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Talking about eating instant noodles

Talking about eating instant noodles

1. The highest level of eating instant noodles is watching China on the tip of the tongue while eating instant noodles.

2. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

The rich man's girlfriend is always so beautiful. I guess these women will always say that I like your people, not your money. Even if I eat instant noodles with you, I feel happy!

I was just hungry, and my leg was burnt by the freshly boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life. I finally understand what heartbreaking pain is.

5. Once again. . . I don't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.

6. My roommate suddenly got up to eat instant noodles. I have no choice. I was shocked. That was the last bowl of instant noodles. However, it is too late. After drinking the last bite of soup left for me, I licked my lips and continued to try to sleep.

7. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

8. Turn to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

9. I arrived at the service station with instant noodles. Damn it, there is no hot water. I don't eat instant noodles It is rare to eat instant noodles once in ten thousand years. Are you kidding?

10, Japanese food is really exquisite, a bowl of instant noodles is a packet of powder, and the color and flavor are not bad at all. The smell of eggs, mushrooms, fish plates, shallots and Japanese soy sauce is also delicious. I finally understand why chickens love instant noodles so much. If I come ten cases at a time, it won't be enough.

1 1, I miss the days when we were hungry in the middle of the night and ate instant noodles together, and we were too hungry to sleep in the early morning. Then I remember that one night I went to the back door for dinner and turned around several times. Suddenly I wanted to eat Zheng Xin chicken chops and then I went to Wanda to buy them.

12. I took breakfast to the library this morning and watched it while eating. As a result, the teacher of the library management Committee said that I was too idle and severely criticized. However, I can't help but apologize seriously. Then I thought, I should smile at this time. Serious reflection is often useless. Humor and sincerity is the best way to ease the atmosphere and make people accept it. I'm very hungry. Who the fuck eats instant noodles in the middle of the night?

13, how difficult is it to get rid of a person's habits? Just like when I eat instant noodles, I must add vinegar, bite my nails when I think, listen to light music when I write, and browse all communication software quietly when I miss you.

14, every fucking time I go back to the dormitory, I struggle with hunger. I was so hungry that I began to eat instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's really enough. I can't do it without fucking support.

15, no money at home. Now I'm completely relieved because my heart is broken. This time, I decided to notarize my property tomorrow. Now there is a sentence that suits me very well. Everything must draw a clear line with the family. If you have money, you have to live in the basement to eat instant noodles. If you die, you will not inherit the family business.

16, sore throat. I want something cold. I also want to drink hot soup. I miss my mother very much. Maybe I am too lazy. I seldom cook by myself. It takes many days to fry a dish. Often eat takeout. There are three packs of instant noodles in the refrigerator now. Half a cabbage. A tomato. Some sausages and an egg. Should I eat instant noodles or drink water to sleep? I miss my mother very much.

17, I woke up in the middle of the night and went downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably miss Huian's little friend.

18, Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that we will still be happy when we eat instant noodles in senior three.

19, the first time I came back from work, I was very tired and didn't want to move. I ate two bananas and didn't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!

20. If you have no money to eat instant noodles, or feel sad but no one to share, you just need to remember to get through it.

2 1, take-out can't be eaten, it's not safe, the canteen doesn't want to eat it, it's unsanitary, and it's safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

22. Get up in the middle of the night to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits every day. Why am I thinner than normal diet? Come back fat, so I can feel at ease

23, whether husband and wife, he waited for me late after work, didn't eat in the store at 7: 30 in the evening, accompanied him to eat instant noodles, and shared joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?

24. Eating instant noodles has the same result as eating hot pot. After eating, the body will have this taste.

25. It's another time to get up with courage. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I can only eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

26. Seagulls watch Korean dramas and two people eat instant noodles together. Also forced me to eat together, just finished eating, ready to go to bed.

27. I suddenly want to eat instant noodles with eggs and have a glass of sake. I want to eat instant noodles because I'm hungry, and I want to drink a glass of wine because I'm afraid I'll be thirsty after eating instant noodles.

