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Let's talk about how to find a girlfriend
I have been chasing girls according to the following experience collected from my predecessors, and now I write it for your reference: 1. Thick skin: this is very important. Jordan chan said in the movie "Young and Dangerous": If a man is thick-skinned, then he has successfully chased half the girls. Hey hey! ! Later, I tried to bail. 2. Infatuation: No matter how wronged you are, you should show indifference, and find an opportunity to say to her on a special occasion: "XXX (name) I know you don't like me, and I know that feelings can't be forced, but ... (Remember: your eyes must be gentle to the extreme at this time, and then look at her affectionately) Say: You can't stop me from loving you, I will. I beg you not to take me as your burden. You can try to live your own life. I just hope ... just a little hope (eyes must be wet) that you can let me accompany you to take care of you and protect you ... even if (tears are needed at this time, it's hard to say) treat me as a brother, a brother and anyone, as long as you don't let me leave you. It's enough to be as sad as possible. That's enough ... (muttering) At this point, remember never to tell girls that my life is yours and I can't live without you. Girls hate it when a boy dies in front of her. 3. Sweet mouth and smooth tongue: I can't teach you this, I can only rely on you. At this point, I want to remind you that no matter what clothes she wears or what makeup she wears, as long as she asks you, you must say "good-looking" and make it up. Girls naturally like to be flattered. 4. Stability: This is all compatible with the third point. If you are not steady, girls will say that you are a playboy, and if you are not smooth-tongued, girls will say that you don't understand interest. Ha ha! 5. Romance: It's up to you. It is enough to choose the right time to surprise her. This trick will greatly expose the rich, so don't be afraid to spend money. 6. Be careful: no matter what you do, you should think of her first, (don't think you will suffer ... and so on) take care of her in every possible way, and you must make her feel that she can't live without you. 7 Summary: If you have learned all the above points, I feel that there is no girl you can't catch up with (this sentence does not include those who have too big a difference in appearance, such as men who look like turtles and women who look like angels). In short, use the word "heart" to understand what she thinks, what she thinks. Finally, may all lovers get married. (Warning: Don't cheat girls with the above points. ) Ha ha, as long as you are handsome enough, rich enough and powerful enough, you need some skills: the experience I have summed up over the years and the gains after countless failures. 1, falling in love must make two people stay together for a long time. Without this premise, everything else is empty. 2, men should take the initiative, pay attention to control the situation, in fact, most women have no opinion, just like being manipulated by you. What I hate most is that two people are in love. Men always make way for women, which is silly. As for marriage, that's another matter. And don't be too good to the woman, scold a few times when appropriate, showing the majesty of a man. 3, women are very simple and ignorant, don't think too complicated, and don't always bother to figure out their mentality. That's not necessary! 4. When chasing girls, don't go online when arranging activities. You can arrange activities for two people to attend together. At the same time, try to avoid the woman's online QQ after getting it. 5, be a man, look at the attitude of the woman (note that this attitude is very important and needs long-term experience to distinguish. If a woman is not good to you, it is not a bad thing, but it is not good to be good to you. Just do it, don't forget it, change someone else. There is absolutely no need to consult others online and analyze the woman's mentality. At the same time, I emphasize that it is very important to observe words and feelings. 6. If your conditions are not very bad, try not to fall in love with a woman with a history of love. Most of them are sad endings. 7. Never confess when chasing girls. First sexual harassment, then holding hands is basically your girlfriend. I want to discuss these points with you for the time being.
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