Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - lol is the most vicious curse word
lol is the most vicious curse word
1. In my current state, I am an idiot, a scumbag, and a fool. I have no money, no looks, no height, and no partner.
2. Do you want to go to the hospital? I'll take you there. Should you go to the gynecology department or the psychiatry department first?
3. Tomorrow comes tomorrow, and there are so many tomorrows! Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.
4. When something happens, you should first look for the reason from yourself. Don’t blame the earth for being unattractive when you can’t poop.
5. A good person will always be a good person. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can’t afford it.
6. People are only human after all, and everyone will have emotions, whether they are jealous or resentful.
7. A smelly garbage man, the source of the noun "spit".
8. He must be the best among scum and the best among beasts. Look, your little face is so thin that you don’t even look like a pig!
9. Happiness was shattered. How can you pick it up? Are you satisfied?
10. Dog, go back to your den. I don’t want to see you and I feel sick when I see you. Just don’t lower your head and bend your waist to beg your brother to accept your apology.
11. With your understanding, you may not understand even if I explain it, so you can continue to be confused.
12. Either you have a bad brain, or you are missing a thread; your heart is quite healthy, but you are missing an eye.
13. You can say, do you want to eat it? I can give it to you.
14. I don’t want to know that you are sick, so don’t make it so obvious, okay?
15. You look so good when you eat. Only pigs can compare with you.
16. Which school did you graduate from? All your annoying degrees have gone up to postdoctoral level!
17. I have loved you for a long time! I've been waiting for you for a long time! Now, I have to leave you, longer than a long, long time.
18. You are as slim as a pregnant cow, you shameless bastard.
19. How much courage have you eaten to dare to talk to me like this?
20. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine and I will generate heat. Don't make me angry, or I'll melt you.
21. It’s a miracle that there is a thing like you in the world. I suspect that you were born through photosynthesis.
22. When I loved you, you hit me and scolded me, but I endured it. If I don’t love you anymore, try touching me again.
23. You are not smart, yet you still imitate others!
24. You are an incompletely evolved life form, a genetically mutated alien.
25. Women like men who feel secure; men are often attracted to women who lack security.
26. When you are listening to someone say bad things about another person to you, have you ever thought that the person opposite you has also said bad things about you to others?
27. Do you think you are a sunflower and can’t survive without sunshine?
28. Please roll up into a round ball and leave.
29. An idiot can be your teacher, and even a mentally retarded person can teach you how to speak human language.
30. If you are not literate, you must at least speak human language. If you are not even a human being, how can you speak human language?
31. I heard that your mother died last night from eating your father’s feces. I want to confirm whether this is the case.
32. My child, this era is not suitable for you. If you live, you will be a tragedy. If you die, you will not be a comedy.
33. It takes a lot of courage to live like this, but you actually survived! I admire you to the point of admiration.
34. Before I got to know you, I really didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.
35. The longer I stay in contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.
36. You splashing shoes, you have hemorrhoids in your mouth because of the splashing. Your father and I have already rotted your shoes, so why are you still selling them on the street?
37. We are all farsighted, blurring the happiness closest to us.
38. If you look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung up close, you have no other pursuit except creating dung.
39. I’m not afraid if you scold me. I’ll go to Beijing to find my dad. My dad has a big trumpet and will blow your face.
40. You have such a shameless face, you are not a human being.
41. Who has been taking care of you all these years? I admire his courage.
42. Wearing low-cut clothes and covering them with your hands is so unethical.
43. If you know you are in an airport, walk in a hidden place. Don’t hold your head high as if you are afraid that others will not know.
44. Your life can be summed up in eight words - absurd and perverse in life, useless in death.
45. Let the new version of Xiaodaiyu in Red Mansions bury you with flowers, and I will order a coffin with a sliding lid for you. How about it, avant-garde, right?
46. If you call me again, I will kick you back into your mother’s belly. Where did you come from?
47. Why don’t you wear boxer briefs? It’s a waste of money and cloth.
48. If you come to the earth to harm people, then please go to the Paradise!
49. God created man to make him lonely, and created woman to make him more lonely.
50. These two lips are a big dish.
51. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, there is a kind of feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of happiness called having you by your side, and there is a kind of idiot who will read all the text messages.
52. Is there a missing tendon or a broken string in your head? Why are you so unsatisfied?
53. Is your mouth the opposite of your butt? It sounds like farting.
54. How many cleaners does it take to open the sewer clogged with sludge after you take a bath?
55. Don’t dare to yell at me for thinking that you are Popeye after eating some spinach.
56. I watch you making trouble, I watch you laugh, I watch you become irritable, I close the door and go to sleep.
57. Look at yourself in the mirror. The older you get, the more twitchy you become. You are a mess.
58. Do you have frequent urination, urgency, inability to urinate, painful urination, blood in the urine, or waiting to urinate?