28. I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~

29. This is the university we are looking forward to! Check the bed during the day and turn off the power at night. In supermarkets or black shops, the signal is not good and the line is often dropped. Eat instant noodles at both ends for three days. Absenteeism is not allowed and leave is limited. In a remote place, in a remote place.

30. I don't feel guilty eating instant noodles in the middle of the night. I obviously had dinner. . . Fallen like me. . .

3 1, eating instant noodles alone in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

32. I take a nap in the middle of the afternoon and wake up in a daze every time. Today, I am also thinking about this problem. It suddenly occurred to me that I haven't eaten snacks since I went to work. Even if I went to the supermarket, I didn't think about buying snacks. I suddenly found that I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time, as if I forgot to have such a thing. Ha ha.

33. I ate instant noodles every day the other day, so it's not delicious today. I went to buy a jiaozi after work. The proprietress who bought jiaozi said that her jiaozi was made by hand. I bought a book with great expectation, and the result was terrible. Now I really can't listen to the seller!

34. I really hate ordering takeout. I have to wait for two hours, or it tastes terrible. Sometimes I wait for a long time and then feel terrible. I'm not happy at all. I eat instant noodles for all kinds of food every day.

35. Someone said defiantly before, what should I do if I work overtime on a business trip ~ I want to say that I have almost no exception ~ I also met this point when I ate instant noodles today ~

I understand his original difficulties, but he doesn't understand how I feel now. I should eat instant noodles. As the relationship gets closer, is it possible to ignore or ignore each other's feelings?

37. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting in a sleeper on the train.

I am very grateful to the little girl with a yellow hat. She gave me her seat on the train and let me sit down to eat instant noodles. There are too few such people in the whole train.

39. In the middle of the night, a voice in my heart shouted, I want to eat instant noodles! I want to eat instant noodles I want to eat instant noodles Find Li Xi and help me buy instant noodles. But the vending machine gave me a heavy blow. I, a teenage girl, collapsed in the toilet because I couldn't stand hunger. Good night, my snack.

40. I am here to curse all the people who are not good to me. I have eaten instant noodles without seasoning packets all my life.

4 1, every time I secretly make a bowl of noodles to eat in my room, my mother smells it on the second floor and says that you are eating instant noodles again, isn't it! It stinks! How come! How can the old altar sauerkraut stink! Too spicy! ! ! Hum!

42. I hate people who show love most. They bullied me into sleeping alone in the dormitory. No one asked me to eat when I woke up, so I had to keep eating instant noodles and vomiting.

43. Today, I chatted with my friends. He wears contact lenses, but he can't. I laughed and almost cried. Your picture flashed through my mind, and you soon remembered that you would say "touch me, call me" when you hugged me. I really want to hug you again. I really want to walk hand in hand with you on Central Street. I really want to go to the zoo with you. I really want to eat instant noodles with you. I really want to watch running men with you. I really want to grow old with you. But I know that all this is impossible.

44. I have been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Such a big thing is still scheduled for Friday night.

45, pregnancy+breastfeeding, taboo for too long has become a heart disease. Dream every night, either drinking coffee or eating instant noodles. Spicy hot pot, duck neck, barbecue and fried chicken wings are all taboo foods, but I can't feed the greedy insects in my heart. When you look forward to lifting the ban day and night, you must eat and eat.

Love words about eating instant noodles

When I was a teenager, they said that holding hands was love. When I was in college, they said that desperate madness is love. Later, they said that striving for a small life in the future is love. I think love is love after all, and what can be defined is not love. If the result of love must be marriage, it is no different from going to the supermarket to buy instant noodles and send a bowl.

Love words about eating instant noodles

First, the most classic love in college is * * * eating instant noodles to make soup!

