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Heart language of male-female relationship
1, women's power is men's responsibility.
2. Men are nomads, looking for women everywhere.
3. Men are as cruel as society and as ruthless as reality.
It is a habit for men to lie, and it is a need for women to lie.
Sometimes the love between two people seems to blow them beyond recognition.
6, limited opportunities for love, do not like fashion.
7. Men cultivate their thoughts in loneliness, while women gather their tears in loneliness.
8. It is difficult to be a woman, more difficult to be an ugly woman, and more difficult to be a beautiful woman.
9. A man tells a woman that marrying me is the happiest promise.
10, the biggest trouble for men is creditors, and the biggest trouble for women is lovers.
1 1, men like to buy stacks of books and shelves, and then women come to read these books.
12, the so-called harmony between yin and yang refers not to the relationship between men and women but to the balance of personality.
13, men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, and women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands.
14, men have nothing to say when they are in pain, and women say everything when they are angry.
15, no man will only like a woman's soul and ignore her appearance.
In fact, no matter how different you are, you will find someone who matches you.
17, you can't devote yourself to love, you can devote yourself to marriage, and marriage is practical.
18, people only believe in love when they are weak and hate when they are most powerful!
19, even if love is a game, you must win and lose, otherwise don't love.
20. Is jealousy a thermometer of love? The more you love, the more jealous you are. Aren't you jealous if you don't love?
2 1, in fact, the process of finding love is not to find what you like, but to find the most suitable love.
On the surface, love is more like hatred than friendship.
23. A man's lust is like growing a beard every day, and it will grow back after shaving.
24. Men get PhDs because of their low IQ, while women get PhDs because of their low EQ.
25, men use money and power in exchange for women's hue, which is an excuse to bully women.
26, treat feelings should be good scars forget the pain, you can't hold the scars for a lifetime.
27. Love begins with love, and no amount of warm friendship can be transformed into the coldest love.
28. A failed man likes to compare his wife with others, and a successful woman likes to compare her husband with others.
29. Innocence and profundity are a pair of contradictions. It is often childish, not profound, that overcomes profundity.
30, love is always in the time difference, either you are early or I am late, anyway, it will never be synchronized.
3 1. If you don't make friends with your boyfriend who broke up, you hate him. If you hate him, you still love him.
32. The relationship between men and women is tamed and tamed. Otherwise, how can we call it everything has its vanquisher?
33. Men learn English to prove that they are excellent, while women learn English to prove that they are no longer excellent.
Arrogance is not a bad quality when facing people who are many times stronger than themselves.
35. No woman is perfect. You are one person's honey, but you will be another person's poison.
Friendship is communication between equals. Love is impossible, only communication between tyrants and slaves.
37. Everyone has to experience a painful love in his life. You won't know what love is until you get hurt.
38. Don't be in fashion accessories. If you don't have that one, put it on the bottom, and the accessories will lose the meaning of embellishment.
39. No matter how quiet a woman is, she will become noisy when she meets love, whether it is someone else's love or her own love.
40. Love is not the first, so there is no need to queue up. In front of love, all men and women are opportunists.
4 1, women always think about what he will do, and men only think about what I will do. This is the consistent thinking of men.
42. Men are often looked down upon by women because of their weakness, and women often win men's sympathy with tears.
Vanity accounts for a large proportion in love, otherwise how can you find tall and handsome instead of thin and ugly?
44. The man who is least afraid of his wife at home dares not contradict his mother-in-law; A woman who fears her husband most at home dares to contradict her mother-in-law.
45. It is man's nature to fight for women. Too many men love beauty but not Jiangshan. Friends stay away from the country.
46. A man who doesn't want property at the time of divorce must not be a good man; A divorced woman who doesn't want property must be a good woman.
47. A man gives a woman a bra to show that he wants to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, which means there is a lover relationship.
48. Men need face. You can't expect him to say "I was wrong". He will send flowers instead.
49. Women save money to spend on their husbands in the future, while men save money to spend on other women in the future.
50. Sometimes men are really mean. He doesn't care whether you treat him well or not, but if you treat him badly, he will only take off the thorny roses and put them in his arms.
5 1. No matter how clever a woman is, she looks confused, and no matter how stupid a man is, she looks sober.
52. There are only two kinds of men in this world. One is to live with you, and the other is to leave after you shoot.
53. When a man is rich, he changes his mobile phone first, then his car, then his house, and finally his clothes. Rich women are just the opposite.
54. A woman's arm is desolate, and a man's forehead is desolate. It is said that women's arms are the softest and men's foreheads are the hardest.
55. The useless things that men like to buy most are laptops, while the useless things that women like to buy most are shoes.
56. When you have a conflict with the other party, pointing out that the other party is illogical is the easiest way to win-assuming that the other party stutters.
