Funny quotations about reading?

A good girl is a girl who doesn't get up in the morning, gets up and goes online, doesn't study during the day and doesn't sleep at night. The following are some interesting things I collected about reading, hoping to help you.

Funny talk about reading, talk about recommendation

1*** Who said we must study? Who allowed me to start school like this?

Your problem mainly lies in reading too much and thinking too much.

3*** fart, take off pants, take a few steps, and don't fall in love and be jealous. It's * * *, if you don't study, you still want to catch pearls when you fall into the river and die!

4*** Ordinary girls in school. Since I came out to work, everything has become beautiful!

5*** school phobia, reading phobia, stranger phobia, unfamiliar environment phobia, nostalgia.

6*** is a pig who doesn't study, but an educated pig who studies. .

7*** When studying, where are the students who hate these words the most-[and recite the full text]

8*** Dad, get better soon. I will study hard. I don't want any clothes or snacks, as long as you get better.

9*** family said that I study hard, which is the most depressing remorse for me.

10*** Adults are really struggling. They always tell us that reading is not for ourselves, but for ourselves. What does my poor grades have to do with you?

The latest anecdote about reading.

1*** A good girl is someone who doesn't get up in the morning, gets up and goes online, doesn't study during the day and doesn't sleep at night. 、

Mom, it's not that I don't want to study. I want to play, too. When I've had enough, I'll study hard, okay?

My mother often tells me not to study. Come out to make money. No kidding. Does anyone understand me?

4*** Your mother said that who is most afraid of studying and sleeping tomorrow?

5*** A few days later. Don't tell me, I was preparing to study when I finally got together 100 yuan to get a library card.

Our study is equivalent to our work, and our parents are the bosses who pay us.

I will study hard.

8*** Tomorrow is 520, but my daughter-in-law is studying in another city.

We are not studying. But with resentment and anger.

10*** My appearance can make me study quietly until graduation.

Choose interesting stories about reading.

1* * I hope there will be a thunderstorm and a blizzard tomorrow, but I just don't want to go to school.

2*** I am very hurt and wronged, and I want to talk about loneliness. I also want someone to study with me and crush the road. I also want to give up my efforts and be wronged I want to vent, too

3*** Because of the pressure, my girlfriend stopped studying and went to work. My school drove my girlfriend away. You're really great.

It's useless to study, and it's not a part-time job after graduation. Moses Chan

Although we are in the same city, we don't study in the same school. As long as he doesn't change his mind, I will continue to like him.

6*** Don't study, Wan Li Road is just a postman.

My wife went out to work today, and I'm still studying. I really miss him.

8*** separation. We are neighbors. He studied abroad and went home on vacation, but we didn't meet and dared to face it. When we meet, we will miss him again.

9*** Those who said they would trade homework for Ya 'an's peace don't know how to study hard now and get something earthquake-proof for Ya 'an's peace!

10*** There's no need to study for Typhoon 7 tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, hahahaha. Envy, jealousy, hate, baby paper, red.

11* * When awake, confused, reading, furious, sleeping and thinking alone.

12*** Don't you learn how to support so many women? This is the motivation for boys to learn! !

13*** The original meaning of this sentence is "It's so cool to play games until dark without working to make money!" 」

14*** I like what Dad said: "Ugly people should read more books."

15*** I want my good friend to study hard, study hard, get into a good university and support me.

16*** When reading, I like to write your name all over the book. I like talking about your name at work.

17*** Mom says that ugly people read more. It's good to have poor academic performance like us. Can you comfort yourself when you grow up?

18*** Ta said that I left to fulfill your dream of studying.

19*** read the diploma, and then get married and get a marriage certificate? You got it?

20*** I have never been the child who will be obedient in your eyes.

2 1*** Spring is too humid, summer is too hot, autumn is too dry, and winter is too cold, so what day is suitable for reading?

22*** I want to prove to you with my grades that I am not the material for reading.

23*** If the mobile phone computer can study and study in the future, will you lose your job, teacher?

24*** Don't seduce me, I have to accompany me to study that * * *

Reading is like playing online games. You can't play without spending money, and you can't play well with spending money.

26*** I longed for junior high school when I was in primary school, high school when I was in junior high school, college when I was in high school, and work when I was working.

27*** What is unity? It should be that a person's mobile phone rang, and the whole class listened to the sound of reading in an instant, quietly listening to the broken heart of the unlucky child. ...

28*** How many couples have been forged by reading, and how many marriages have been destroyed by teachers?

29*** Those who don't study are stupid pigs,,, and those who read good books are educated pigs,,,,

30***, good grades, work, study to make money, what's the use? !

Tell me something interesting about reading.