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Dream of spring

Text/Huayu

I had another dream, but it's not spring now. I always feel that spring dreams are sweet and waxy, like 999 cold, warm and intimate. That kind of dream is clean, as the writer Dong Qiao said, "like Turgenev, like first love".

My name is Xia Wen. Summer in summer, warm and warm. Yes, this is the warmth of Fish Leong. To tell you the truth, I quite like my name. I didn't expect that before I was born, my parents would "although my body doesn't have bright phoenix wings, I can feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn". With this sacred tacit understanding, my father and I have established a revolutionary friendship for more than ten years. Whenever my dad and I are talking on the phone in full swing, my roommate Qi Liang will say in an incredible tone, "Are you sure you are calling your dad?" Why do I sound like an old friend? Are you really not like father and daughter? " "Haha, thanks, I'd better train." However, I still can't help but blame Lao Xia. After all, every time I think of my name, I can't help screaming: When can I meet him in warmth?

Think about the sweet dream I just had (think of it as a spring dream) and think about my present situation, and I can't help but be moved by what I saw. Yes, that's what high school Chinese says: set off sadness with music scenes. I suddenly found that my high school Chinese is really good, haha, after all, I have been a class representative for three years. Although similar to debt collection (homework). Although I was a little sad, I didn't continue dating Duke Zhou after stretching, but crept out of bed and my roommates were still sleeping. Listening to their even breathing, my lazy heart is ready to move again Anyway, the bed is the tomb of youth, although Kong also said that he didn't sleep in the morning and dozed off in the afternoon. However, a smart and lovely young and beautiful girl who is loved by everyone must take the lead. As he spoke, he embarked on a journey and rode away. What's the matter? A docking between the body and the soul is the purification and release of the soul. Talk to people and go running. However, running does have spiritual significance. Murakami wrote a book about running. When I talk about running, what am I talking about?

I have to say that the morning in Quanzhou in June 165438+ 10 is more or less chilly. As I spoke, a chill came over my face, and I couldn't help shivering. As for why I want to run, there is of course another reason besides the grandiose reason of loving sports. I have stomach trouble. Sometimes, I suddenly feel uncomfortable and often have bloating. About this, it's cool for me to be with my roommate. It's two extremes. No wonder, we even have conflicts of names, one cold and one warm. Every time I eat one third of her food, I caress her chubby belly and say, "What should I do? I feel like I'm going to have a baby. " She will say to me in a tone no less than hearing the funniest joke of the year: "honey, are you kidding?" I am hungry again. " I responded with a mysterious smile and remained silent. One has two, one is to lose weight. Yes, you heard me right, after all, in this age of national weight loss. No girl should think that her figure is perfect, not the thinnest but thinner. What's more, when I was in my second and third year of high school, I got stomach trouble, and I couldn't digest and absorb it, resulting in a weight of more than 100. After all, I am a petite girl who is less than 1.6 meters. This is a thing. Every time I see those pants that I couldn't put on before, I feel as if I saw their silent ridicule with their big mouths open, and then all kinds of plots were staged in my mind. I didn't expect such a rich imagination. Thinking about thinking, I couldn't help speeding up the pace of running. I looked at my watch. It was almost eight o'clock. Unconsciously running for more than half an hour, clap for yourself first. Then hurry to have breakfast and go to class. The first two classes are English classes. I like English, and English makes me happy, although I always date Duke Zhou in English class.

The classroom is here, but the teacher hasn't come yet. I sat next to Qi Liang and winked. "If I fall asleep in class, you know." I was relieved to see her expression. Turn on the phone and look at the button. There is a birthday reminder for a friend. It's him, my freshman classmate. I haven't contacted him for years. Xueba, a goddess-like existence. I heard that he is now in the National Defense Science and Technology University. It is said that he chased me at that time (let others tell him), but I refused mercilessly (actually very tactfully). But the reason seems to have been misunderstood by my classmates. Tell me that the famous flower is taken. I choose silence without explanation. There's always a reason. Then we were embarrassed. After all, it was still the front and back tables. But then slowly, we tacitly ignored the existence of that thing. The relationship between classmates can't be more pure. So pure that I began to wonder if the confession he told me was a big adventure and lost. It's not my pride to say no, I'm afraid you don't believe the real reason. Just because Lao Xia's advice is so effective, I naturally think that learning is the first priority for students, cherish life and stay away from puppy love. But he also said that he would not travel far to get married. However, I ran from Henan to Fujian. I still remember that before I was sent to school, Lao Xia said, "Girls' movies, have your wings hardened?" Why don't you fly to the horizon? " She also looked reluctant to go, telling me that she was more nagging than my mother, making me feel like "the wind is strong and the strong man is gone forever." Forget it. I don't blame him for loving me so much. Blinking, I came to my senses and thought about it. After all, after a classmate fights, it is impossible to buy and sell without hesitation. Select the greeting card, and then click Send. I didn't expect this guy to say "thank you."

