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What the hell should I do?

Question 1: I am really a ghost. What should I do? She won't come to you and talk to you for no reason, but don't be afraid. She didn't mean to hurt you. She disappeared when she saw that you were afraid, which proved that she didn't want you to be afraid! I have a friend who is young, but talks about ghosts and gods. He is a teacher's specialty and happens to be nearby. I showed him your situation. He said nothing, your body should be very weak, or your position at that time was extremely cloudy, so you can link in different places. If you are not sick, just adjust the position of the bed! If you feel that your body has changed badly in the future, or you don't want to know what's going on at all, please ask your local mage to draw a "ghost town symbol" for you, but this also has a side effect, that is, ghosts dare not come, but you won't get some benefits. Seeing ghosts is not always a bad thing. Have you ever heard of "Five Ghosts are Lucky"? ~ ~ ~ ~ and "white charm" are also very useful. There is an MP3 player on the Internet. Download it and watch your play! No ghost dares to challenge the bodhisattva! Once again, hell is not a bad thing. As far as I know, some big businessmen specialize in raising five ghosts to transport money for him. My friend once did this for a real estate tycoon! Starting at 5 million!

Question 2: What if these old people go to hell? 1. If you are in the room, there is something wrong with the house. Leave as soon as possible. 2. Wear amulets, such as Guanyin pendants. 3. Wear teeth with animals, such as dog teeth.

When you see something unclean, don't shout loudly, but say calmly, "I don't know you, our river doesn't build rivers."

5. After seeing a ghost, invite Daogong to practice. 6. When you hear someone calling you, don't look back.

It's easy to go to hell, you know! Try it carefully! ! !

1. Call by first name: Never call by first name when traveling at night. Try to match the code name to avoid being remembered by ghosts. 2. Look in the mirror at night 12: Because the mirror is psychic at midnight 12.

3. Hang clothes at night: If a ghost thinks your clothes look good, he will borrow them and leave his own flavor on them.

4, hanging wind chimes on the bedside: wind chimes are easy to attract ghosts (Japanese Yin and Yang teachers often use it to summon dead relatives), and sleeping is the most vulnerable time to be "infringed".

5. Swimming alone at night: At this time, some naive ghosts will play the game of lifting their feet with you, and they will be carried away if they are not careful.

6. Don't plant trees indiscriminately: willow, banyan and locust trees can't be planted at home! Because these three trees are full of yin, which is the place where ghosts rest. Don't always walk under these three trees when you have nothing to do. The most evil is Sophora japonica, which was called ghost tree in ancient times.

7. The slipper head is facing the bed: the ghost will look at the direction of the toes to judge where the stranger is. If your toes point to the bed, then the ghost will go to bed and sleep with you. ...

8. Turn around easily: Walking in the wild or sparsely populated places, it feels like someone is calling you. Do not turn around. maybe ...

9, against the wall: ghosts usually like to rest on the cold wall, which is easy to cause ghosts to get up.

10, taking pictures at night: this is fierce! ! After 10 at night, if you leave your camera lying around, there will be ghosts!

Question 3: Is it really a ghost? There is really no way to explain why people and ghosts live in the same space, but the activity time is different and the frequency of light is different, so normal people can't see ghosts, but ghosts can see people. Ghosts are generally kind and will not disturb people casually, so we should not disturb ghosts and gods. Ghosts and gods live in trees taller than people. You can't just cut it. Be sure to remember, otherwise they have no house to live in. Ordinary grasslands may also be their villages, and they can't be destroyed casually! Even if some people wantonly destroy it, they rarely hear about the revenge of ghosts and gods, so most of them are kind! If you need to cut down trees, you should discuss with ghosts and gods one week in advance to persuade them to move and let out the house. If nothing happens after a week, you can cut it. Or there are other strange phenomena in the tree, indicating that ghosts and gods can't move home for the time being and can't be cut down. Please try again later.

Most ghosts and gods are hungry, so it is difficult to find food, so you can take a little food every night, imagine it as big and big, and spread it all over the space (it is said that Buddhism has a magic to enlarge food, so you can check it online yourself), and then whisper, "These foods are for all ghosts and gods." Ghosts get your support, and in order to repay you, they may be your bodyguards. Our ancestors may have set an example in this regard.

Question 4: I am a ghost today. What should I do? Really?

Question 5: What if you see a ghost? Everything in the world has its own constraints, and human beings are frightened by their appearance and mystery. To tell the truth, people who have no grievances and enemies will pass by, commonly known as "passers-by." At this time, I have to gather popularity and suppress the scene. I can't panic, just leave! The other party is just a halo. If you don't seek revenge, you will be fine!

Question 6: What about ghosts? A ghost? In fact, ghosts are not as terrible as we thought. We should treat all the unknowns with awe.

Question 7: What about the first ghost? Tell me about ghosts.

Question 8: I saw a ghost just now. What are we doing? It's true. Congratulations! You have yin and yang eyes.

Question 9: What about going to hell at night? I can go to hell with fear. Don't look in the mirror at night, or you will see something I shouldn't see! In fact, this is all superstition. There shouldn't be ghosts in this world. Even if there were, you wouldn't see them, let alone ghosts.