57, women are always afraid of men's color, too ugly to go to bed; Men usually think that women are coquettish, but they are afraid that women will not be coquettish when they go to bed.
58. Commitment is the reassurance that men give women, and they feel at ease. Although the medicinal properties of this medicine need to be verified, most women are still willing to take it first.
59. Love is something that does great harm to body and mind. Just like striking a match, it gives off light and heat in an instant, and then there is nothing.
60. When your ex-boyfriend Zhao's woman is worse than you, you can be friends. If you find a woman who is better than you, you can't be friends anymore.
6 1, a man and a woman quarreled and got angry in the car. If a woman is driving, she will slam on the brakes; If a person is driving, he will slam on the accelerator.
62. The stupidest time for a man is to wear a suit to work for the first time, and the stupidest time for a woman is to wear a suspender skirt for the first time.
63. For men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman; For a woman, the most handsome man is the man she already has.
64. Men will never allow women to be more knowledgeable, learned and talented than themselves. They use smart women as classrooms and vulgar women as bedrooms.
65. Love is like two halves of the same apple. God threw them to other parts of Ukraine. Generally, the probability of meeting the other half is zero!
66. There is no equal love between men and women. One person loves forever, and another person is always loved. To love is to endure pain, to be loved is to cause pain.
67. Married women will regard single women as their greatest enemy, because single women can have feelings with a man anytime, anywhere and casually.
68. Loving a person does not depend on the length of time. You may be separated from a person for ten years, or you may be closely connected with a person in an instant.
69. If you meet vulgarity, you are beautiful; If not, it is a temperament person; If you don't meet femininity, you are smart-a consistent excuse for men to meet women.
70. Jealousy should not be the only criterion to measure love. If he really loves you, he won't care about your love history because you are in love.
7 1. It is common sense that men and women have always respected each other. But we look at things more or less from common sense.
72. If you love a love that has no ending, this love is incomplete. Most women must have the guarantee of marriage behind them, and no one wants to cut off the back road.
73. Beauty likes to praise other women for their beautiful clothes, while rich men like to praise other men for their high income, and the final result is to lead the topic to themselves.
74. Men are like peaches and women are like eggs. Men are soft outside and hard inside, so they should eat slowly and bite slowly. Women have a hard shell and a soft heart, so be careful.
75. It's rare to see plain-looking women now, but what's more worrying is how many women still maintain their plain-faced personality today.
76. The purpose of loving someone is to live a happy life. If someone gives you this purpose in advance, can you love him or not?
77. If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the traffic police and the woman will stop the fight. If a woman is fined for illegal parking, she will have a quarrel with the man around her, and the traffic police will persuade her.
78. Two people who love each other didn't end up together. It's not just two people. You can't simply say who hurt who, but in the end everyone will have a heart.
79. There are thousands of men and thousands of women. Both men and women can't understand themselves from one level, just as we can't see the back of our heads.
80. Love is snobbish. For women, no one wants to find something inferior to themselves. If someone falls in love with something less than himself, the other person must be stronger in some ways.
8 1, life is very contradictory, the person you love may not give you stability, and the person who can give you stability may not be the person you love. Compared with stability, love is too unreliable.
82. What people do in this life does have consequences in the afterlife. This retribution is not an external experience. Most importantly, in your heart, you will use the pain of your life to wash away your inner sins.
83. When a woman says to a man, "I know I'm actually not beautiful," the man must never agree. When a man says to a woman, "I'm actually a failure," the woman will definitely object.
84. Most of men's troubles are caused by the outside world, while women's troubles are caused by the Qian Qian knot. When she woke up, the woman thought: The fallen flower is intentional, and the running water is ruthless. The men stood by and lamented.
85. Inspiration does not come out of thin air; it is mostly the fruit of thinking. For women, inspiration is often accompanied by passion. Therefore, men often show embarrassment and confusion when dealing with women's sudden inspiration.
86. Women are made of elastic materials. Only when the external force exceeds a certain limit will it completely destroy its original state. This external force contains either ardent love or profound hatred.
87. An unsociable woman is either self-enclosed because of inferiority or arrogant because of loneliness. Inferiority is not a bad quality, and most of such women are kind.
88. A woman falls in love with a man, and they love each other deeply. The end of the love story must be that she marries him and he marries her. No matter whether this marriage is successful or not, no one can control it.
89, 30-year-old broken driver, no money, no house, but also chased by fucking women, just because he is a man! Women in their thirties have money and status. If she's single, it's a fucking tragedy!
90. It is not easy for a woman to say goodbye. Usually after the lead is washed away ... shake a woman's warm hand again and look at her considerate eyes again. In the future, it may be that the heart is away from the ocean.
