Tell me the funniest is better than the funniest.

1. When I was a child, my grandmother often gave me a cup of foreign coffee. I didn't know it was Banlangen until I grew up.

It is too tiring to like one person, so I like ten at a time.

The furthest distance in the world is not where you are going, but a cheat sheet that I can't finish copying in front of me.

You don't like me now, I tell you, after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

In order to improve the average score of the class, I sweat with fear every time I copy. Have I ever complained? Selfless to this point, what do you want me to do!

6. Life is so short, why should the result of an exam affect our mood?

7. Mom and Dad are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in their circle of friends, but they will expose your lies at a glance.

8. People fall in love by looks, romance and burning money, while I ... I turn a blind eye to each other.

9. Many people say that I am beautiful and lovely, and I really want to slap her. Who doesn't know? I want you to talk about it everywhere!

10. Although I am cold, I will still receive red envelopes.

1 1. Life has always been very tight. Today, I finally have luxury goods and spend 30% on selfies.

12. I have no ambition in my life, just want to get rich.

13. I tell you, if you don't cherish me now, you can't coax me back with a truckload of snacks.

14. If you can't find the object, don't always complain, but think more about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are too kind to everyone.

15. "Please describe your girlfriend in two words" "Where is it?"

16. I'm not bragging. With my education and diploma, I will definitely sweep the streets and alleys of this city in the future.

17. It is said that it is not safe to walk and play with mobile phones, which scared me to start running and playing.

18. Korean girls came in through the front door, while China girls came in through the back door to express their dissatisfaction.

19. I like you as much as the sea, but I can't jump into the sea, but I can go to Shanghai.

20. If you say you are a little difficult to chase, I will break your leg.

2 1. You should remember that no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

22. Many aunts said I was handsome today. Why don't you introduce your daughter to me?

23. I wanted to cry, and then it began to rain. I ran to ask my mother my life story. Why have you kept it from me for so many years?

24. Always remind yourself that life is too short to eat, drink and sleep with people who want to sleep.

25. I don't answer every second for a reason. There is a time difference between heaven and earth, so I may often not come back every second.

26. "How do girls feel about boys being dirty?" "Only those who get along can agree."

27. Actually, I like math very much. It has no circuitous language, English grammar, historical and political complexity and information, but it just can't, can't, can't.