Talk about super awesome personality

1, the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

2. Wear textured clothes and find a man with quality.

Whatever you do, remember it's for yourself, so there's nothing to complain about.

I am silent because you have no capital to let me speak.

5. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

6. You don't have to stay if you insist on going. One more word is begging.

7. Life goes backwards and forwards. Life is not boring, and you can't lose your mood without anything.

8. It's time to get up with perseverance and take a bath with courage.

9. It is impossible until you leave her world. Therefore, I am willing to give in.

10, how much debt I owed in my last life and met you. How many virtues did you accumulate in your last life and met me?

1 1, forgetting = death+heart. Let me forget unless my heart is dead.

12, when I was a child, I had an urgent need to urinate, then I desperately looked for the toilet, and finally I found the toilet to urinate, and then I woke up.

13, I play tricks on you, you play tricks on him, and it's a day after laughing.

14, forget all your troubles and spend every day happily.

15, I don't believe in 520, I only believe in 502, a drop is forever, only three seconds, and never part.

16, struggling feet broke the hotbed and opened up a creative road at the same time.

17, when we were together, yes, after breaking up, it became.

18, if any woman annoys me, I'll go to the supermarket and stab the sanitary towel with a knife.

19, all weekends that do not aim at sleeping are hooligans.

20. Facing hooligans, I am a scholar. In front of literati, I am a rogue.

2 1, how to use gas bombs. I want to protect the earth.

I don't like your life. I can only abandon you in my heart.

23. My sister's silence doesn't mean I don't care, and my sister's speech doesn't mean I have to care.

24. From blue school uniforms to white wedding dresses, how many scum do you have to meet?

25. I shook the sack and didn't take a cabbage.

26. A boy can hardly break up, but he is good at how to force you to break up.

27, no ability to force people, have the ability to force people to see!

I really don't know what I'm waiting for, but the ending is clear.

29, wealth can't be lewd, poverty can't be moved, and power can't be bent.

30. Your wife cheated, and you still have such a joke.

3 1. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

32. I also have a temper. Please don't cross my line.

33. Miss's beard looks so euphemistic that she must be a good family.

34, not to be a simple and excellent person, but to be an irreplaceable person.

I am a coward who pretends to smile, so don't be afraid of me.

36. I want to see you jealous, but I am afraid that you will say: I wish you happiness.

37. In one's life, one will meet two people, one is amazing in time and the other is gentle in years.

38. These days, you can't rely on anything but yourself.

39. The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

40. Don't test mortals with your suffocating appearance.

4 1, you are mine! I heard that the marriage certificate is very cheap now, and it will be settled for one yuan. Let me treat you!

42. A woman who truly loves you will give you the love you want without spending your money.

43. Women should stand behind men. Give your body at any time.

44. My ideal: I have a house, M broadband, can order takeout, send it directly to express delivery, and don't have to repay the mortgage.

45. One day the dragon will get water, and I want the Yangtze River to flow backwards.

46. It is not the Buddha who asks for a teacher, but the team; ; I don't read classics, I'm lonely.

47. My lazy smile is elegance that you don't understand.

48. One word "Oh" broke all the topics I wanted to say.

49. I should use the first-person style to interpret the heartbreaking distress at the moment.

I just want to express my love, otherwise I will go crazy.

5 1, if defection is a kind of courage, then it takes more courage to undertake defection.

Unless something bad happens, you will never see the people around you clearly.

53, the walk, the stay, will not be forced in the future.

54. The world is not so perfect, and there are not so many touching loves.

55. First love can be lost, ambition never dies, and if the heart is lost, people are like walking dead.

56. Being in a daze, well done, is called deep. Bad work ... easy to fall asleep.

57. When I was a child, happiness was a very simple thing; When you grow up, simplicity is a very happy thing.

58. Are you biological or adopted now, that is, ex-girlfriend or post-girlfriend?

59. Many people in school dress so dangerously, but they look so safe!

60. homework Let's break up. I don't think we really get along.

6 1. Have you tried screwing Oreos? It won't open at all.

62. Memories are the best ending, and no fool can escape sadness.

I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you!

64. There is not much truth in this world. A woman's blush is better than a long conversation.

I'm not sure how long you will stay in my heart.

66. I didn't like you at first sight. Who knows, the more you look at it, the less pleasing to the eye.

67, women can even endure dysmenorrhea, why men can't help but desire!

68. Everyone dies. If you can't get out by yourself, no one else can get in.

69. You will always be the only one for me. I don't want anyone else.

When encountering an obstacle, we should learn to avoid it, just like the hurdle race.

7 1, is there anyone like me who is still clinging to a fruitless result?

72. Distance is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the heart is getting farther and farther away.

73. The bell in class is sweeter than the national anthem, and it collapses more than anxiety.

74. I think time can dilute those beautiful things, and my heart aches more and more clearly.

75. Sometimes, when a person disappears, only one world remains.

76. Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run.

77. My heart is with you, and you still care about what I am doing.

78. There are so many memories of two people, but I am the only one left.

79. Love is not gazing at each other, but looking at the same direction together.

80. Fiona Fang, what do you think of this matter? Your honor, Fiona Fang is dead, so it is very important to go to the grave and burn paper.

8 1, black hair doesn't know how to study early, and white hair regrets studying late.

82. I'm going to make a download software called Muer. Because lightning is inaudible.

Fortunately, I finally fell in love with you before you left.

84. The success of a person's life depends on the memorial service.

Sometimes, I wish I were like a computer. Format it when you are tired.

86. The same. Music. But no matter what. I can't hear you. Former. Melody.

Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

88. The telephone used to be your softest voice, but now only the memory of the cold air remains.

89, no one loves me, I will love myself; Nobody loves me, I will love myself.

90. The person you loved is still in my heart, although we can't be together.

9 1, there may not be true love in this world, but there is absolutely no love.

92. In this society, there is no right or wrong, only strength.

93. If you have nothing to do, talk to your friend's girlfriend, and split a pair to count as a pair.

94. I'm picky, I'm difficult to get along with, I talk badly, I often have a bad face, but that's me.

95. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the smile with tears in your eyes.

96. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

97. My mother gave birth to such a limited edition of me. It's up to you.

98. It's no use how you despise me. We are all made in China.

99. Insane lunatics are not to be feared. What is terrible is a madman with normal mental health.

100, people who are easy to hurt others and themselves are always vague about the edge of distance.

10 1. Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

102, in my opinion, I have never liked it. Only love, or, no love.

103, do you know how hurtful the word "casually" is?

104, in order to drive a Land Rover, you have to endure hardships. If you don't work hard, you can only drive Li Xia.

105. If time could go back, would our love have a better ending?

106, forget it, don't lose weight, whether you like meat or not is there.

107, I promised not to cry, but I cried when you left.

108, I am not your cousin, but a passer-by in your life.

109, you are so boring. I just looked at you a few more times and said I like you.

1 10, I am not a lady. When I am in a bad mood, I also want to call names gracefully.

1 1 1. Is your new love someone else's whore?

1 12. If you don't like me, you will eat shit until you like me.

1 13, dry wood meets fire, which is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man's performance.

1 14, I heard that money is the dirtiest thing in the world. You can throw it to me if you don't want it.

1 15. If you have someone you love very much, you should keep your position and stop expecting someone better.

1 16, people who say you can't do it may be people who are worried that you can.

1 17. Be a man and marry a good woman like me in the next life.

1 18, you said I had a brain problem, and I secretly loved you because I had a brain problem.

1 19, I am not beautiful, but I may not be able to value you.

120, who said that women love money? Women love not money, but * * *.