9 1, women are angry with men for no reason, they must have a crush on him! Because she has a crush on him, and he doesn't know it, and she can't say it directly, so she is full of grievances and turns into anger-teasing him!
92. More often, gossip not only creates and spreads love, but also often tests it, repairs it and saves it. When love enters a period of exhaustion and pallor, gossip is the antidote. Fight poison with poison!
93. Men look at women, the most beautiful when they are in love, the most common after marriage, the ugliest after divorce, and the most beautiful after divorce; Women look at men most sincerely when they are in love, most bored after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce and most sincere after divorce.
94. A man entrusts his girlfriend to his buddy for care, and finally his girlfriend becomes his buddy's wife and the buddy takes care of him; A woman entrusted her boyfriend to her sisters for care, and as a result, her sisters became her boyfriend's wife and could not be her.
95. Life is unreasonable. It is hard to say clearly what is the cause and what is the result, but at least one thing, people should have a heart of good and evil. No matter who can escape the palm of fate, everyone is a speck in the palm of fate.
96. When a woman's unit sends out 1,000 yuan, she will tell the man that she sent out 1,000 yuan and her friend that she sent out 500 yuan. When a man sends a thousand dollars, he will tell a woman that he sent 500 dollars and a friend that he sent 1,500 dollars.
97. It is said that men think that the most beautiful women are all met in the street and will never appear among people he knows. The reason why men are willing to go shopping with this woman is not to accompany this woman, but for other women.
98. It is extremely abnormal to love someone vigorously. Why do you have to get hurt when you love someone? You love someone desperately, and you have reservations. Loving someone can only show the degree of love, not the person you love.
99. Men will never know why women want men to buy this and that. Because they know that if a man really wants to buy it, she will stop it. She will know how to save money for him, but she wants to see if he is really willing to spend money for himself.
100, everyone loves in different ways, habits and principles. Just like watching a movie, everyone has everyone's likes and dislikes, everyone has everyone's understanding, and no one can set a standard for everyone's love according to the only standard.
10 1, men pay more attention to the enjoyment of the senses, while women pay more attention to the experience of the soul. So a man may be angry with a woman just because he didn't eat a good meal, but a woman may wonder if a man still loves her because she didn't pay attention to her new hair.
102, making mistakes is also a person's destiny. Without mistakes, there is no such love. Fortunately, everything is changing. Some people disappear in your destiny, and some people appear in your destiny. Anyway, you are lucky to have someone who loves you in this life.
103. Why are male doctors easily favored by women? Even if they don't love them, they will feel good. -First of all, because he is a man. Secondly, because he can save a life, he goes in and out of the emergency room in a white coat, as if he were coming and going between lives.
104, love won't wait for us somewhere, it will only make us bump into each other in life, just like we accidentally saw a UFO. Marriage can be found. As a social demand of human nature, marriage exists somewhere in one's life.
105, affection is the most complicated relationship between lovers, with only disadvantages and no benefits. The relationship between lovers is not only the relationship between two people, but also the complicated peripheral relationship. When you fall in love with someone, it means that you will fall in love with all his relationships.
106, everyone needs a family, which is a way of life provided by human society. If a woman doesn't need a man or a family, this society will collapse, which is a kind of destruction. Society does not allow a person to destroy, and men don't need women to be so powerful.
107, will a person's past love experience have a positive or negative impact on him? Is what is lost more precious or what is not gained more attractive? It is said that people like the new and hate the old, but at the same time they feel that the new is not as good as the old. Does the ability of people to love increase or decrease with time?
108. When a woman has to lower her standards of mate selection because she has no beautiful appearance but only wisdom, or even give up her ideal love, she should not take this as a concession, but choose an ideal one among the limited choices. Love is more terrible than loneliness.
109, love is impossible, but is it normal for things to become tortuous and complicated? People think that love can't see the rainbow without experiencing wind and rain, which is like a play. Without conflict and ups and downs, it can't be called a play. Does it have to be dramatic to be called love?
1 10, is a man or a woman angry, scolding, proud and depressed about love all her life? Others have no obligation to bear the consequences of your love. This is your own problem to solve. Love is a willing thing. Dare to do it!
1 1 1. Women think that men are all the same, and they will never be infatuated with feelings, let alone women. It's not really a man's fault. But women are too nostalgic. They always want to regard their past feelings as interests and hope to profit from them. If they lose interest, they will scold men. In fact, when dealing with feelings, you should take the shot and let it go.
1 12, tenderness, this word is too important for women, it almost means kindness and love. Nowadays, more and more women use this word to measure men. Don't they just want men to be more kind and loving in this selfish and violent world? Women don't really want to be strong, which often means that men abandon their responsibilities.
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