Humorous and interesting sentences on April Fool's Day

Start the new April with some humorous jokes! April 1 April Fool's Day. Do you know some humorous sentences on April Fool's Day? The following are humorous and interesting April Fool's sentences carefully collected by Bian Xiao, hoping to help everyone.

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Humorous and interesting sentences on April Fool's Day

1, it's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who want money, and fools who watch news.

2. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a little flood, and you will flood. I'll make the old lady wear a red mouth and give you some color to see see. Happy April Fool's Day.

If you want to know whether you are really "stupid", please read these words, "I am a fool". Happy April Fool's Day!

I'll send you a pair of couplets at this time. The first couplet is: I miss you in the wind and rain; The bottom line is: I really love you. The horizontal approval is: the information is wrong.

Read the following words and you will get a job with a monthly salary of 2 million. These questions are as follows: Happy April Fool's Day!

6. A pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at minus 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth.

8. When you see this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money!

9, water is called a bucket; Those who pour water and drink water are called cups; Those who eat and drink soup are called spoons; Cutting meat and vegetables is called a knife; Those who giggle at text messages are called nerds. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

10, Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and suck, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

1 1. Experts have recently invented a versatile computer disk. When it is soft, it is called a floppy disk. When it is erected, it becomes a hard disk. When it is dressed, it can become a CD. Happy April Fool's Day!

12, April Fool's Day, may you live like a fool with great ability. There is a fool every month in wealth, who is stupid in everything he does and eats, and talks and laughs after dinner, so that your troubles will disappear.

13, Xiao Lv said to mother donkey: Mom, someone sent me a malicious message before April Fool's Day, so I can't come back? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, the pig will come back. If it is a donkey, we won't come back. Happy April Fool's Day!

14, I heard that you were trafficked, which really scared me. Although you grew up with dementia, it is harmless to society. Who is so bold as to dare to sell you? I'm worried about him. It's strange to sell it! Happy April Fool's Day!

15, I told my mother that I like you very much and want you to accompany me day and night. Through this period of communication, I found that I can't live without you now. But my mother said: there is no dog at home.

16, fools are stupid, fools are happy, fools know themselves, and fools are self-sufficient. I wish you a happy April Fool, a carefree fool, a happy fool and a fruitful fool! Hee hee! Happy April Fool's Day!

17, it is said that it was the young artists who invited their friends to dinner immediately after receiving the April Fool's Day blessing, and the young artists who immediately replied were ordinary young people, while those who ignored them were also young artists. Who are you? It depends! Happy April Fool's Day!

18, I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once I say it, we won't even have to be friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

19, won 5 million in the lottery, and the business was promoted to the backbone; When the house loan was repaid, I woke up and became a martyr. Are you pretty? However, I forgot to tell you the most important point: all this can only be realized on April Fool's Day!

20, career will not seek "stupid", love is never "stupid", often taking advantage of "stupid" Weng, financial resources are rolling year after year, and good luck is "stupid" every day. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1, chatting with a couple, the man loudly declared, "You are the most beautiful woman in the world!" The woman also responded loudly: "You are the most handsome man in the world!" " "Are they celebrating Valentine's Day?" B "Today is April Fool's Day!"

I really want to leave this world with you and live in a secluded place with beautiful scenery. Just you and me, there is a piece of green grass in front of us. Lie on the grass when you are free and watch you eat grass gently!

23. Over the years, you have been silently by my side, spending night after night with me, and embracing my laziness, rudeness and everything with your broad mind. Thank you, my Simmons big bed!

24. Urgent notice: For the sake of the global environment and resources, please reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards, but you can fill in a congratulatory message in large RMB and send it to me. Thank you for your support for environmental protection. Have a good mood!

25. One of the most heinous functions of April Fool's Day is to base your happiness on the stupidity of others. But I won't enable this function today, because ..... you are already very happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

I told you not to install some software, but you didn't believe me. Well, for the sake of mobile phone security, you can open the face recognition software that comes with the system at noon and wash your face at night. Anyway, you can't open it, can you? Happy April Fool's Day!

27. Someone saw you yesterday. You are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest. You look so detached. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.

28. My eyes have never left you since 1 meeting. Three students are fortunate to be your beauties. Today, I miss you 45 times. I have homesick tears, 708 memories and 99 happy hearts. Say 10, today is April Fool's Day.

29, April Fool's Day, I wish you fools have fun, be a fool to entertain yourself and entertain others to please yourself; I wish you stupid work, smart mind, stupid wealth, stupid life, happy life and stupid life!

