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How should I choose? Wen or Li.

1 science is like snow, liberal arts is like rain.

Science, like flying snow, cannot be mixed with any fantasy, while liberal arts, like rain, reveal a lot of innocence. Science pays attention to stability, accuracy and quickness, just like the chic swordsman in ancient times. If you don't draw your sword, you will. Once you draw your sword, Long Yin will continue to be the best in the world. The liberal arts pay attention to grace, conformity and roundness, just like an affectionate scholar in ancient times, and they don't write easily. Once they do, they are like dragons and phoenixes dancing over a group of talented people. Science is science. Everything in the world, from the planet, the sun, the Milky Way and the universe to rocks, sand, dirt and dust, can be calculated from one piece of manuscript paper to another. The liberal arts are good at liberal arts, as far away as Kuafu, Pangu Nuwa, and as close as teachers, classmates and family members themselves. People all over the world can write in the composition box. Science students are good at calculation, but not as good as people. Calculation of electric field, magnetic field, gravity field and football field is not bad. Liberal arts students love to write, and a good memory is not as good as a bad pen. Writing historical records, writing a journey to the west, writing stones, and writing Xu Fuji are interesting to remember. A Chinese character is a world.

There are three treasures in science: chemistry, physics, biology, and the chromosomes of capacitance and resistance genes in bottles and cans. The liberal arts has comprehensive literature, which has three unique skills: the equatorial globe combining history, politics, geography and laws and regulations. The comprehensive exam is quite difficult. I'm at a loss. I started working at the same time and I don't know where the electric field is. It is not easy to read. Scratching your hands and stamping your feet just can't figure out where the cold current is going. Scientific and realistic, one stroke and one style is slow and steady, just like a strong man in the north grinning at the world. The liberal arts are still empty, and it is difficult to distinguish between true and false, just like the southern family Jasper, who is used to smiling. There are many numbers in science, Greece, Rome and Arabia: 1234567, and the combination of numbers contains a world. The liberal arts are dominated by Chinese characters, and the regular script includes running script and official script: one, two, three, four, five, six and seven, and the Chinese characters are connected into a Gankun family.

There are two problems in science class. The teacher is thirsty and the students are puzzled. Their ears pricked up. There are two papers in the liberal arts class, and the teacher is full of witty remarks. The students' answers are like a river flowing eastward. There are many students who queue up to ask questions after science class, and there are many students who ask questions in liberal arts. I didn't know it was squeezed out of science until I read it. The science teacher said he was tired and these bastards made people suffer. The liberal arts teacher said it was boring and deserted, and no students asked.

Science students like cold, while arts students like warm.

There are many boys in science, most of whom are very active. Basketball, football, table tennis and the Three Kingdoms are all complete. There are many liberal arts girls, and they are basically quiet. The dormitory classroom reading room closes at 3: 01. Science boys laugh at liberal arts girls, because liberal arts girls are not strong enough and their work efficiency is really low. Liberal arts girls laugh at science boys because their hands are not skillful enough and their quality of life can't keep up. Science students are like northerners, generous and clean, while arts students are like southerners, delicate and sentimental. Science students should be like the Yellow River in the north, heading for the ocean with great ambitions. The Yellow River flows through Shandong, Shanxi, Hebei and Henan, scouring the loess high slope, and then dyeing the common skin in China yellow and the shore sorghum red. Liberal arts students should be like the Yangtze River in the south, graceful and affectionate, but alas, they keep flowing to the East China Sea. The Yangtze River flows through Hubei, Hunan, Suzhou and Hangzhou, scouring the Jiangnan Plain, and then shows the most primitive black hair and blue and white in China people's bones.