Second, look at your opponent's figure, touch your chubby face and think about a big bowl of instant noodles you just finished eating. Well, I understand that losing weight doesn't suit me, falling in love doesn't suit me, and gaining weight suits me best. Let's go to bed.

Third, Aries people can keep pace with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the appearance of sheep is very weak, the heart of Aries is extremely strong. No one to accompany them to dinner, you can fill your stomach with instant noodles, which is simple and quick. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.

Love is really a wonderful thing. You can eat instant noodles yourself, but the other party can't eat well; You can get wet, but the other person can't get wet; You can work harder, but the other side can't. It's really amazing.

If I quit this job, I want to live in Penang for a while, eat shaved ice and instant noodles every day, and do nothing in Love Street.

6. Please answer the episode of 1988. Deshan was full of joy when Shan Yu admitted that it would be a blow. On the night of the first snow, after listening to the corner, Huan was going home to eat Lamian Noodles, but Azeri called Deshan. Yes, that's right. Jin Huan lost her love for eating Lamian Noodles. I choked when I ate instant noodles in an instant noodle pot, and I couldn't swallow any more.

Seven, instant noodles can choose not to eat without seasoning packets, but life without love will continue.

Eight, I want to say, leave him some hot water for instant noodles. It's better to cook a small hot pot at home, without hot water, and add cold water for fifteen minutes. There are meat, vegetables and powder. Then make noodles with hot pot soup, perfect.

Nine, stay alone at home. . People without love can only eat instant noodles alone. . Who doesn't want a big meal for two? . All right. . Comfort yourself with a bowl of red dates, longan and mung bean paste. .

Ten, because of love, I am willing to this theory. Personally, I think it's not funny. The movie Tiny Times was bad after watching it, but it reminded me of a sentence from Guli. Love without matter is like a plate of sand, which disappears after a few steps without the wind. How about talking about love without money? You think it's fun to sit on the street and eat instant noodles with the person you love, don't you? Where is the pursuit of life? Love is beautiful, but it is sad without material foundation. No money. Want poetry and distance? Dream. Little girls, wake up from your love dream. Others are equal in love, have the money to travel abroad to eat western food, and are also interested in eating instant noodles together at home. You hold the so-called love, love that you don't know when you will cheat, and worry about money at home every day. When the person you like wants to buy it but has no money to buy it for you, you have to pay for it yourself. Do you think you can still love it?

1 1, 20 years old is to get rid of poverty, not to get rid of the bill, but 25 years old may be to get rid of the bill, and we will meet the right person in the future, so that when we mature, we will not be separated inexplicably. It takes 5 minutes to make instant noodles and 8 minutes to make eggs. The person I like is always waiting. I always believe that I got married because of love, not because I am old. I've been waiting for five years. I don't care about waiting for another five years. 10 years. If I can't waste my life on the person I like, I'd rather waste it on myself. I can waste my whole life anyway. This is the only self-righteous stubbornness left.

12. Miss and Brother Xun taunted each other because they didn't eat instant noodles at night. Miss and discuss the meaning of love with melon; Miss hanging out outside the school with a cage; Miss bragging with the kiln on the basketball court; Miss and Kaige talk about the country and the nation; Miss and Liang Zi's expectations for the future; Miss and Lao Niu laugh about Mandarin; Miss and bean discuss the difference between rich and poor in class; I also miss you I used to like;

Thirteen, this Saturday morning is so beautiful! Familiar husband returns, simple instant noodles upgrade! The beauty of my daughter has reached a new height, and my family has let me see all the bright future!

I always regret that I didn't feel the so-called campus love when I was in middle school, but the instant noodles on the roof and the afterglow of the sunset in my mind, as well as the kimchi bag you gave me, were all the love I had expected. I really don't have to stick to gender. I hope you are still very good in Japan.

Eating instant noodles in the dead of night, I don't deserve a touching love.

Love derived from loneliness and emptiness is like a bowl of instant noodles eaten on an empty stomach. It tastes good. I don't want to eat it next time.

