A joke about the twelve constellations: Capricorn wins the world, which is nothing.

"Since God has given talents, let them be employed!"

You're not worthless.

It's just that you don't shine in a certain field.

It is said that "impulse is the devil", but Aries' life is intertwined with this "devil"! As a particularly impulsive and irritable constellation, they may not be able to control their temper at critical moments, and they will break out as soon as they break out without mercy.

Lion King: Tell me, why did you fall out with the pig director?

Aries Jun: Just because ...

Fighting scene

Aries Jun: Shit, how did the pig director get beaten?

Aries Jun: Let go of that pig. ...

Although I don't want to say that they are stingy, Taurus is really famous for being stingy. It is estimated that Taurus who sees this will definitely say "Bah! Where am I stingy? " Don't quibble, just look at your ledger. However, Taurus is not afraid of hardship and fatigue, and is afraid of spending more money. This kind of character that would rather suffer than save people also makes many people "ashamed"!

Jinniujun: Boss, how much are the tomatoes?

Boss: 5 yuan a catty.

Taurus: I won't buy it. What black-hearted businessman?

Taurus: Brother, how much are the apples?

Fruit vendor: 10 yuan Jin

Taurus: A broken apple is so expensive.

Jinniu Jun: Forget it, I won't buy it.

Without playboy, it's not Gemini. Who let people around the opposite sex? People are naturally envious!

Gemini: That little sister is so beautiful.

Gemini: Female basin friend, please help me to get WeChat.

Female basin friend: You will die!

Gemini: But she is really beautiful.

Potgirl: Go away, love rat.

Cancer people are lazy. If they can sit, they won't stand. If they can lie, they won't sit. How can they be comfortable? If there is anything more comfortable in this world than lying down, it is estimated that they are too lazy to lie down.

Sagittarius Jun: Cancer sauce, go out to play.

Cancer sauce: Where to play in such a cold day?

Cancer sauce: Isn't it sweet to sleep at home?

Gemini: There are handsome guys.

Cancer sauce: boring.

Leo is fearless in front of anything. In the face of the more difficult things, the more motivated ta is, and there is an unspeakable sense of accomplishment after completion. Even if they accomplish nothing, their domineering will not be weakened by half a point. Still so arrogant, relying on this domineering to support yourself.

Pisces sauce: Why are you so hard-driving after losing the game?

The lion king: lose people and never lose power.

Lion King: If you lose your motivation because of this game.

Lion King: What about my face?

Virgo is meticulous. It's really hard to get ta to put in a good word for you. No matter how well you do, Virgo can find something wrong with you. Virgo doesn't swear, and every sentence is enough to give you a million tons of blows.

Me: I was trusted by fans today. Come and experience your million-dollar strike.

Virgin sauce: Are you sure? Are you ready?

Me: I'm ready, come on!

Virgin sauce: Then let's get started.

Me: Come on.

Virgin sauce: Your three views are right, but your five senses are not.

Libra's boldness is absolutely uncompromising, and you never think twice! They don't hide secrets and things in their stomachs, so there is no such thing as being played and cheated by Libra. They always treat people sincerely and say whatever they want.

Jinniu Jun: Why did you think of calling me out for a drink today?

Libra Jun: Drink first, then talk.

Taurus: OK, I'll go first.

Taurus: I've had wine and eaten. What are you going to say?

Libra Jun: Your girlfriend went to Lao Wang's house yesterday.

Scorpio's coldness and silence always give people an unfathomable impulse. They are masters in the field of secrecy, and even in dreams, they are silent types. They pay special attention to their discretion when talking to people, and they will resist being caught red-handed when they are dissatisfied.

Scorpio: Libra's mouth, why is there no door?

Virgin sauce: What's the matter? What are you talking about?

Scorpio: No, nothing.

Lion King: Ignore him. He has been hanging around recently.

Lion King: I don't know what's wrong.

Scorpio: ~ ~ ~

Sagittarius's luck is by no means an outbreak of fortune. It all depends on ta's active thinking, paying attention to cultural accomplishment, and not forgetting to look at the world. You are in real life, but your thoughts often fly to the distant past and bright future.

Two-color ball: Today's lottery number is 13 x 45 68 46 5 x.

Aquarius sauce: I didn't win. This is my100th time. When can I win?

Sagittarius: Ha ha ha ha, won again.

Sagittarius:100000 grand prize, here I come again.

Capricorn sauce: What luck did you get?

Capricorn can say that ta is a super buff and basically invincible. In addition, they have set double standards for people and themselves, and only state officials can set fires and prevent people from lighting.

Boyfriend: What are you looking at?

Capricorn sauce: Look at the handsome guy!

Boyfriend: Why can't you look at me?

Capricorn sauce: You can only look at me. If you dare to look at me, I'll gouge out your eyes.

Boyfriend: Me. ...

Aquarius has a big brain hole, so it is common to drive carelessly and run a red light for speeding. Never playing cards according to common sense is their shortcoming and specialty. At the critical moment, they rely on that brain hole and innovative ability to do things.

White sheep sauce: What are you doing, so serious?

Aquarius Jun: Drive,

Aquarius Jun: Leave me alone. What if it collapses?

Aries sauce: I want to drive, too You take me with you.

Aquarius: You can only put me down in your heart. You are too fat.

White sheep sauce: I ...

Pisces loves beauty, is very demanding of themselves, and always dresses beautifully. Therefore, there are many pursuers in Pisces, and it is easy to make the favorite ta jealous.

Pisces sauce: What to wear today?

Pisces sauce: It's a girlfriend's wedding, so you must give enough face.

Girlfriend: Today I am the bride. How can you look better than me?

Pisces sauce: Maybe it's because I'm born beautiful.

Girlfriend: You piss me off.