My heart thumped, and then I asked, "Long time no see, how are you?"

"well. What about you? "

"I'm fine, too." Actually, my heart is quite empty. Now I am not what I want, but what should I be? I don't know, either.

Then the English teacher's voice. My eyelids are fighting again.

In a daze, I then asked, "What major did you study?" "New Internet media?" "I'm on duty now. I'll talk to you later."

I will stay on this sentence for the rest of my life. I'll talk to you later. I don't know why in class, but lunch is tasteless. It is said that if you have a person in your heart, you will not fall. I have a promise in my heart, so I can't help worrying.

There was no class in the afternoon. I watched Shengxiao Mo all afternoon. Everyone in high school missed it when they were in full swing, and now they have to make up lessons. Don't ask me what I was doing then. I'm studying. Really, I'm a good boy. After all, this year, how can we wait for seven years, and there are not many good men who devote themselves to eternity, how can we train for a thousand years?

I was immersed in the plot (how I fell in love but tortured each other), and when I was crying, a key message came from the suspended window, and Lin xx poked you. Click the button, only to find that he sent me eight messages. "Hi", "Are you there" and "Ignore me-_-#" poked me five times. "Well, I just saw the play."

I will send you flowers, and I will only look at you quietly to see if you will fall in love with me. Very cute.

"Khan, you are addicted to the world of drawing."

Text version "I just watch you quietly to see if you will fall in love with me" "Are you in love with me?"

I doubt my face. I remember he used to be shy, but when did he become like this? On second thought, isn't online chat always like this? This is just a joke. Seriously, you lose.

"Yes, yes, after all, you are so cute."

Then there was a long silence. After about 10 minutes, "Sorry, I can't send a message because of my bad signal." "Poor me, I'm still making a newspaper."

"Running a newspaper, what the hell?" "Are you really good at chatting and doing it?"

"I am responsible for the production of our professional newspaper. Whether it's typesetting or something. Very simple. " "Besides, I like chatting with you." "I can say anything without scruple in front of you."

"Khan, said I like bosom sister. Oh, I see, so you are very careful in front of your goddess, right? "

"There is no goddess."

"Are you insulting the level of girls in your school?"

"I tell you, my views on you girls have changed a lot in recent years."

"oh? Then what did you think of us girls before, and now? "

"I used to be very conservative and thought you girls were quite sacred. Now you are at least equal. "

"Holy? Uh-oh. " To tell the truth, this is the first time I've heard of it. So he used to be shy?

It was 23: 37 before I knew it. "Are you still awake?"

"I haven't finished reading the newspaper." "I have been sleeping at two o'clock recently and getting up at six o'clock."

"You can't do this, so use youth to hurt your body. Do you know how harmful it is to stay up late for a long time? " Think about the harm I forwarded two days ago about staying up late, and I'm afraid.

……

At 0: 30, I joked, "I stayed up with you. How do you compensate me? "

"Well, I'll give you my first kiss."

Mom, honey, you can't be so casual,

"I haven't told anyone this."

A little awkward. I think he seems to mean it, but it may be a joke. Again, "if you are serious, you will lose." Anyway, I am a girl, so I should be reserved. As long as he doesn't say anything, I will pretend that I don't know anything.

Change the subject quickly. What compensation? let me think. "I want to drink Wahaha, the kind I drank when I was a child."

"Ok, send me the address and phone number, and I'll give you a box, ok?"

"You don't need a box, just buy a few bottles. I am embarrassed to spend your money. "

"You go to sleep quickly, otherwise many bottles of AD calcium milk can't make up."