Seventeen, because I really don't know which taste of instant noodles is good-love is not instant noodles, and there are people who put you aside to pick and choose. Although the play is a family drama centered on a stubborn old man, it is very short at the parents' home in Siheyuan.

All I have, instant noodles, beer, love that has ended before it started, love that is out of reach, freedom that I can't see, is only a dream of getting drunk and dreaming.

Nineteen, I suddenly miss my simple and beautiful self at that time. At that time, I thought I could be great. At that time, I felt that the love of eating instant noodles together was also very sweet.

Twenty, never really loved you; Because I really don't know which taste of instant noodles is good-love is not instant noodles! Those who put you aside and pick and choose, remember, but be fair and Wu Yu. We can't weigh accurately with a scale: people love to pick and choose in the supermarket! But one party cannot always be superior to the other.

2 1. I believe. Still love. I don't know why I eat KFC when I go out. I'm hungry at work, and I can't even bear to buy a box of instant noodles for someone who really cares about me.

Twenty-two, watching the love of instant noodles while eating instant noodles, I always feel a little scared.

Twenty-three, knowing each other for a day or two. I have seen it once or twice. Confess. And then be together at one o'clock? My love is not eating instant noodles. . Besides, you said yourself, I'm not that important.

Nobody said Merry Christmas to me. After laughing, I ate instant noodles The expected love may never come, but it is only occasional sadness.

Family is the person who takes you to eat delicacies when you are poor enough to eat instant noodles. Friendship is the person who puts down his delicacies and eats instant noodles with you when you are poor. Love is probably the person who accompanies you from instant noodles to delicacies.

How to make a statement about eating instant noodles?

For eating instant noodles, I will never eat junk food again after eating. I will miss it a little after a while, especially when I watch others eat. Instant noodles are such a kind of food that people love and hate. The following is how to publish instant noodles collected by the editor for everyone!

1, don't lose the person who is full of you, the person who eats instant noodles with you and suffers together.

I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream at night and didn't sleep well. I almost fell down after getting up in the morning, and now I have been dizzy.

Get up early tomorrow to eat instant noodles. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.

4, while eating instant noodles, add red dates for health, I am 90 years old.

Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.

6. Is it because of the recent summer? I often have a bad stomach. What should I do? I will eat instant noodles every day.

7, I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear the cheapest clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not just for me!

8. I am so hungry. I watch people on the high-speed rail eat zongzi, steamed stuffed bun, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, so I want to drink water.

9. Brush your teeth and your mobile phone in bed. The result is that the more you brush, the hungrier you get. Get up and eat instant noodles. I can't eat any more.

10, my recent life: playing games, eating instant noodles, watching movies and sleeping.

1 1, I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles, and it's funny to think that only rich people in junior high school can eat instant noodles.

12, I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.

13, I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

14, why do I want instant noodles at this time! My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

16, I thought everything was ready, but suddenly I remembered that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

17, I want to go back to eat instant noodles after drinking, and eating instant noodles is also an out-and-out means.

18, I really feel that instant noodles should not be served casually on the train. Is there no dining car area on the train? Why can't these places eat instant noodles? You must let people within three meters of Fiona Fang watch you eat.

19, I will never eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. I am in a trance now.

20. Do you know? I really want to drink milk tea and eat instant noodles. I have seen myself overeating and eating Haisai after childbirth!

2 1, shut up, the girls in the dormitory eat instant noodles and smell delicious.

22. Eating instant noodles instead of sausages and braised eggs is the biggest compromise for me to lose weight.

Yesterday, I was lying on the sofa waiting to see a play, but today I ate instant noodles on the train.

24. I am starving. I feel that the whole carriage is eating instant noodles. It smells good.

It pains me to think that I can't go home this weekend and I can only order takeout to eat instant noodles every day.

26. Today, I wonder why eating instant noodles on the train is more fragrant than eating in other places.

27. What is loneliness? It's not that you eat instant noodles in a convenience store late at night, that no one likes your circle of friends, and that you are always single and nobody cares. Loneliness is what you say that no one can understand. So, you stopped talking.

