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Interesting circle of soul friends.

1. Don't always smile at others, maybe a casual smile will become someone else's expression pack.

2. I am a person who is afraid of cold, and the cold in my bones makes me get rheumatoid arthritis.

Don't make friends with people in cities below 30℃ and don't know them.

4. It is better to love a person than a roast chicken, especially chicken wings.

Whenever I am ready to study hard, the world becomes very interesting, and any trouble can attract me.

6. Life tip: Don't drink 90-degree water, because right angles are easy to get stuck in your throat.

7. practice a plan behind closed doors, but because of LAN, I was made a P.

8. I don't have any characteristics, just characteristics.

9. I am a good-looking person. Although you will think I am ugly at first, you will endure it for a long time.

10. Although I didn't do anything today, I still worked hard.

1 1. People chat with you because they like you. I am different. I'm talking about your expression pack. ;

12. Object? I'll buy you anything you like, but forget anything over three dollars. I don't like material boys.

13. I hope to become your minority hobby, and I am particularly proud when I show off my joy.

14. Women really can't stand any injustice. I'm just saying that my mother cooked a salty breakfast today and was going to send me to attend the deformation meter.

15. The handsome one is called Sidi, and the beautiful one is called Xue Mei. I'm new here.

16. I just burned my tongue after eating noodles. It hurts. Is anyone's abdominal muscles ice?

17. Only one sentence can make me sad enough to turn around and go home at once, "Our crystal was attacked".

18. In order to get your attention, I posted all your jokes and shared the songs you shared. After my unremitting efforts, you finally sent me a private letter. You said the scholar would die.

19. I just looked in the mirror and was speechless. I saw wild animals before I went to the forest.

20. Those who change girlfriends immediately after breaking up can delete each other with me. It's not my turn to change What do you mean?

2 1. I insist on doing sit-ups every day, one at night and one in the morning.

22. Sleeping is my real active state. When I am awake, I just want to collect dreaming materials.

I have studied for so many years, but I have learned nothing. Please call me princess for no reason.

24. A barber shop that doesn't open the door is like you: the barber shop doesn't cut hair, and you ignore me.

25. Don't go, okay? This sentence was said to me by the PE teacher when I was running.

26. The other sisters know nothing. You said that people are simple and lovely, and I don't know anything. You said I was from the village.

27. The data age is amazing. One second I finished laughing on WeChat, and the next I opened Taobao and recommended me a coffin.

28. Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

29. I wanted to live in your heart, but I found it was a neighborhood with many neighbors.