people without mobile phones shit.

25. The chemistry teacher asked: What about the gas leak at home? Get up and say, have a cigarette and calm down.

26. moral integrity is scattered all over the floor and cleaned up by yourself.

27. Drive Audi, wear Dior, and eat Oreo if you have nothing to do.

28. I want to get married when I see my head.

29. Judging from your appearance, your parents were not serious when they made you!

During the exam, I was discussing Children's Day with my classmates. Suddenly someone jumped out: You failed in the exam, and the teacher sent you to Tomb-Sweeping Day.

3 1. Lazy. The sun won't dry. How time flies. Bad emotions began to flood. Learn to let go. The cold war is not funny. It's a little difficult for me to say sorry first.

32. Lao, did you break my red rope?

33. Excuse me, teacher, can I skip class? Didn't you say that you should respect the old and love the young? Didn't you say you'd be bored to death to see us? Then I'll let you see me.

34. Teachers are good, teachers are early, and teachers don't bathe every day.

35. The strength of science is that you can't read the answers even if you copy them. The advantage of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy after reading the answers.

36. Showing half your ass doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.

37. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

38. Walking in the street that day, Yim told me, brother, you are so handsome. I slapped her and said angrily, don't talk nonsense?

39. Don't put it off too much. I haven't put it off yet What are you dragging?

40. Can you lie to me harder? I'm afraid I'll strangle you the next second.

4 1. You can swim, how could you drown in my heart?

42. You can try to call a opposite sex and say, actually ... then pause for a while, then forget it, it's okay, go to bed early. ...

43. You all say it's confession. I cleaned my watch and suddenly felt a lot whiter.

44. If you make the whole world love you, I love you.

45. If you could see through me, I wouldn't be riddled with holes.

46. Do you know the meaning of rolling words? There are clothes in the scroll, that is, take off your clothes and make them public and roll them out.

47. A woman asks a man: Do you love me? Man: Love! W: Then you say that I am everything to you. M: Yes! You are my concubine! ! !

48. You can lie to me, please pay attention to the times.

49. Actually, I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

50. The man who excites me has not yet been born.

5 1. If you love someone, say it out loud.

52. If you really want to fly to Sister Chang 'e, I will tell Brother Hou Yi.

53. God wanted to listen to music and took Leslie Cheung away. God wanted to watch the dance and took MJ away. God wanted to use the iphone and took Jobs.

54. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am in Sina Weibo and you are in Tencent Weibo.

55. Thought can be dirty, but life must be healthy, because a strong body can support a dirty soul.

56. From the age of 18, I met my parents, got married and had children. I want to talk about a seven-year relationship.

57. Instructions for jumping off a building: Leave a note to the sixth floor; Want to be disabled to the fifth floor; To be hospitalized to the fourth floor; Only scary to the third floor; Fight martial arts to the second floor; Please go to the first floor to watch the excitement.

58. Recently, my classmates bought a cottage to show off their long standby time of 100 days. Then one day, there was no electricity. Let's take a closer look at the box of the mobile phone, which says super long.

59. I don't want to I don't want to grow up. When I grow up, I won't have any red envelopes.

60. I will arrive in a few minutes. If not, please read this message again.

6 1. I am decadent, but my surface is deep.

62. I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl.

63. I struggle with these three things every day: I don't want to sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning and I regret staying up too late.

64. In my opinion, some people are really rewarded by the school, and they can hear butterflies as soon as they open their mouths.

65. I am a GD brain-dead powder, and I am a crazy lover! ! !

66. I am a clever boy! ! ! Distinguish boys from girls.

At present, the only thing that can be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.

68. I am so pure that I can't even write wchu.

69. I am just an ordinary woman, as long as I can eat with peace of mind, use with peace of mind, live comfortably and have no troubles, that's enough.

70. Be confident no matter how big your face is! ! !

7 1. The bell is the strongest sound in China.

72. The annual sales volume of fragrant and fluttering milk tea can circle the earth. The beef noodles in Lanzhou smiled: I tell you, Lao Tzu's sales can turn the earth into a wool ball.

73. Think about how to deal with your parents. Will they throw a lot of money at me and tell me to get out of here? ! Should I accept it or not? ! It's so embarrassing

74. If you want to live in my heart, can you afford the rent?

75. The pig said, I am a son of a bitch! The chicken said, I am a son of a bitch! The dog said: you talk, I'll go first!

76. New hatred and old hatred, and this endless sadness will last forever.

77. You are never the one with big breasts.

78. Many lovely girlfriends around me can't shake their brains! ! ! ! ! ! !

79. Grandpa said: After watching the news broadcast for decades, I didn't see the ending!

80. Does a sad song make children who are more or less tone-deaf find confidence?

8 1. The doctor told me to do more photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

82. In the future, I will marry Xia. My son's name is Xia. I'll see which teacher calls my son's name in class.

83. Never compete with animals to win? You are worse than an animal. Lost? You are worse than an animal. Tied? You are no different from animals.

84. Because my signature is too personal, the system crashes directly and can't be displayed.

85. There are two things you don't have to miss the shit you pull out and the people you don't contact.

86. People with tattoos are afraid of heat, and those with apples have no pockets.

87. There is a story, the beginning is horrible, the middle is funny, and the end is tragic: once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and died. ...

88. There was a silence and the teacher was called. . .

89. It's time to show your legs again. Of the ten boys, ten are longer than girls, nine are thinner than girls, eight are white and seven are straight.

90. No matter how fragrant perfume is, it can't compare with the leek box.

9 1. In this special story, I just want to say that Xiu En 'ai died quickly. . .

92. Chopin in Niu X can't play out the sadness of labor and capital.

93. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird. I don't want to eat bugs, and I don't want to be bugs ... so I'll start at noon. ...

94. A good voice in China is a bell ~

95. China's partner, China is a good man.

96. Minimum goal: Nongfu Spring has some areas.