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You think you have a good figure, but have you ever heard the saying that you have big breasts and no brains?

1. Those who want to leave must stay. It shouldn't be forced.

2. It can also be sexy and cute.

3. Friends are like RMB, some are real and some are fake. Unfortunately, I am not a banknote detector.

4. It is said that missing someone is the most perfect love. To be honest, I am in love, but it is not perfect.

5. "Why don't you have a boyfriend?" "Because my family doesn't let me fall in love, so why don't you have a girlfriend?" "Because your family doesn't let you fall in love yet"

6. [Catch me when I’m trying to be brave and tell me you love me. Can you protect me from the wind and rain? Tell me how well you can do it.]

7. You think you have a good figure, but have you ever heard the saying that you have big breasts and no brains?

8. I can’t enter your world. You don’t have to participate in my future.

9. If I never meet you again, I wish you good morning, good afternoon and good night

10. I just want to see you laugh, so I became a funny boy

11. Baby, you have a good figure, don’t you? You like to show off, don’t you? Why don’t you become a prostitute?

12. Some people take the test by strength, some people take the test by eyesight, and I test by imagination.

13. I always make you jealous because I want to use this stupid way to prove my position in your heart

14. Say to yourself, I’m sorry, I haven’t learned to love myself in these years. .

15. Life is unfair. We cannot blame God, as it is in vain. We just have to adapt to life.

16. Slowly squatting down with tears falling silently down my cheeks

17. In fact, you don’t love me, it’s just that you are afraid of losing a habit

19 , I said I’m not sad, not sad, not sad even if no one cares about me.

20. I really don’t want to scold you, you shameless, despicable, treacherous and treacherous villain. The most literary sentence you have ever heard

There will be three hundred nights between me and my love, just like three hundred high walls, and the sea will be the magic between us. Borges

Look at this guy, he says he likes me, but he makes me so sad. Nankang Baiqi

All the water in the world is rippling in your eyes

I am a gorgeous and sad child looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle....

As a woman, of course I want to be more feminine. Do we need weaknesses?

No matter who you like, I will always be here waiting for you. But you never look back at me...

You don't know, I have secretly fallen in love with you.

The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to look for light. . .

How can a broken me help a broken you!!

Sometimes I really want to say to someone, I know what will happen to us. Because I know what you want, just as you think you know what I want. But I don’t want to be like that.

Once on the way back to school, a woman passing by said to her: My female companion said something that I heard:

Our stomach is a bottomless pit.

This woman is very artistic. . . . . .

Brother~~~~~~~~~~! In the next life... I want to... become a tree... The loneliest sentence you have ever heard

I don’t know where the human face is, but the peach blossom still smiles in the spring breeze

Things often go wrong, but you can tell people the same thing

In ten years of life and death, without thinking, Unforgettable

The past years should have been just a false display of good times and good scenery; even if there are thousands of customs, who can tell me?

A lifetime of frustration has led to today, and no one in the world is looking at the sunset< /p>

It is my luck that I met you at the best time. Unfortunately, I have no time. Think about it, saying that you have no regrets in life is just a pity. If you have no regrets in life, how boring it would be. . I have had you in my heart.

But I can only like it until I like it

If the moonlight shines on my door when the moon rises at night, I hope the Moonlight Goddess can grant me a wish. I want a pair of human hands. I want to hold my lover tightly in my arms with my hands, even just once

If I had never tasted the feeling of warmth, maybe I would not be so cold; if I had never felt it If I had lived the sweetness of love, I might not be in such pain; if I had not met the kind-hearted Peg, if I had never left my room, I would not have known that I was so lonely.

Afraid of being asked, swallowing tears and pretending to be happy.

It’s useless to think about lovesickness, but it’s pure madness to feel melancholy.

The world is a big dream. There are cool autumns in life, and the wind in the night leaves has already rustled on the corridor, and it can be seen on the brows and temples. The drunkard often worries that there are few guests, and the moonlight is often obscured by clouds. Who is alone with me during the Mid-Autumn Festival, looking northward sadly with a lamp?

Some people think love is sex, marriage, a kiss at six in the morning, and a bunch of kids. Maybe it is, Miss Lester. But you know what I think? I think love wants to touch and then pulls back.

There is no reason for me to get drunk when my heart is broken. Before the wine arrives, I will burst into tears.

At Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City, the midnight bell rang for the passenger ship.

My piano sobbed, and there were no tears.

If I have seen the world you have seen and walked the path you have walked, can I be closer to you?

I saw a very funny joke, laughed until my stomach hurt, and then wanted to tell it to you, only to realize that I was alone.

A cup of wine brings the spring breeze of peach and plum trees, and the light of ten years of rain in the rivers and lakes.

