Funny jokes make people laugh. Funny sentences (6 1 sentence)

1. As your good friend, I have to tell you that I am not afraid of being used, but I am afraid that you are useless.

2. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

3, confession is not necessarily a good thing, so it looks black.

Because you don't love me, it doesn't matter how much love I give you.

The wind messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

6. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet, but there are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

7. Looking for her in my dream, I suddenly turned around and saw the man undressing on the bed.

8. It used to be difficult for the sea to be water, except Wushan was a pit.

9. People have many backgrounds, and I only have my back.

10, the weather forecast says there is no wind today, so it seems that we will be hungry again.

1 1, hello, I'm a local friend, bumpkin.

12, dangerous building 100 feet high. If you jump, you will die.

13, don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

14, I am an angel, and I can't go back to heaven because of my weight.

15. Although you are single, you are fat.

16, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

17 What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

18, you get up early, I get up early, and we will be together sooner or later.

19, the road is bumpy, give a shout and go on.

20. Your world is so happy even if there is air, but my world is full of haze.

2 1, I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.

22. When I was a child, I often liked to comb my hair like an adult. When I grow up, I find that adults have no hair.

23. Long thoughts turn into a small sign in my hand and are sung into a thin and beautiful poem.

24. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

25. Why not be poor and happy every day?

26. Excuse me, are you Gao Qiu? I am very angry with you.

27, weeding at noon, summer vacation is really hard, homework is like a mountain, can't finish writing!

28. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

29. This is a very diligent person. He is busy when others are sleeping, and he has everything that others don't have.

30. Grab your hand and drag it away! If you don't go, you will continue to drag on!

3 1. If you are doomed to fail to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.

32. Confucius said: Don't sleep at noon, collapse at noon! Mencius said: Confucius is right!

33. Don't try to be brave after dark without health insurance and life insurance.

34. You were born great, but you were wronged.

35. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

36. I have been much more energetic since I got mental illness.

Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

38, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

40. Encourage yourself when you are lovelorn. There will be a person who loves you waiting for you ahead.

4 1, the secret of staying young: lying about your age.

If the whole world doesn't want you, come to me. I know several traffickers.

43. It's a nice day, suitable for fighting and kissing.

44. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

45. My best friend is Chinese-American, and I am a beauty in China.

46. The little girl wants to find a white horse in her dream. When she opened her eyes, she found that the world was full of gray donkeys. After she was heartbroken, she could only choose a strong one from the herd of donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.

47. Can you support your face if you can't close your eyes in class?

48. If I learn electric welding, will it make your eyes shine?

49. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

50. On Valentine's Day, lovers start to get excited, so excited that they finally break up on Valentine's Day.

5 1, it's too difficult to fall in love. Let's worship.

Spitting is used to count money, not to reason.

53. I have been under great pressure recently, and eating Wangwang ice cream is worse than others.

54. Believe it or not, it's all on WeChat.

55. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

56. Eat! Let food fill the emptiness in my heart!

Once upon a time, there was a girl who loved to stay up late. Later, she tied her hair up like a brother.

58. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because people often say that you are going to die!

59. Why do successful people like to give you chicken soup because they have finished eating the chicken?

60. There is a man who will always love you, love you and spoil you no matter what you do. That man is dad.

6 1, when there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.