A short story between an elephant and a mouse.

The beast kingdom is holding its annual championship. Whoever wins the first place will be elected king of beasts. Yes! Who doesn't want to sit in the golden chair of the king of beasts?

There are many animals coming this day, such as lions, tigers and wolves in the mountains; Camels, old cows and old horses on the desert grassland; Elephants and golden monkeys in the southern jungle; The big black bear, wild boar, sika deer, old goat, monkey, coquettish fox, hound, rabbit and mouse in the north are all here. It can be seen that we attach importance to this tournament.

Among the animals participating in the championship, the mouse is the smallest and has no weight, but you can't underestimate it. It has sharp teeth and claws, and a clever little skull, which can be pinched and calculated. It looks around and thinks that no matter where it stands, it can't see the scene of the championship and doesn't know the situation of the championship. How can it take part in the championship? As soon as the little skull turns, find a suitable object and borrow some place. It saw the old cow standing in the best position, commanding and taking in everything in a glance. Besides, the old cow is an ideal object with strong height, strong bearing capacity, good temper and good carrying capacity. The mouse jumped on the head of the old cow, found a suitable place to stand down and said, "Niu Ge, we are old friends. Today, I'm going to find a place on your head to rest for a while and keep up my spirits to attend. "

The old cow snorted and said, "You want to take part in the tournament, too. Even my old cow was knocked off the stage. You haven't stepped on it enough. Do you want to die? "

The mouse said, "You looked down on your little mouse brother, don't you remember?" Didn't your brother just lose to me for the position you fought for last year? "

The old cow said, "don't mention this stubble, it's a loophole for you." I'm still on fire, and my intestines are turning green. No one doesn't call me a big fool. "

The mouse said, "You are not a fool, but a good man. Do you take care of two families by yourself? I won the first place, and you came second. Not bad. Ugly cows have been called that for generations. It is grand enough. " Although the old cow was reluctant, she still stopped talking.

At this time, the championship has reached a critical moment and many games have been held. Both the winner and the loser were beaten with broken limbs. No wonder the remnants of the tournament are fierce. Who doesn't want to fight for the king of beasts? But that must be done according to one's ability. Animals that can't do it are doomed to a fiasco. Now only tigers and elephants are left to compete. The tiger won several games, and there are five unique tricks: whistling, flapping, sweeping, grasping and gnawing. These five tricks are more powerful than many animals, and none of them can hold its five tricks and unique skills, but I don't know if these five tricks have any effect on elephants. The tiger took a look at the elephant and saw that its four legs were like four thick pillars, supporting its huge mountain body, its long nose dangling like an iron bar, panting, and its two fan-shaped ears flapping. Others can't see what killing and unique skills are. The elephant was impatient and said, "Why didn't Tiger do it? I am as impatient as the boss. If I don't give up before my boss, I will win without a fight and become the king of beasts. " Many animals think it's fun, too, so they say, "Uncle Hu is scared, and he dare not compete …" Ha! Ha! ! A burst of laughter.

At this moment, the tiger shouted, "Who says I'm not better than Uncle Tiger? Wait and see, the first stunt is coming. " The tiger's four legs are holding its head high and prying its tail. Ow! Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is a tiger roar. The roar of the tiger shook the earth, the trees on the mountain met a gust of wind, and the leaves slammed down. Some young mammals are dizzy, and some fall to the ground for a long time, but they just don't get up. In addition, the elephant almost fell at first, because the tiger's roar made it dizzy. Later, it blocked its ears with two big ears. Doesn't it bother its ears? Finally escaped this robbery, the tiger was a little scared when he saw the elephant standing there as steady as Mount Tai. I thought, why didn't I cure it with this noise? Then hurry to the second move. Seeing the commanding terrain, the tiger was lucky and jumped up and pounced on the elephant. what do you think? A tiger weighing several hundred kilograms jumped into the air. How strong is that? Don't say this is the tiger's intention. Even a bag weighing more than 100 kilograms can beat you half to death. Other animals can't bear the tiger's pounce, which has already become a delicious meal for the tiger. The elephant was so lucky to see the tiger pounce. Its four legs were nailed there like cement pillars to resist the tiger's pounce. The tiger's wishful thinking fell through. As dizzy as hitting a wall, it took him a long time to recover.

