Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - I want to buy a gift but I have no money.

I want to buy a gift but I have no money.

1, forgive my poor mouth and lack of money.

2, daily life is like this, even if you have no money, you must be poor and happy.

I am rational when I have no money, but I lose my mind when I spend money.

4. When you have money, money is worthless; People are worthless without money!

Tell me about those people who have no money or time to go shopping.

5. I want to eat dirt. I spent 1000 yuan today. No money. No money.

6, no money, no money, I am afraid of eating soil during this time.

7. I am really poor and want to eat dirt. When I first paid, I found that Cary had no money.

No one in this society looks up to you if you have no money. If you have money, you are your brother. If you have no money, you can put it there.

9. I have given up hope of falling in love now. I just want to get rich. Just want to buy a car.

10, I am so ordinary, you can't find me if you stay in the public group in your Q and have no money to open SVIP.

1 1 But seeing how you don't love each other, I feel hopeless in the future. I just want to get rich.

12, always likes to spend money on miscellaneous things, only to know later that there is no money. . . .

13, it's neither looks nor money. Is it a shame to go to the deformation meter?

14, people are in heaven, money is in the bank, those who can rob the bank can't go to heaven.

15, there is nothing wrong with this world making you ugly without money.

16, wear perfume if you have money, and toilet water if you don't have money.

17, girls like us who have no money and are not beautiful can only be kind.

18, I know I have no money, but I can't help it once I get on Taobao. I want to eat dirt!

19, buy buy bought it, but the key is that he has no money to buy it. The rent is due soon, and we have to borrow soil again.

20. When I have no money to eat, you hide your money and go hungry with me, which shows that we are friends.

2 1, embarrassing self-introduction: poor and ugly, no money, no house, no car, no background and no death.

22. From today, don't call me for activities other than eating in 5 yuan. I have no money, so I have to eat dirt!

23, hmm! Although I will say that I have no money to eat soil, I will forget it when I finish!

24, peace of mind, no money, you have to eat dirt to buy magazines. If you have it, you will be very happy, and others will not be forced.

25. What should I do? I want to change my mobile phone. The baby has no money, and the baby may have to eat dirt.

26, the winning insulator, try it, there is really no money to buy a special one.

27. It has been raining for a week. There is no money to eat and no transportation fee. You have to eat dirt, eat dirt, and then eat dirt.

28, there are four days to get the rent, I have no money! I have to eat dirt for a few days, and I will tighten my belt and endure it.

29. When I was a child, my family had no money. I always pull a rope and tie a plastic bag to fly a kite.

30. I can't afford to go to the cinema to see Tiny Times, but I almost know it when I look at the signboard.

3 1, I really don't understand what you like about her. Although I have no money, no face and no figure, I won't love you.

32. Because she is not beautiful, she washes and cooks for you, and you feel too dull together. Because she is a goddess, unreasonable and inconsiderate, you will say that she is lovely.