"Well, you should also go to bed as early as possible."

Wake up, there is no class and no class on Saturday. I think the air is getting better. After handing out leaflets for three hours, I think I must take a part-time job. I am so tired that my back aches. I don't know if I have enough courage to do some work. I have never eaten spicy food. I added a lot of peppers and a red bowl to my lunch. But I still overestimated my tolerance, and I didn't want it. Then the first reaction is to share it with him. Can't wait, like a child who can't hide secrets. But I didn't wait until 18 to get a reply. I did get the news, and the courier arrived. I carried a box of Wahaha from the express station to the dormitory, and my back ached with fatigue. Then I couldn't help complaining to him.

22: 23 "I just finished class" and "Basically, classes are full every day, and sometimes I have work at hand, so I came back a little late, hehe"

"Class is over so late." "Well, after all, you will be the commander of the United States in the future."

……

23: 55 "Good night"

"Well, goodbye to the future commander."

"Ha ha"

Happiness makes people full of courage. When I woke up (saying that I slept late on Sunday and didn't have the concept of getting up early), I was actually awakened by this news. D Jun (a junior high school classmate) sent a "I took your portrait (my selfie), and my hair taken in the wind was a bit messy. ) Send it to a buddy of mine, and he asked me to tell you. His original words were as follows: "She is so beautiful" and "I feel a tragic beauty in her eyes." "I am going to cry when I look at it." "I hope she can be happy, and she must be happy." "I feel that she is a person with a story. ""Tell her she's happy for me. "

To tell you the truth, I'm scared. What happened?

At that moment, something seemed to shine in my eyes. Feel a warm current from my heart. Although it is a very ordinary photo. But I have to say, that strange friend's words hit me instantly. Many times I wear a smile mask. I have to say that many times I am sentimental, where I can't see.

"Let me tell you something interesting ..."

"Come on, what happened. . . . . . "

Haha, actually, I was scared. The photo itself is nothing special, but the feeling of friends is very special. I decided to be happy with his words. After all, he said I was a man with a story.

"Ha ha. People with stories. "

"Do you want us to edit the future story?"

"God, what did I see?"

"I just naturally follow your words."

"I thought you meant I didn't use double 1 1."

"Interesting" and "Not bad"

I can't help but have all kinds of o. Sometimes online buzzwords really make you misunderstand whether he is serious or joking. So, could it be his mantra?

Figure-Give you a string of Sugar-Coated Berry. "Ha, remember the candied haws at the entrance of No.2 Middle School?"

"Well, I haven't been back for a long time."

……

It's over. It's a detour again Really, what is that, a confession? So tactful? Like a harmless joke. It would be embarrassing to be wrong.

I gritted my teeth and then pulled the topic back, forgetting its reserve. "That you would like to later story by us? Q: Are you serious? "

"I suddenly don't know what to say." "Haha"

"Uh-oh" "Then you can pretend that I didn't say anything."

"Awkward" and "Shh, you didn't see anything"

A long silence ...

"What would you do if I was serious?"

"I think we can try."

"I don't understand, just say a word."

"The point is, this kind of thing"

"Uh-oh"

"One more question, how can I take care of you when we are so far away?"

"Well, I don't know."

"In short, if necessary, anytime."

……

I slept soundly tonight. In my dream, I dreamed that Lin xx said to me, "I know you have a bad stomach, I know you can't do high math, I know you will be sensitive from time to time and feel a little emotional, I know ... it's okay, you will have me in the future." He smiled innocently. Suddenly there is a sense of sight that "if you are a rainbow, you will know when you meet it". I laughed so hard that I thought it was true, haha, but I knew it was in my dream.

"Warm in summer, warm in summer, wake up." "The class will be over soon."

"Ah?" I look confused. Open your eyes, this is the only conversation in the mobile phone chat interface. "Long time no see, how are you?" "Fine, and you?" "I'm fine, too." Looking at the screen of the mobile phone, I lost my mind in an instant. "Hey, Xia Wen, why are you staring at your mobile phone?" "Qi Liang, I seem to have had a very long dream." "oh? What dream? " "Well, the dream of spring."

My name is Xia Wen, summer summer, warm summer. I like dreaming. I like the dream of spring.

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