30. Throw bricks to attract jade to become rich; It is prostitutes who burn in the fire; Haste makes waste, and you become crazy; It is a waste to destroy treasures outside; Finally, you practice diving on the beach in a diving suit and become a complete fool. April Fool, have fun!

Humorous and interesting conversation on April fool's day

1, at midnight, the toilet does not turn on the light; You go to relieve yourself and fall into the toilet; Fighting maggots and shit; No one saved you and sacrificed heroically; Live great and die silent; In memory of you, the toilet is on!

2. There is such an equation: A=B, B=C, where A stands for animals, B stands for pigs and C stands for you. Excuse me, you =? I heard that people who can't do this problem will have a holiday. 1 I wish you no April Fool's Day.

3. The house price has turned us into house slaves; Wages fool us from nine to five; Reality fools us into a trance; It turns out that every day is April fool's day. Wish you a happy holiday.

As the saying goes, don't be stupid if you're not stupid. On this great day of April Fool's Day, I wish you are the only fool in the world, and you will be as stupid as a Chinese odyssey. When you meet a silly princess, the whole world will be silly!

If you are cheated today, it means that you are popular and not cheated, that everyone loves you dearly, that you cheat, that you can play, that you don't cheat, that you are kind, haha! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Psychological test: If you race with a bear, you hope that you can run fast; As fast; You are slower than a bear … Answer: You are worse than an animal; You are an animal; You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. April Fool's Day is here, be careful to be caught; Beware of acquaintances when going out, and the company beware of colleagues; Beauty should avoid discharge, friends should pay attention to enthusiasm, April Fool's Day should be lucky and happy, and every second should be happy!

8. I have always loved you because you have always been handsome; I hate you too much sometimes, because you are so unreasonable sometimes; I wish you well today, because you have passed the solar term today. Happy April Fool's Day!

Xiao Lv said to mother donkey, Mom, someone sent me a malicious short message before April Fool's Day, so I can't come back? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, the pig will come back. If it is a donkey, we won't come back. Happy April Fool's Day!

10, be a man and live like a fool. Today, I mixed water with the "fool" and finally found you, the fool who escaped the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. Urgent reminder: there is tornado weather recently. Be sure to take two kilograms of dumbbells when you go out to avoid being swept to the west by the strong wind. Those who weigh less than kilograms must be doubled. Happy April Fool's Day!

12 No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

13, notice: April Fool's Day is here. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. You are a handsome, handsome, symmetrical and beautiful lover, devil figure!

14, meeting you is the beginning of my heart; Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. Unfortunately-I sent it to the wrong person.

15, "I can't put it down" means I like it too much to put it down, so you should say "I can't put it down" to the person you like loudly and shout as many times as possible. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

16, baby, you are the sun in my heart, the moon in front of me, the flower fragrance under my nose, the breeze in my ear, the clouds above my head and the clear spring behind me. Unfortunately, I accidentally stepped on you-Xiao Qiang the grasshopper!

17, April Fool's Day, may you live like a fool, have a fool with ability, have a fool with strength in doing things, have an endless "fool" taste in your diet, and laugh and laugh after a meal!

18, I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, even if I don't smash you, it's in vain. Happy April Fool's Day!

19, I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once I say it, we won't even have to be friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

20, text messages, passing family, people watching are laughing; Have a sober heart, a quiet heart, and success will accompany you; Beautiful girl, falling from the sky, let your heart ripple; Please, don't be silly, this message is wrong!

2 1. Today is April Fool's Day. Be careful not to be fooled by others! It is said that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that I have been reading text messages on my mobile phone, and my grin is the most serious. Be careful!

22, the whole world is closed, there is still a you in my heart; Forget all the festivals, and I will send you a message on April Fool's Day. Who made you so famous? People have nicknamed you "Goubuli". Happy April Fool's Day!

23. Due to the network upgrade of the mobile company, your mobile phone can't be connected due to poor signal. In this case, please put the phone in boiling water for five to six minutes. Happy April Fool's Day!

24. My eyes are full of you, and my heart is full of you. A true love is so sweet on this day. I miss you and all of you. I only fell in love with you on April Fool's Day. April Fool's Day, I don't lie about your love.

25. After a period of statistics, I got the following information: due to indigestion of your mobile phone, the mobile company will cancel your right to use it. Please contact WC to ensure the normal use of your mobile phone. Happy April Fool's Day!