28. I didn't eat well tonight I eat more fruit than rice. Go out for a fun run after eight o'clock, and your stomach hurts after running. But I'm hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

29. I like instant noodles too much recently. Is it because there are immortals living in it?

30. First business trip this year. The plane is late, I am hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles.

3 1, awakened by the smell of instant noodles eaten by roommates. Help, I'm really hungry. I have nothing to eat.

32. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is very spicy. Do you have diarrhea? Waiting on the line is urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.

God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now. But I can only sleep for my weight.

I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

35. Now I want to eat instant noodles, mala Tang, skewers, barbecue, fish meal, snail powder, KFC and so on. Ten thousand ants crawl in my heart.

Watching others eat instant noodles, I also made a bowl of instant noodles. I don't want to eat after two bites. It smells good, but it tastes bad.

Isolate the sentence of eating instant noodles every day

I used to like instant noodles very much. I have eaten too much recently, and my mouth is blistered. That's really enough.

2. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is spicy. Do you have diarrhea? Waiting on the line is urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.

I finally understand why chicks love instant noodles so much. It is not enough for me to serve ten boxes at a time.

4. Why don't I like Dove, instant noodles, big pieces of beef and glutinous rice?

I am very grateful to the little girl in the yellow hat. She gave me her seat on the train and let me sit down to eat instant noodles. There are too few such people in the whole train.

6. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for 5 days. Today, I was told that the canteen was closed and I continued to eat instant noodles.

7. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

8. Eating instant noodles at night is so fun and exciting.

9. I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and I cried.

10. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.

1 1. Talk about the mood of eating instant noodles in the middle of the night.

12. I'm just hungry. As a result, my leg was scalded by freshly boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life. I finally understand what heartbreaking pain means.

13. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

14. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.

15. The canteen of the company is closed, and it will be sour after eating instant noodles.

16. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

17. I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was ready to eat instant noodles, and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.

18. I worked with Bowen for more than three hours after work, and I was confused when I dragged her to the convenience store to eat instant noodles after work.

19. I feel that I have finished eating instant noodles for a year. Soak instant noodles every day and worry about getting cancer. Ha ha ha ha. Bah, crow mouth.

20. Why do I want to eat instant noodles at this time! My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

The sentence of eating instant noodles every day (Chapter 2) 2 1. When you are alone at home, you should have a sense of ceremony when eating instant noodles, and add a cup of 82-year-old iced coke.

22. Aries people can keep pace with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the appearance of sheep is very weak, the heart of Aries is extremely strong. No one to accompany them to dinner, you can fill your stomach with instant noodles, which is simple and quick. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.

23. No money, no car, no house and no career. Pick up girls and make noodles.

24. Shut up. My sister in the dormitory eats instant noodles, which smells delicious.

25. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

26. Tell me about friends who eat instant noodles.

I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and felt sick and tired in my throat.

28. I was awakened by the smell of instant noodles eaten by my roommate. Help, I'm really hungry. I have nothing to eat.

29. Movies and popcorn, mutton kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .

30. Stay at home and eat instant noodles every day. Promise me that I will lose weight after the epidemic is over.

3 1. Pack things at home on rest days until after two o'clock in the afternoon, and have instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than work.

I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

33. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

For the first time in 35.30 years, I spent the New Year alone. On the table is the leftover from yesterday's instant noodles, listening to coke. I found that because the Spring Festival came so quietly, I didn't buy any dried fruits for the Spring Festival. It's a bit of a hum ~ ~

36. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

37. The phrase that friends circle eats instant noodles.

38. At this time, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking about whether to eat instant noodles. After a long hesitation, another voice in my heart sounded: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

39. On the first day of the New Year's Day, two or two goods drank too much wine, so you should bet on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!

40. I like to eat instant noodles at midnight. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.