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What is the laziest person you have ever met?

What is the laziest person you have ever met?

I have a cousin. I think there may be no lazy people in this world. He is very handsome, regardless of his height and weight. Everywhere he goes, many women like him and are willing to make money to support him. Many women are scrambling to rob him, but he is a man with no ability at all. He has been mixed with society for at least 15 years since he left home. He went out to mix with society at the age of 14, doing everything, fighting, eating, drinking, gambling, helping others collect accounts, and everything, but he is particularly lazy. Generally, no matter what job he does, he will quit within a week at most.

He had an 8-year marriage with a woman a few years older than him. The woman couldn't have children, but she was as good as her own son. Whenever she went out shopping, she liked to go to a men's clothing store. Every time she went out and met a men's clothing store, she couldn't help but go in and buy clothes for my brother. Besides, she was willing to work overtime day and night to earn money just to support my cousin, with no regrets, but my cousin didn't cherish her at all and often took other things while she was away. I often ask my wife for money to spend. If I don't give it, I will be angry and leave home, but once I give it, I will disappear immediately and will not come back until the money is spent.

That wife is really good to him and loves him very, very much. Since they met, her sister-in-law gave him food, clothing, housing and transportation. Before, I thought they lived happily. It was not until the year before last that they wanted to be IVF, and then they came to the provincial capital and lived in my house that I really saw what kind of god my cousin was. He is lazy and doesn't want to do anything. He just wants to eat good food. Moreover, he doesn't like eating at home, and he likes spending most outside and enjoying the pleasure of that kind of consumption. Obviously, it needs a lot of money to be a test-tube baby. I, menstruation, told them to save money and put it in my sister-in-law's house. But he asked her for money every day, so he wanted to go out and buy things online. Obviously, my family can surf the Internet and have a computer, and he just plays computer at my house one day. When he is tired, he goes to bed to play with his mobile phone.

My sister-in-law and I had to call him for a long time before he got up. One day, I smoked at home. I said that my brother smoked less. We have children at home. Besides, smoking is not good for your health. He doesn't care what others think of him at all. His psychological quality is super strong. I heard from my sister-in-law that your brother usually goes too far at home. He sits at the computer desk and plays. I clean up the house and put the ashtray next to him, but he never gets cigarette butts and ashes into the ashtray, but throws them directly on the ground. At home, I cooked and told him that he wouldn't get up to eat, but he didn't eat until I had finished serving it to him, and then he left the dishes in front of the house after eating it. He is very lazy. When I hang curtains at home, he doesn't even get up to help. I always wash his smelly socks, so I wash all his clothes. He never helps me wash them.

Many times I ran away from home and wanted to break up, but he tried his best to drag me back and promised to change my temper, but he was always so lazy and fierce that he beat me black and blue at every turn. This time, my elders agreed to let us do test tubes. I'll make do with it for the last time, but I can't stand it anymore. I'm really tired. In the end, they still didn't get together. I think why isn't he satisfied when he meets someone who is so determined to support himself and serve himself well? After separation, there are still many women who are willing to support him. I understand, hey!