Humorous jokes (humorous jokes with funny connotations)

1. There was a bastard who got a tetanus vaccine. He went to the hospital to get a tetanus vaccine. The next day, he got a tetanus vaccine again. He asked the doctor if he still needed the vaccine. The doctor looked back at him and said, "No need." Now, if you have the spare money, take a look at your eyes!

2. After Wang Feng and Zhang Ziyi got together, in order to make Ziyi believe that he would never betray, he went to a tattoo shop to get the word "Zhang" tattooed on his back. The tattoo artist had no choice but to sneer and said: "Don't tattoos cheat?"

3. There was a couple who loved durian, but were afraid of infecting their five-year-old son, so they hid in the kitchen to eat it. At this time, my five-year-old son opened the door and shouted: "Okay, you are eating shit behind my back."?

4. My best friend is seven months pregnant and I don’t know why she eats shit. Without meat, even scrambled eggs felt fishy. After hearing this, the doctor was stunned and said: "You are not pregnant with a monk, are you?" ! "My best friend...

5. Last night, a seven or eight-year-old girl asked me what time it was on the elevator! I said in a faint voice: Can you see me? The girl said with a cute face : Uncle, who can’t see you are so fat? Me:...

6. The price of pork has increased recently. I have a friend who is a pig farmer, so I went to congratulate him: "Congratulations, the price of pork has increased. The value is high, and your value is high again! "As a result, he broke up with me. Did I say something wrong?

7. My mother and I were lying on the sofa eating snacks. My father came over and gave me a scolding. I was weak. Said: "Mom is eating too, why don't you tell her? Dad: "No matter how fat your mother is, I still want her. What about you?" ”

8. Police: “Tell me, what’s your name~?” Prisoner: "My name is Jackie Chan." Policeman: "Why don't you call me Chen Zhen? Please correct your attitude. Please tell me what your name is." Prisoner: "My name is Chen Zhen."

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In a happy moment, two girls in the office quarreled. The manager couldn't bear it anymore: "That's outrageous! What's going on? Tell me clearly!" Upon hearing this, the two beauties started arguing over each other's opinions. "Enough!" the manager yelled: "The fat one speaks first." Suddenly, the world became quiet...