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Who knows how to sketch junior high school students?

Huang Tang: Hello, audience friends! Let me introduce myself first. My name is Huang Tang. Originally, my body was normal, but since I drank this Sanlu milk powder, my face has never been red and it doesn't hurt to fight. Hey! Even the heart is not fluttering! I will eat apples in the future. (Put apples on clothes for eating)

Laziness: (sleepy, yawning) Wait ~ ~, wait ~ ~ You can't eat this apple.

Huang Tang: (holding the apple to his chest) Why can't I eat it? Who are you?

Laziness: me? (Standing in the middle of the table, facing the audience) Hehe, I am lazy that everyone hates and everyone likes. What, you don't know?

Huang Tang: (to the audience) Hey! I'm looking for you! You make me want to play at school, get beaten at home, get poor exam results, and write a check every day. I hate you so much! (angry, reaching out to fight)

Laziness: (hide) don't! Then tell me, why are your grades so poor?

Huang Tang: That's because I: (singing) Find some leisure, find some time, avoid teachers and go to Internet cafes; Take change, carry your parents and walk around the street. Mother came to pretend that when the teacher called the roll, she got up and stood up. The fatigue of study has nothing to do with me, and her grades are not in my heart. Look at Internet cafes and stroll the streets. I don't want to make too much contribution to my country in my life. It's not easy to be relaxed all your life.

Laziness: Hey! You admit my credit, then give me half of the apple.

Huang Tang: How can I acknowledge your contribution?

Laziness: Didn't you just say that yourself? Your poor grades are due to your laziness. Didn't I say you were lazy?

Huang Tang: OK, OK, you are right. I will give you half of this apple. (Cut into apples) (Indulge in playing online)

Indulge in the Internet: (exclaim loudly) Leave fruit under the knife! Leave fruit under the knife!

Huang Tang: (to the audience) Hey, another one! (To Internet addiction) Excuse me, who are you?

Addicted to the Internet: Since you sincerely ask, I will tell you with great compassion that if I don't change my name and sit down and change my surname, I will be addicted to my surname. This is called the Internet.

Huang Tang: Oh, I've heard a lot about you. May I ask if you are here?

Laziness: Go for a walk. What's wrong with you? Look at your sharp mouth and monkey face. You haven't eaten for days, have you?

Internet addiction: hey! Is this what I call a sharp mouth and a monkey's face? I'm pale and emaciated at best. (Pushing away laziness, he said to Huang Tang) You are what you are today because of my selfless dedication to the Internet. (smug)

Indifference, Huang Tang: Yes! You are great! Tell me how you influenced me.

Indulge in the Internet: Your eyes are full of confusion, your pale face is faint, like a ghost, the night is too long, the dim light, who is watching hard in the Internet cafe, parents sigh and are busy looking for you. How many kind-hearted teenagers, caught in the heart net, turned into a wisp of incense in their youthful lives, with haggard faces and your face. Poor grades, plummeting, your future is hopeless, parents, crying heartbreak, teachers, more melancholy, slipping, eternal hatred, you can't quit Internet addiction. Do you think I have a lot of credit?

Huang Tang: Yes, yes, yes, you have made great contributions. You are also involved in this apple. (Cut into apples)

(no ambition)

No ambition: (holding Huang Tang's knife in one hand) and so on!

Crowd: (Four people panic) What are you doing?

No ambition: I don't do anything, and I have a share in this apple.

Huang Tang: So, excuse me, what's your name, big brother?

No ambition: you don't even know me? This is too much. I tell you, I am decadent.

Huang Tang: Oh, it's the decadent brother. Did you also make a great contribution to me?

No ambition: of course, I not only have credit (open my mouth and say something)

Everyone: (at the same time) your contribution is still great (avalokitesvara) ~

No ambition: (shocked) So you all know ~

All: Anyone who has no ambition knows.

Ambition: (primly) I can tell you, in fact, from the moment you first entered this school, you were doomed to this ending, you know?

Huang Tang: I want to know more.

Ambition: (affectionate confession) I have been staring at you affectionately since the day you stepped into the school gate! Over the past few years, I have been using my persistence and enthusiasm to help you fall down day by day.

Huang Tang: I still don't understand!

Ambitious: I ask you, when you first came in, did you have any ideals in your heart?

Huang Tang: Yes! I remember when I first came in, I was full of pride, ambition and ambition!

No ambition: What happened?

Huang Tang: (shyly bowed his head) Later, it gradually disappeared.

No ambition: you have to thank me for that.

Huang Tang: Well, you have contributed a lot! This apple, you also have a share! (lofty sentiments)

(lazy, addicted to the internet, no ambition)

Hope: Quiet. (On the stage, justice points to three people) Shut up!

Lazy, addicted to the internet, without ambition: you, who are you?

Hope: stand still! You, you and you! You three vermin, how dare you "train" a good student like this!

Internet addiction: hey, when I say this, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense. Say, don't make trouble here if you have nothing to do, stay in a warm place and do what you should do.

Hope: It is impolite to be so-and-so. My girl's name is hope. (Turn to look at laziness, internet addiction and lack of ambition) Look at all of you here, all boasting and striving for success! (Tut-tut) Great! (looking down). (to Huang Tang) Huang Tang, do you want this?

Huang Tang: (sad) No, I don't want this either!

Hope: these evils have blinded your eyes! Laziness makes you neglect your studies, indulging in the internet makes you play with things, and lack of ambition makes you willing to fall. If you don't get out of their control, your life will be over!

Huang Tang: But it's too late now!

Hope: No, you can do more. As long as you are willing to turn back, it is not too late to start again!

Huang Tang: I, can I do it?

Hope: of course!

Huang Tang: I'm determined to go with you! I forgot to go with you. If I say go, I will go. I'll go all the way (pull a few others) if you go. There is no limit to learning the sea. Fight when you should! Study hard and strive for the upper reaches! Hey, Earl, hey, hey, Earl, fight when you should, study hard for the upstream, study hard for the upstream!

Hope: forget the past completely. I will help you build your confidence slowly. Finally, you can also make achievements. Strive to achieve your brilliant achievements. Let me cheer for you. As long as you are willing to work hard, it is nothing. Write the beauty of your life with youth. If you can do it as seriously as I said, you will achieve great things in the end. Come with me and start now. You don't have to be afraid. There is a place, which is the home of success. It is very near, but she is far away. Our efforts are only to find it. Even at the cost of our efforts, we may cross a troubled river again and reach tomorrow. Everything in our life is to have it. Let's work hard to achieve it!