It's good to have you gone. Finally I no longer have to worry about losing you.

When I was young, I didn’t know the feeling of sadness, so I fell in love with the upstairs. I fell in love with the stairs, so I forced myself to talk about sadness in order to compose new words. Now I have tasted the feeling of sadness, and I want to stop talking. I want to talk, but I say it’s a cold day. Autumn.

Once the spring is over, the beauty will grow old, and the flowers will fall and people will die.

If he loves you, all your fragility will be in his eyes.

The experience has brought too much hurt, and the memory is a festering wound.

Right or wrong, success or failure is gone, the green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times. The most heart-warming words you have ever heard

1. I didn’t have time to participate in your past, but I will be with you in your future.

2. Time will teach you to see every face clearly.

3. If there were no ifs, would time stop for us? The sunsets we have seen and the ebbs and flows we have heard are all buried by time and turned into bubbles.

4. A lifetime of love, only for the lover!

5. Top students are for solving problems, male gods are for worshiping, and friends are for adversity. , and you are used to feel sorry for me.

6. I am neither beautiful nor gentle, I am chubby, and I always have a bad temper. When I'm in a bad mood, I don't like to talk to others, I'm crazy, I'm lazy as hell, I don't like to study and think about nothing all day long, I daydream all day long but refuse to take action, I get heat for three minutes, sometimes I mess up for three minutes unreasonably, it's easy It’s easy to cry when you’re angry and laugh easily. More importantly, I always like to say that I’m hungry...

7. I found that you have always lived in a corner of my heart, holding a hand that never expires. certificate and became a permanent resident.

8. There is a road ahead, so you must adapt to running alone.

9. The most cruel way to treat a lover is not the intertwining of love and hate, nor deception and betrayal, but the gradual indifference of love after extreme love.

10. Maturity consists of two parts, one half is the pursuit of beauty, and the other half is the acceptance of imperfections.

11. Fantasy. Fantasy is innocent, warm and reasonable. Sometimes, it's really interesting to be able to dream about goals that you can't achieve, girls and guys that you can't pursue, and you'll always smile silly.

12. Yesterday’s stars and last night’s wind, loneliness, loneliness and lovesickness, no colorful phoenix flying wings in the body, but a clear understanding in the heart!

13. Sometimes you need to think from another perspective, and replace the sad face with Smile.

14. Seize the time and live calmly. There will always be difficulties, but they will go away.

15. Happiness never lasts forever, only memory can make it never disappear.

16. Don’t leave me behind. Without you, I can’t feel my existence.

17. When you meet that person, your grievances have nowhere to hide, and you can show your softness anytime, anywhere.

18. Let your thoughts fly wildly, fly to the sky, and take them away My thoughts go straight to your dreams; bring my tenderness and send my love. In the days when I am not here, may the sweetness always accompany you, and love never leave you for a moment!

19. When When you know that face is the least important thing - you have really grown up -

20. Although the tears were evaporated by the sun at once, I realized a long time later that it was just a helpless life. Just a small beginning. - "Photography Book"

21. It is best not to hesitate in life, so that you can have no regrets. Without nirvana and rebirth, how can we talk about hard work? Without praise and slander, how can we develop perseverance and courage?

22. Young man, I love you, miss you, miss you, pamper you, cherish you, protect you, cannot lose you, young man marries you Can you kill me?

23. The powerful power of belief will inevitably eliminate other options.

24. There is no tailor-made love in this world. Every little bit of it accumulated over and over lasts a lifetime.

25. I am not afraid of waiting, not afraid of old age, not afraid of death, I am not afraid of anything. I'm just afraid that the person I like falls in love with someone else.

26. To the world, you are one person; but to someone, you are his entire world.

27. Even if he doesn’t like you, no matter how much he does, he can only be denied by these five words

28. I picked up Aladdin’s magic lamp, and it said it would I was so excited that one of my wishes was fulfilled, but I finally gave up the idea of ??becoming the richest man in China. I just hope that my friend, you, will be safe and happy!

29. Happiness is like an hourglass, you Do you think it is passing by bit by bit? Or is it accumulating bit by bit?

30. Please believe that I will accompany you to happiness, and I swear that I will never quit.

31. How dare I leave when the sky is not yet blue and the sea is not yet wet

32. The snow season is here, and snowflakes are flying everywhere. Let us each make a snowball, and together we will become a beautiful snowman; let us grab a few handfuls of snow together, throw them towards each other, and enjoy the happy play; let us step on a pair of footprints to witness our journey together years. It’s so nice to have your snow!

33. Thank you. Although we can’t be together, I still feel very warm hearing the words you said.

34. Some people are like spoiled durians. They stunk before, they still stink now, and they will only stink worse in the future.