26. Suffering is a blessing, but not knowing how to enjoy happiness is a disadvantage. Stupid people are stupid, and knowing how to be stupid is happiness. It's easy to be stupid once, but it's easy to be stupid all your life. It's hard to be stupid and smart. Happy April Fool's Day!

27, April Fool's Day, I hope you live like a fool, with great ability. Wealth has a fool every month, doing stupid things, eating stupid, laughing and laughing after dinner, and your troubles will disappear. Happy April Fool's Day!

28, a person can always be with me, called a lover; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called fools! Happy holidays!

29. Urgent notice: For the sake of the global environment and resources, please reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards, but you can fill in a congratulatory message in large RMB and send it to me. Thank you for your support for environmental protection. Have a good mood!

30. The quality of blessings depends on the reading effect: take a few seconds to read carefully, speak clearly, look right, keep your mouth straight, and your IQ is not zero. April fool's day, the effect is yo! Honey, it worked well!

Humorous and interesting copywriting on April Fool's Day

1, I'm above, and she's below. I really want it, and she's salivating. Later ... I was happy and she was in pain. Answer: fishing.

2. Beggars beg along the street with monkeys. He told monkeys to laugh when they should, cry when they should, bow when they should, and read text messages when they should.

It rained one day in a mental hospital. Many patients bathe in the rain. You are the only one watching from the windowsill. The dean asked curiously, what are you doing? You answer: I'll wait until the water is hot!

4. You push behind; Send two short messages, one annoying you and the other coaxing you. Unfortunately, I have no money now, so I have to bother you with text messages first! Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

I received a message that some people seem to be ashamed of themselves. Unfortunately for you, all the people who can receive this message are parallel mobile phones. If you use it for a long time and the consequences are unimaginable, please replace it immediately.

6. It is strange to discover a secret in modern society: the cat drank coke, the sheep fell in love with the wolf, the wings began to disappear, and the autumn did not come back. The orcs thousands of miles away actually serenaded!

7. oh, my god. Please send me a watermelon to those guys who forget me, don't call me, don't send me text messages and don't care about me. I wish them enough to eat, and then walk on watermelon skin. ...

8. Urgent reminder: There is a fear of tornado weather recently. Be sure to carry two kilograms of dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept to the west by the strong wind. Those who weigh less than kilograms must be doubled. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. The forest is full of trees, and white clothes are better than snow. I sit on my knees, stroking the lyre, and you stand, my only confidant. So, you and I have achieved a story that has been passed down through the ages-casting pearls before swine. ...

10, dear customer, your bluff is insufficient. In order not to affect the normal April Fool's Day, please go to Fool's Station or log on to www Fool's Network to recharge for April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

1 1. I've been meaning to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once we say it, we won't even have friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

12, I know you like me, but I really don't like you. Although you have my flesh and blood in your stomach, please stop harassing me, or I will be rude to you, you dead mosquito!

13. To commemorate the anniversary of moving mountains in Gong Yu, the theme of April Fool's Day in 2008 is: Learn from Comrade Gong Yu. Forwarding and receiving this topic can improve the fool index and award the title of modern fool. Happy April Fool's Day!

14, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom. Dude, don't bother! Even hiding among saints can still be caught! Wipe your nose for the holidays! Happy April Fool's Day!

15, in a person's life, life is a business, some people manage feelings, some people manage interests, some people manage happiness, and some people manage conspiracy. Dude, you're amazing. You are bragging.

16. Through deep observation, I found that I fell in love with you! How I want to cross the eastern time and space and meet you face to face. Today, I want to tell you the truth: I love you, CCTV!

17, the quality of blessing is not high, the key depends on the reading effect: spend a few seconds reading carefully, speak clearly, keep your eyes straight, keep your mouth straight, and your IQ is not zero. April fool's day, the effect is yo! Honey, it worked well!

18, in fact, you are beautiful, so beautiful that you are scared to death; In fact, you are too handsome to open your eyes; In fact, you are awesome, running like a snail; In fact, you are cool, April Fool's Day is reliable, stupid, hey hey, happy holidays!

19, Dear users: Hello! Because your mobile phone looks ugly and outdated, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone in minutes!

20, the heart of a fool is indispensable, and the heart of preventing people is indispensable. Today is my treat! By the way, today's April Fool's Day, don't trust anyone who invites you to eat, drink and have fun, and ignore anyone who invites you to work overtime for a meeting. This is a lie! Trust me!