Science students like cold, they are rational animals. They don't need anything, they just need to solve that physical problem. Liberal arts students like literature and are emotional animals. They can be desperate to write this love poem. Science students must have mastered drawing or computer when they are one year old, and later they will be geologists or scientists. Liberal arts students must have mastered the brush or ink, and they will be painters or writers in the future. Science students have their own heroic style, chicken skin and garlic skin are small things, and everything goes with the wind. Liberal arts students are born with two pieces of sadness and resentment about colon, and all the good things remain in their hearts and remember everything. Science students are floating in the snow, falling on Tianshan Mountain, Huangshan Mountain, Changbai Mountain and Wuyue Mountain, and falling on the top of a thick layer. Rome was not built in a day. The liberal arts students have a light rain, which falls on the West Lake, the North Lake, the artificial lake and the Five Lakes, and falls deeply on the bottom of the water. The so-called Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet. The ambition of a science student is like a majestic mountain peak. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see that other mountains are dwarfed under the sky ... The feelings of a liberal arts student are endless rivers, but if you walk three hundred miles and go up a storey, your vision will be broadened. Science should be a fine horse galloping in Saibei, one boasting wildly, the other hunting, and immediately sitting on a soldier who died in armor. Kevin should be a ship wandering in the south of the Yangtze River with fireworks. There is a running water next to it, and a woman in light clothes is waiting to return to China. Science students may be like chants in northern Shaanxi, with loud voices and exciting blood, and simple folk customs fill their skirts. Liberal arts students may be like Wu Nong's soft language, with a gentle tone like water. After listening to it, it warms people's hearts, makes people feel comfortable, and elegant ancient styles come to my face.

The vividness of science can be obtained by momentum conservation reasoning. Two balls, two boats, two sliders and sliders are added to the sliders. I can analyze how much slider force you added. The liberal arts are vivid and can be found according to a collection of certain works. A word, a paragraph, an allusion, there are allusions in it. I can find the source of how many allusions you say. Science students laughed that liberal arts students were stuck in ancient times. If you have the ability, you can calculate how many years of human history, which is not solved by chemical carbon. Liberal arts students laughed and said that what science students lack when they are free is an ideal state, and if they have the ability, you will create an absolute space without friction and resistance, and will not use words such as assumptions in the text to describe it.

Most boys choose science, while most girls choose literature.

As the saying goes, men are afraid of entering the wrong line, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong person. This is the national condition of China. It seems natural that boys love science and girls love literature, but what is the proportion of women among ancient and modern literati? Looking at the Nobel Prize again, Madame Curie won it twice, but not because of literature. Boys choose liberal arts to be a man and secretly write unknown novels, while girls choose science to say goodbye to the screen cream because there are always snowflake-like papers in front. On the land of China in 2 1 century, there was a heated discussion on the division of arts and sciences in the education field. As everyone knows, in the process of criticism and strong support, arts and sciences are like two old people over 500 years old, sitting quietly in front of their homes, waiting for students from different circles to throw stones and ask for directions. What will you choose for your next junior year?

Choose science, so it will be convenient to find a job in the future. Choosing liberal arts is easier to get started. Choose science, so many people have chosen it, and it will be out of date if you don't choose it. Choose liberal arts, and there will be a beauty paradise for you. Choose science and think more about it later. Choose liberal arts? Choose science? Selected articles? Choose a reason? Words? Why? I vaguely remember that Jing M.Guo wrote a sensational article, as if he said something about his left hand and right hand. Actually, I didn't know what to choose before Let's decide at fifty cents. Five stars in science and fifty cents in liberal arts. Throw it here, my god! Five stars! No, throw it again, it's still five stars! Okay, okay, for the last time, I'll throw it! The coin rolled to the ground, turned several times and fell slowly. I almost fainted when I saw it. I can't help it, five stars! This is God's will, so I want to study science.

Science students always have endless questions. You never know what's next, just like a problem-solving machine on an assembly line. The teacher roared: It's time to prepare for the college entrance examination. You should do the problem quickly, dry your tears and don't ask why. Liberal arts students always have endless words, and you never know what the next sentence is. Just like a radio that is turned on on time every day, the teacher said slowly: relax, the college entrance examination is nothing, and tomorrow will be better. If there is also a division of heaven and earth, I guess it is still a constituency. I always make the wrong choice, all the time. Later, I finally understood that it was not that I made a mistake, but that our arts and sciences were like fish in two fish tanks. Liberal arts envy science fish tanks, science envy liberal arts fish tanks are big, and then each jumps into the other's fish tanks at the same time. I suddenly found that there are still many of you, but my place is still very large. Many years later, I realized that this is called fate.

4 north science and south liberal arts

It seems that the north is destined to be the first choice for science. How many Jiangnan literati are so weak that they can't help bursting their bones. There are oil fields, coal fields and natural gas in the north, and we must rely on solid scientific knowledge to tap this natural wealth. Liberal arts can't solve accidents such as gas leakage and explosion. The south seems to have been fascinated by liberal arts from the beginning. Many strong men in Mobei are too rough and violent to stand the rain. There are silkworms, fresh fish and Longjing tea in the south. You must have a certain cultural literacy to control the fun. It is not easy to deal with complicated steps such as frying tea and changing water scientifically. So northern science, southern liberal arts. It seems to grow there in such a unique way. It seems to be a nail in the coffin, and the evidence is conclusive.

