The classic sentence is very funny.

1, some people say that I am too lazy to cramp, but I am too lazy to cramp.

2, the most painful thing in the world, sleeping well and being awakened by urine.

3. Beauty is heaven for eyes and hell for wallet!

You say you are my friend, but in fact, I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

5, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, ignite and cover the pot!

6. The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone to last for a year.

7. After which famous family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

8. The sky is gray and wild. You eat grass and I eat sugar.

9, the mountain is not high, there are immortals, there is not much water, you can drink.

10, don't worry about my sense of security, you think I am a special antivirus software.

1 1. You have no image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

12, the chance of finding true love this year is almost the same as the chance of being struck by lightning.

13, I don't know my rival in love or my lover.

14 who do you think you are? You are overflowing water. I don't even want a basin.

15, the fat is so thick, it's so uncomfortable to move!

16, spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

17. In order to be a civil servant, I gave birth to a leader's son.

18, the world is the best, and the human feelings are warm and cold.

19, when there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

20, where there is no cow dung in the end of the world, why unrequited love.

2 1, people are iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in the bones.

22. Some people are very tender, and water comes out as soon as they pinch, but I am very timid, and I bubble when I pinch my nose.

23. Sorry, public toilets are not suitable for your gender.

24. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

25. Obama, do you remember Little Bin Laden by Daming Lake?

26, fart quickly, the heart is not good. Don't push, exercise.

27. Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt all people.

28. Will you stop spinning around in my head? Aren't you tired?