35. Happiness is not just about how you pamper me or how you flirt with me, but about having you by my side, nothing else matters.

36. The heart is a person’s wings. How big the heart is, how big the world is. Many times what limits us is not the surrounding environment or the words and deeds of others, but ourselves. Can't look away, can't forget, can't let go, and imprison yourself in dark memories; don't dare to think, don't have confidence, don't act, and limit yourself to a fixed space. If you can't break the confinement of your heart, even if I give you the whole sky, You can’t find the feeling of freedom either.

37. In your world, I always exist so humblely.

38. Time cannot retain the confusion of youth, and time cannot take away the frivolity of the past.

39. Sometimes I really envy people who lose their temper and are arrogant but are coaxed by others.

40. Family love in this world always makes life full of ordinary but often ordinary things. But the lasting warmth and family love last throughout life. For this reason, we wish every mother in the world a happy Mother's Day!

41. The so-called longing is just one person's wishful thinking

42. The deep feelings and thoughts bring warmth, and the music, the flute, and the flute The sound of the beams echoes, and the love songs come into the painting. The pride of the heart is passed down from ancient times to the present. The winter cold has not gone away with the ice, and the good news has already entered the king's heart. Missing you is singing the blessings of my life in every piece of music.

43. The most valuable quality in life is to live a responsible and natural life

44. From breakfast after good morning to good night after dinner, from the sun after dawn to the moonlight in the middle of the night. This is liking you while living. Don’t laugh. I don’t like you.

45. Know how to be arrogant and then know when to stop.

46. Opening your eyes every day and seeing that you are still alive is happiness. Live every day well, because you might die one day

47. Sometimes, what you say is not the same thing as what you think in your heart.

48. I always have a way to make the whole world think it’s me.

49. The two consequences of girls not working hard are endless street stall goods to wear and endless shopping. vegetable market.

50. I want to spend my whole life holding your right hand with my left hand.

51. Three-thirds of the world, for whom to fight for hegemony? Now I have my sword pointing to the end of the world, but I just want to play the piano for you, no worries from now on!

52. It’s like a journey, important What matters is not the destination, but the scenery along the way and the mood of seeing the scenery. May you treat your work as a trip, your home as the scenery, and always be in a good mood to see the scenery.

53. Leaving you does not mean abandoning you. I am just uninhibited and unwilling to be restricted. Even if you ignite lovesickness and kiss my eyes when you leave, my heart has been set. Will the indifferent back left behind leave a trace in your heart.

54. A pair of people for life, half awake, half dreaming and half floating.

55. When a girl tells you her troubles, it’s not a complaint, it’s her trust in you. Because no woman wants to talk nonsense with a man she doesn’t like.

56. Happiness is that even if you don’t have a boyfriend, you will still have a dear and obscure best friend who says she loves you.

57. I like to stay quietly with you without anyone disturbing me.

58. The true sense of belonging lies deep in your heart. Take control of your own destiny, because your biggest opponent is always yourself.

59. I promised to study hard in the future, but after a sleep, everything returned to its original state.

60. With your appearance, the dawn of happiness immediately appeared in my eyes.

61. 1. Little Classics 2. Little Love Words 3. Little Classics for My Girlfriend 1. Little Classics

62. Call me if you can’t sleep, call me if you are sad Let's go out together and go crazy with you. Come to me to complain when you're sad. It's okay if you're scared. I'm here. If you're abandoned and disliked, think about it. There's someone always behind you to accompany you.

63. Suddenly I want to recall the separation in my memory. I forget when it started, the people around me have gradually moved away. When I dream back at midnight, I still remember some memories that are about to disappear. Not remembering for the sake of remembering, nor forgetting for the sake of forgetting. What is sealed by time can only be unsealed by time. In fact, in order to forget, you can remember repeatedly; in order to remember, you cannot retrieve the past memory. This is indeed the case!

64. One man and one woman, two normal people, can stay together calmly for a long time, which is the greatest miracle in the world.

65. Since the beginning of winter vacation, there has been no morning every day.

66. Your life motto: Strong people also have tears, but they just run with tears; those who avoid reality will also avoid it in the future; there is no cosmetic in the world that makes people more beautiful than happiness; the clock can return to the starting point, But it is no longer yesterday.

67. You smell my breath and I hear your cry. You know I'm crying, and I feel sorry for your anxiety. We are so close yet so far away.

68. I don’t know where my loneliness comes from, but I really feel lonely. You are lonely too. Everyone in the world is lonely, but everyone's loneliness is different.