No wonder the elephant weighs 1000 kilograms, which is not a weight. Cao Chong, the son of Cao Cao, came up with the method of weighing elephants in the Three Kingdoms. He put the elephant on the boat, drove to the river to see the draft of the boat, drew a line, then pulled the elephant ashore and loaded the stone on the boat. When the weight of the stone is the same as that of the elephant on board, he moves the stone to the shore, weighs it in batches, and then adds it up to get the weight of the elephant. Why are you doing this? It is because elephants are too heavy to be weighed that this statement is correct. Seeing that the second move was ineffective, the tiger turned around and shook its long tail hard. This long tail sweeps across the elephant's hind legs like Strafe, and its strength is so great that it can be cut off with a thick bowl. When the elephant was hit, its hind legs were soft and it just sat down. It happened that the tiger's long tail was under his ass, and the tiger struggled to pull it out. I'm anxious. The power of the elephant is still very strong. It just pinned down my tiger tail Strafe. If you can make it lift its ass, just say, "What tricks do you have, like Boss? Why are you sitting? Did you let Uncle Hu cure you? " Like the boss who wins in defeat, he slowed down and said, "To deal with you, Uncle Hu, I'm sitting like the boss. Is it a little tired to stand? "

As soon as the tiger saw that the elephant was not fooled, he sat there and refused to stand up and turned around again. He used the fourth trick, two sharp front paws, and suddenly grabbed at the elephant. If other animals are caught by the tiger, they have to catch several blood holes, and their skin is raw and their blood is like a column, but the elephant is not afraid of it. Its skin is particularly thick, called rubber, and it is as elastic as a car tire. Tigers can't catch their paws at all. Just when the tiger was at a loss, the elephant said, "Tiger! What are you doing, tickling the elephant boss? I am grateful here. " When the tiger heard this, he was so angry that he thought, "My last move: chew! Be sure to chew your skull first, "but the tiger thought again." "Chewing the elephant's skull is not good. It's too big for me to eat. Yes! Bite the elephant's nose first, as long as it is broken, my tiger is still the first, and I can be the king of beasts. " The tiger made up his mind to stare, opened his mouth, exposed his fangs like a blood basin, and gnawed at the elephant's nose. Seeing the tiger coming, the elephant quickly stood up and prepared to deal with this move. At this time, the tiger pulled out its tail, which was very miserable. A beautiful big tail, because the elephant's skin, hair and bald, only a tail stick is left. Needless to say, the tiger decided to fight to the death with the elephant and roared loudly, "Smelly boss, the tiger is fighting with you." Tiger tooth's jaw was exposed and went straight to the elephant's nose. But elephants are not stupid! The nose is an important weapon for elephants. How can it be eaten by tigers? It swings its big nose from side to side to avoid the tiger's maw. The tiger ran back and forth with the elephant's nose several times without success. This is really frustrating. At this time, the elephant seized the opportunity and transferred its strength to its nose. This big nose hit the tiger's maw like an iron bar. Terrible, tragic! Several of the tiger's fangs were all knocked out, and the tiger screamed and fainted to the ground. This is all over. The king of beasts can't be a paper tiger without teeth.

The elephant won a decisive victory! It swaggered its big nose and fanned its big ears and said, "Is anyone unconvinced?" Come and compete with me like a boss. If no one dares to come up, I will be the king of beasts. Brothers among beasts, beasts of the animal kingdom! Who dares to compete with the elephant boss ... "

After a silence, the animals were silent, and no one dared to speak. The elephant said, "since everyone thinks that I won the first prize like the boss and became the king of beasts, let's pay homage to the king of beasts!" "

"Wait a minute ... my grandpa mouse refuses to accept it. I want to compete with the elephant boss. "

The animals in the animal kingdom heard the sound and looked around to see who had the courage to compete with the elephant boss who defeated the tiger. The elephant looked around with wide eyes and couldn't find it, so he said gruffly, "Who is blowing the atmosphere again?" I am not afraid of trouble, but I dare to stand up and show my boss that the road is sacred. "

"Ah! Look at the old cow's head, and grandpa mouse is sitting on the old cow's head. "

The elephant boss and all the animals looked at the old bull's head at the same time, only to see a little mouse standing upright on the old bull's head, with a beard in his mouth in his front paws, like a great hero who helped the poor.

