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A childish remark about vomiting blood.

1, I was childish and crazy by the bear this morning, and I was not calm enough. I criticized him all the way, and now it hurts to think about it. Why are parents so contradictory? How on earth should I educate you?

Desperate, I can only comfort myself: after all, human beings evolved from monkeys. After all, Xiong Haizi is mass-produced and distributed to every household. After all, my Xiong Haizi is my own. ...

3. I was almost naive and crazy by the bear. I went to bed at nine and fell asleep at eleven. I'm confused. He's still struggling. I got up and left the bed. Xiong Haizi cried behind me for half an hour. He didn't go to bed until I entered the room.

4. Life lies in tossing. Every beautiful day begins with being childish and crazy by a bear. From morning till night, no second belongs to you.

Education can only be talked about if there is love, and education always requires a lot of efforts. My future child, I will devote myself to you with great enthusiasm and energy. Now, I can only comfort me in this way, I am naive and crazy by a dead bear! !

6. The bear is so naive that I'm going crazy. When can I begin to understand? Little bear will realize that being angry with me with different content every day will accelerate aging.