69. How happy is it to let one person live in another person's heart? The smile is gentle in the hands, and the thoughts are joyful in the silence. No matter how many years of vicissitudes have passed, they will always exist in the heart. There is a touch, touched by the gift from God, which allows souls to know each other, and moved by the reincarnation of fate, which makes the world have a legend of love.

70. Woman, when you really get close to his heart, you will cry, because you sadly find that his heart is not all about you.

71. No matter how severe the wind or rain is, I am not afraid, I feel at ease when you are here.

72. The dance brings warmth; the mist fills the air with affection; the wind blows longing; the bell rings peace; the snowman in the dream piles up higher and higher, the snowball of longing rolls bigger and bigger, and the greetings The snowflakes are blowing more and more, and the blessed sled is running faster and faster. Xiaohan solar term, warm blessings to my dear friends, I hope you all have a happy winter.

73. Think about it, should you wait for youth? Ask, can you delay your dreams? Do the math, can you have a share of love? Do you want to manage your life? Are you stupid? My dear friend, there is no need to be too persistent, contentment is a blessing!

74. Without a diamond ring, I will only wear my sincerity on your fingertips; without a rich second-generation family background, only a deep love Missing; there is no capital to show off wealth, only punctuality of promises; even when I am old, I will be a crutch for you to support you forward!

75. It’s nothing, I just miss you suddenly. This is just a momentary thought of you. In this year full of emotions, I just say, I like you. I miss you right now.

76. I am willing to breathe on my cell phone just to chat with him

77. Floor-to-ceiling windows, inside the window, the brightness is sprinkled all over the ground, outside the window, the ground is multiplied with greenery, the curtains The tassels on it are fluttering, and they are the most beautiful at this moment. At this time, just experience it carefully, the most true and beautiful place is the quiet place.

78. Destiny is like the palm prints in your hands. No matter how twists and turns, it is ultimately in your own hands. The single cycle actually listens to your own mood.

79. The breeze blows away the fatigue all over the body, the drizzle falls on the heart full of thoughts, the bell rings sincere greetings, the message conveys deep care, the weather is ever-changing, blessings are always in my heart, the weather is cold, for You send me a piece of warmth.

80. In the evening, when the sky blue is thickened, the new moon hangs delicately in the sky. I breathed on the glass and drew your eyes with my fingertips, but I couldn't draw the look of missing you.

81. I kept crying that I had no shoes until one day I saw someone without feet

82. My ears are a little hungry, your voice may be some kind of food< /p>

83. I am a sweet candy when you are happy, a healthy snack when you are upset, and a warm glass of milk when you are sad. For you, I stay away from radiation and let you play. Happy and more assured to use.

84. This summer’s warmth is the best interpretation you have given me.

85. Do you also do this? When you want to cry, close your eyes to prevent them from crying; when you are sad, find a place to be in a daze quietly and tell yourself to be strong; when you are lonely and lonely , thinking about someone quietly; when I am sad, I have learned to pretend to smile to others; when I am disappointed, I smile and say to myself that it is okay; when I fail, I have to get up even though I am powerless and tell others that I am very good. strong.

86. I ignore time because I am waiting for you to appear. I ignore distance because I am waiting for you to appear. I ignore rainy days because I am waiting for you to appear. I ignore language because I miss you and have never changed. My dear, miss you.

87. The word "empathy" has never been suitable for listeners.

88. The greatest inspiration is nothing more than parents agreeing to fall in love

89. Maybe we are looking for It's not love at all, it's just a person worthy of our trust.

90. All things are blessed with blessings and prosperity, and people are treated with utmost sincerity. It has been a dream for decades to fulfill my wish, and I will be grateful and perseverant. Good friends bring blessings and friendship, and kindness and gratitude repay Delun. You and I are both close friends, as if we are deeply attached to each other. I feel the cold winter is coming, please keep warm when the weather is cold!

91. If you like someone, you will humble yourself into the dust, and then bloom into flowers.

92. She suddenly said: I will always follow you from now on, and you will never abandon me.

93. When you feel lonely and helpless, think about there are more than a billion The cells live only for you.

94. No one can be more tired than a tired heart, and no one can be more hurt than a person. Life is hard, please see the efforts of others; feelings are rare, please care about others.

95. If a strong person sheds tears, he must be unable to hold on; if a persistent person gives up, he must be completely hurt.

96. Don’t let a person be overwhelmed, no one’s body is made of iron; don’t push a heart to a dead end, no one’s soul will be affected.

97. Listen to me: I will cherish you! Because I know that once I lose you on the road of life, I can’t find you even on Baidu.

98. I will send you WiFi wherever you go

99. There is only so much warmth in life, and I want to give it all to you.

100. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd. I can’t forget your face from now on