Many animals have different views. Marco asked Uncle Goat, "Uncle Goat, the little mouse dares to challenge the elephant. It's not small! Do you think the little mouse can win? "

The old goat said in an old voice, "It's hard to say. It seems that elephants are in absolute advantage and mice are at a disadvantage. Things are often unexpected. Advantages and disadvantages can't explain the problem, it depends on how they play. It is not uncommon in history to win more with less. "

Brother Monkey leaned over and said, "This little mouse is so cunning. I bet the mouse wins, like the boss loses. "

Brother Ma said again, "Then why?"

Brother Monkey said, "You forgot! We all made great efforts to compete for the rank of genus, but no one fought for it. As a result, the mouse ranked first, not to mention that your brother Marco and uncle goat were not convinced, and my monkey brother was not convinced. "

The old goat said, "It was at the time of starting. The little mouse knew that he couldn't outrun everyone, so he found a silly old cow and jumped on the head of the silly old cow, letting the old cow run with it, but the old cow didn't know?" As soon as he stopped at the finish line, the little mouse seized the opportunity and jumped down, just at the finish line, 0.0 1 second earlier than the old cow, so the little mouse rudely won the first place, ranking first, and the order of ugly mouse, ugly cow, tiger, hairy rabbit, afternoon horse, sheep and monkey became a foregone conclusion. "

Brother Ma said, "Opportunism is not a real skill."

"You can't say that either," Monkey said. If he has any skill, it depends on whether he plays like the boss today. If he wins, that is the real skill. "

The old goat said, "You can't judge a book by its cover. The sea can't be measured. Is there always an accident in everything? " I also hope that the little mouse will fight for our small animals and stop looking at the faces of those big animals. "

The elephant said, "So it's a little mouse? Isn't it just biting the rice bag with lamp oil? I want to run here to join in the fun. "

The little mouse said, "Today is the tournament. All animals are qualified to be role models for small animals, but I also have the ambition and ability to fight for the king of beasts. "

The elephant said, "it's good to have ambition, but isn't it an anecdote in the world to dare to beat me like a boss?" To tell you the truth, I can step on you with one foot. Why are you competing with me? "

The little mouse said loudly, "don't brag like the boss. You missed the sky, but no one can make it up for you." How do you compare us? "

The elephant said, "than what?" Then you say it. I'll listen to you. "

The little mouse said, "What shall I say? I can dig a better hole than a hole. Have you ever heard of it? Dragon begets dragon, and phoenix begets phoenix. The mouse's son can dig a hole. I am not a mouse's son. I am grandpa mouse, and I have greater ability to dig holes. "

The elephant said, "I can't dig a hole." I am no better than digging a hole. "

The mouse said, "I'll dig a hole. How about you block it?"

The elephant said, "plug the hole!" You dig a hole and I'll plug it, but be careful, little mouse, don't ask me to step on it. "

The little mouse said jokingly, "That's good." If you trample my little mouse to death, you will win and become the king of animals. But you should be as careful as the boss. I will seize your weakness and kill you. "

The elephant said disdainfully, "You can eat me or beat me to a pulp."

Tired of waiting, all the animals said in unison, "Don't talk about idle films. It is a mule or a horse that comes out for a walk. Who can beat them depends on their true skills. "

The elephant said, "Really, does it have a mouse?"

But the little mouse said, "Let's have a competition and see if there is any real skill. You are ready. I'll start digging now. " The little mouse jumped in front of the elephant and began to dig a hole. The elephant kept his eyes on it for fear that the mouse would slip away.

The little mouse smiled and said, "Like the boss, are you afraid that I will slip away? Don't worry, I won't slip away. If I am afraid that you will slip away, who will dare to compete with you for the first place? My little mouse is sitting up, spitting is a nail, and I won't call him grandpa mouse until I defeat the elephant boss. "

The elephant boss said, "Cut the crap and do your best?"