2 1, "Honey, if I lose it one day, will you call me?" "Of course, who lost one hundred jins of meat don't find! ? "This is the warmest sentence I have heard today. Just what I want! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

22. When you receive this message, is your mind full of question marks? Are your eyes full of exclamation points? Is your heart full of countless ellipsis? Yes, I'm just teasing you! Because, I want to wish you a happy April fool's day!

23. I want to send you a message of blessing, but there is no collection in my mobile phone. I can only tell you silently in my dry language. Pay attention to your health and don't be too tired. You just have to accept it. Happy April Fool's Day!

24. I want to say that loving you is too vain, I want to say that hating you is too straightforward, I want to say that thinking about you is too ethereal, and I want to say that hating you is too frank. I have to hide you in my heart and grow up slowly. Tomorrow is your holiday, I wish you a happy fool!

25. If you want to cheat, cheat. It's rare to cheat tomorrow. Scold if you want, tomorrow's swearing is fake; Blow if you want, and it's not illegal to blow tomorrow; Send it if you want. A text message is nothing. Happy April Fool's Day to you, me and her!

26. Quick identification method of fool SMS: the receiver is "stupid" every year, the respondent is "stupid" every month, the sender is "stupid" every day, the depositor is "stupid" all the time, and the deletion person is not "stupid". Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

27. You once said with a smile: This is your festival! Can be a careful comparison, I found that you always like silly snickering, often afraid to soak when cheated, so I can only smile back, no way, April Fool's Day is your holiday!

28. Xiao Liu bought a parrot. In order to let the parrot learn the tongue, he kept repeating to the parrot: hey … hey … hey … the parrot is a little impatient. It opened its sleepy eyes and asked, What's the matter? The line is always busy?

29, buy a house to raise a small child, buy a big bed to pick up girls, have a son named dad, and the two women are really wonderful. I was floating in my dream, but how dare I fool around in reality? Today is April Fool's Day. I wish my woman a happy holiday and smile after reading it!

30. Actually, sometimes you can turn off your cell phone, quit social software and not log in to Weibo. Enjoy the peace and open these in a few days. At that time, you will find: root! Ben. Don't! People! Lian! Department! You!

3 1, good flower season is in full bloom, good words come every day, good things are in front of us, good luck is often picked, good intentions are not bad, good dreams are planted at night, good information is arranged, and kind-hearted boundless love is rich. If everything is thought over, you'd better be a fool and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

32. There is a job waiting for you, with more money and leisure time. To tell the truth, this is designed for you. You are so excellent, you can rest assured. Have fun, the job of April Fool's Day image spokesperson belongs to you!

33, male correction, in high spirits, wearing a big thick makeup. Long beard, bright head, confused and disappointed. Panic, hurry, look around frequently. Don't panic, don't be nervous, this is the festival! April Fool's Day is coming. Have fun!

34. It's late at night. I woke up from my sleep because I thought of you. It is late at night. Why did you leave me quietly? Why didn't I see you? I really need you. Hey, pillow, where did you drop it? Happy April Fool's Day.

April 1 April Fool's Day, let's test your IQ. Someone came to cheat early in the morning, and relatives could not guard against it. You lied to me. I lied to you. Not for fame and fortune. Just to win your smile, I am very happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

36. Fools send text messages on holidays, and there are constant funny voices everywhere. There is an ingenious way to make flowers, and I was cheated unconsciously. A fool was eager to rush ahead, but suddenly he woke up and realized that he had been cheated. I wish you a wonderful life. Happy April Fool's Day!

According to your birthday, you are sure to make a windfall today. Blow an explosive hairstyle first, put on patched clothes, hold a wooden stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left hand, and walk along the street, saying "Come on!" Happy April Fool's Day!

38. Looking for you: People are thinner than yellow flowers. The surface is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate. Born to love meat, his mouth stinks. My head is rusty and my clothes are a little old. There are rewards for providing clues, and meritorious service for turning yourself in. Happy April Fool's Day

39, black glasses, black windbreaker and black shoes are more handsome. Black eyes, black hair and black skirt are even more charming and generous. Black brother loves beauty, black sister loves chic, and the love between the two sides is dark. Black zz People's Day, I wish you enough kisses!

40. I will make a dress with white clouds to cover your body, borrow a pair of wings from a bird to let you fly freely, and then I will solemnly introduce you to the world: Look! That's what he is! -Happy April Fool's Day!