The bad weather in the north is the best way to exercise human nature. Look at the man who grew up in it They are so strong and brave, suitable for science, and can do several sets of comprehensive papers in succession without being tired. The climate in the south is pleasant and easy to cultivate sentiment. Look at the daughters who grew up inside, so charming and lovely, suitable for liberal arts, and often write several long love poems without feeling sick. Science in the north is like multiple-choice questions, and the answer is the only one. The liberal arts in the south are like questions and answers, and the answers can be changed occasionally. Science students talk about evidence, inference and theorem, while arts students talk about artistic conception, artistic conception and atmosphere. Occasionally, when science students read that Turgenev was a butcher in Niger, they would mistakenly think that Louis XVI was a bottle of wine, and liberal arts students would tell them that they were wrong. Liberal arts students sometimes think that dry ice is a kind of ice, that it is the mother's decision to have boys and girls, and science students will tell them that this is not the case. It is difficult for liberal arts students to understand why science students often lie prone on the stage and always calculate the gravity of the moon and the earth. It is difficult for science students to understand why liberal arts students can look at the desk lamp just to find out what the next plot of the novel is.

Occasionally, I think, if a liberal arts student quarrels with a science student, what scene will it be, bull's head versus horse's mouth or Mars hitting the earth? I think it will be like this. The science students first carefully analyze the frequency and amplitude of the mouth swing of the liberal arts students, so as to calculate the average period. Liberal arts students will personify all the clothes and looks of science students with the worst metaphor; Or the science students use the conservation of energy to calculate how many kilojoules the liberal arts students consume after finishing this swearing, while the liberal arts students simply swear with ancient Chinese regardless of the willy-nilly. If so, how interesting the world will be!

5 there is a text in the reason, and the text is reasonable.

In fact, everything in the world is generally like this. You have me and I have you, which is the so-called contradiction in philosophy. For example, this research is reasonable. Chinese, mathematics and English are the most obvious intersections of the two subjects. The Physics Society talks about rockets and waterwheels in ancient China, and then applies the momentum theorem. Geography will talk about ocean dynamics as the cause of plate movement. When history talks about Britain, the Darwinian evolution theory of biology is unavoidable, and biology cannot clone politics, law and ethics. Science students can write articles several times faster than liberal arts students, and liberal arts students can calculate several times faster than science students. In fact, the world of science flows with the ocean of liberal arts, and the world of liberal arts also stands with the mountains and rivers of science. The flowing water of liberal arts surrounds the mountains of science, which hides the flowing water of liberal arts. This mountain and this flowing water will play the most beautiful music in the world.

If science is the Yellow River, it will eventually flow into the sea and the Pacific Ocean, while if science is the Yangtze River, it will also flow into Wang Yang. Moreover, in the end, all the water in the world comes from the same place, regardless of you and me. Only we humans draw their boundaries. For example, there is no hard and fast requirement for this branch. Science students can like history and plunge into it. Those who study literature can love celestial movement and study it deeply. You can use all the knowledge in the world and learn it. The article is irrelevant, unreasonable, irrelevant, strong because of reason, and straight because of the article. There is no limit to learning the sea, so why divide the arts and sciences?

Science in the north, liberal arts in the south and the south in the north are all on the map of the motherland. Science and liberal arts are basic subjects in textbooks. There is also a small jasper with a deep courtyard in the north, and there will be a rough and heroic man in the south. The snow in the north has also drifted across the spring in the south of the Yangtze River, like thousands of pears. It will rain in the south in autumn in the north of Saibei, but it is a layer of autumn rain and a layer of cold. This snow, this rain, falls on the rivers and mountains of China, drawing a landscape picture with heavy colors and heavy pen and ink. Liberal arts and science are like two pens, waiting for someone to write a wonderful life. Science in the north and liberal arts in the south. There are China children in the north and south, and there are boys and girls studying science and liberal arts. The water source of Tanggula Mountain is divided into Yangtze River and Yellow River, which supports China culture and embraces the motherland in all directions. We look forward to a harmonious world.