59. If you are smelling of inferior perfume all day long and you are close to men, who will take a second look at you?
60. When you see through everything, you realize that losing is more practical than having.
61. That day you were stopped by the police and told that you were holding a brick as the murder weapon. You explained that it was just your face.
62. The prodigal Wu Song traveled around the world, and your horse came to do a big show. Wu Song called him a traveler. Your horse was born hungry and thirsty.
63. Tie a person up and let others beat him. The beating will be in vain without any responsibility. Let’s see how many people will jump out and harm their own kind.
64. From light to darkness, night to day, there is the lonely flow of the entire planet.
65. If you play splitting, you won’t be afraid of your balls getting cold if you split them so wide.
66. If you were a satellite, I would wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you, but you are an orangutan.
67. I don’t understand music, so I am sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.
68. Throw you into the pig pen, even the pigs despise you, you are so sad.
69. When heroes gather in Liangshan, you have many stories about selling pens. Stop talking nonsense and continue talking next time in the recording.
70. Are you tired? Just be tired. Comfort is reserved for the dead.
71. Making fun of others without wiping your butt is purely nonsense. Don’t force me to tell you what you mean! That’s two hundred and five plus three eight plus two!
72. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?
73. Girl, your fashionable outfit, especially the pair of black cotton socks with sandals, is really amazing.
74. The earth is really not suitable for you. You should go to the Kingdom of the Brainless. When you get there, maybe you can become the king!
75. I say that a man is a two-legged man. Dwarf, it seems that your man is a three-legged toad.
76. I don’t know what I will be like in the future. I only know that I am confused now.
77. If others say, "I'll castrate your mother," you can answer, "I'll castrate your father."
78. You walk with your head held high, are you afraid that others will not know that you are at the airport?
79. Spring has passed, what are you still doing? It turns out that spring does not distinguish between seasons.
80. You are a real beauty, because there are no lights in the tunnel.
81. If you are a ghost, don’t pretend to be a human being; if you are a human being, don’t pretend to be a god; if you are a B, don’t act tight; if you are a commodity, don’t pretend to be innocent.
82. Your mother’s head is like a rubber ball. When you kick it to the department store, the department store sells rubber balls, and what they sell is your mother’s head!
83. I blame myself for my lack of eyesight and treating you as a human being. If I had known better, I would have bought a dog leash and put it around your neck.
84. A new life form like you can actually live on the earth for so many years! I have to admire the Celestial Dynasty, Lin Da has everything!
85. Go back to your house and play with cucumbers! Are you embarrassed in front of everyone? If you want to show off, go home and don't embarrass yourself here.
86. If the teacher loves you, you must love yourself and don’t be shameless.
87. When you say others are imperfect, you are already imperfect.
88. If you can take the initiative to let scientists study it, you will make a great contribution to the world’s understanding of extraterrestrial life!
89. Why are you like fog, rain and wind, but you don’t look like a fucking human being?
90. Looking at what’s happening now, I’m really surprised that the sun is everywhere and fluorescent sticks are glowing everywhere.
91. This society is very dangerous for you now! Go back to your Jurassic!
92. The role of force is mutual, except for the power of love.
93. You were so proud back then, but what are you doing now?
94. You are a cucumber, so you are not worthy of being photographed. Your wife is a screw person and needs to be twisted.
95. I thought you were so cool. 13. Why are you looking for my ex-boyfriend?
96. The more people I know, the more I like animals.
97. Monkeys, don’t challenge my patience, otherwise I will eat monkey meat.
98. I am no longer interested in a waste like you. The greater my expectations, the greater my disappointment. I thought you could hold on a little longer, but I didn’t expect you to be a loser.
99. If you can't tolerate me, it means either your mind is too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.
100. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am just not obviously beautiful.
- Previous article:Inspirational quotations from fish and bear's paw
- Next article:Play pictures of China's dance and talk about it.
- Related articles
- My husband told me about love and fear.
- Summary of teachers' annual assessment
- A poem about eating glutinous rice balls during the Spring Festival.
- Beautiful sentences without effort
- Writing a composition is my difficulty.
- Leizu raised silkworms, disturbing the stems and branches; Yi Di brewed wine, and Hu Cao made clothes; Cangjie wrote books, and guests made weapons; Xi Zhong built carts, farmed and married Houji. So
- What poems describe the growing flavor of the year?
- Blue collared denim skirt with crystal high-heeled sandals highlights the youthful atmosphere. Do you think it looks good?
- How to copy all the contents of one QQ space to another QQ space?
- Correct posture of cradle breastfeeding