Classic sentences that tens of thousands of people like to say.

In this world, people who watch your jokes will always care more than you do. Next, I will bring you a classic sentence that tens of thousands of people like. I hope you will like it!

Classic, tens of thousands of people like it.

★? Mom, I want to buy new clothes? What about last year? Not good-looking? If clothes can talk, do you think you don't look good?

Showing half your ass doesn't mean you're sexy, it just means your underwear is small.

★ Those boys who mock that we can spend Halloween without makeup, I say you can spend Children's Day without pants!

I hope that from now on, it is not the alarm clock that wakes me up, but your voice.

★ My father asked me what I want in life? I answered money and beauty, and my father punched me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

Don't ask me why I like you, just know that I have a high eye.

If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised to find that one page is not written and that page is not written.

★ I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

★ In this world, there will always be more people watching your jokes than those who care about you.

★ If you can do whatever you want, how can there be so many insincere words?

★ I haven't taken out my autumn clothes yet, winter is coming, and I'm not ready to like you. You are already someone else's.

★ People often can't see clearly what is closest to them, such as eyelashes.

★ One white covers three ugliness, one high covers five ugliness, one thin covers seven ugliness, one rich covers all ugliness, and one fat destroys everything.

★ The head teacher is a person who destroys your friendship, your love and your affection.

When I reach a certain level, I will be afraid even if you suddenly call me by my full name.

Sometimes, the biggest temper a girl can lose is being polite to you.

★ It is often the humble small restaurants that can really make good dishes, but the luxurious restaurants with rich decoration and elegant style? I can't afford it!

★ Every day, you spend% of your time despising yourself and% of your time forgiving yourself.

★ Every day now is the youngest day in the rest of my life.

The teacher assigns more than 100 million words of homework a year, and the test papers can circle the earth together. The number of global assignments has been leading for many years, with good results, and of course it is more popular.

★ The tears I shed will burst your stomach if you swallow them.

Smart people always keep their mouths in their hearts, while stupid people keep their hearts in their mouths.

Don't show all your joys and sorrows on your face, because some people just come to see you busy.

★? I really want to splash him with concentrated sulfuric acid? Concentrated sulfuric acid does not react with impurities?

★ One day, I will make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

You go, I won't see you off, you come, rain or shine, I'll pick you up.

Tell me about the most acclaimed in China.

Those who poured cold water on me, I will boil it back to you one day.

Your attitude now determines whether you will be a character or a loser in ten years.

Tomorrow, you will definitely thank yourself for your efforts today.

Your parents are still working hard for you, which is why you are working hard.

No one can let me lose unless I don't want to win.

If there is a miracle in this world, it is another name for hard work.

Tired, think about the Wolf and Logger Vick. There is no reason not to be strong.

Life can have regrets, but it can't be without regrets.

Don't shit in front of a fly, it will think you are showing off your wealth.

Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

Loneliness is a pot of boiling wine, which can't be said when it burns down your throat.

You spoil her as a queen, but suddenly you say you like Cinderella.

Sha Qianmo has never met these years, but there are also many people who kill thousands of knives

Instead of walking around in other people's plays, it is better to direct a good play by yourself.

The money in the pocket is the most fickle and ungrateful, and the fat on the body is the most inseparable.

Failure doesn't mean you are poor, but reminds you to work hard.

No one protects my soft sister, so I have to teach myself to be a woman.

Gossip ends with wise men, and chat ends with hehe.

? How dare you fuck my girl? Didn't you fuck my date, too I said, can you two still play good chess?

There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

More brains, fewer friends; If you are less careful, there will be more people to play with you.

I am not L 'Oré al Paris. Whoever wants to have it can have it.

Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

Never treat your man as a son, or he will bring you back a daughter-in-law one day.

I told you not to chat with me. You are in charge of talking about feelings.

I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

Youth is for debauchery, and life is for bullshit.

Whether two people are familiar or not depends on the obscene degree of chatting.

It's naive to like you, and I don't like you to mature your mother in minutes.

There are two things you don't have to miss, shit and people you don't contact.

Sooner or later, someone will smile at you with a ring and say, please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

Now all the efforts are for the cow B that I blew when I was a child.

What is appropriate is persistence, and what is not appropriate is stalemate.

Tomorrow, you will definitely thank yourself for your efforts today.

I can't empathize with you, but I can be your best listener.

Probably because you are not alone, the company I gave you is not impressive.

Watching sleeping pills with different tastes walk around the podium every day.

Classic talk, others will comment.

★ The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

Today you ignore me, tomorrow I will make you unattainable.

Mother asked me why I didn't tidy the room. This is a joke. I am a beauty in a messy room.

Since I know that eating goods is better than silly strong, I think I'd better be a foodie.

★ Looking for her in the crowd, looking back, that person disdained me.

Recently, the family is so poor that even the mice have moved.

★ I have studied for more than ten years. Now I think about it, it is better to mix in kindergarten.

I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

★ Confucius said: Don't sleep at noon and collapse in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius is right!

★ In the workplace, I want to be like Conan, with a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

Honey, be nice to me, or I won't give birth to your son.

I want to eat lollipops. How about half of us? Yeah, well, I eat candy, and you eat sticks.

Everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding the dog in my hand to see who is not happy to bite.

The weather is very good today. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room.

★ No amount of expensive dog food can soothe Sha Pigou's sadness.

Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

★ Taking a bath in summer feels like helping mosquitoes wash vegetables.

★ Time is a butcher's knife, which is for those beautiful people. For ugly people, time can't do anything about them.

★ There is a dress on Taobao, with bad review 10 and favorable review 1. The praise is: I bought it for my classmates. She was badly dressed, and I was satisfied.