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Pirate radio's classic lines and sentences

Pirate radio is an English comedy, which was officially released in 2009. This film tells the story between literary youth and pop music in the 1960s. A group of DJs used music to unite generations against a government that was too old-fashioned to accept jazz.

Pirate radio's classic lines:

1 Now I'm going to give you a special word starting with f, but first let's have a wonderful piece of music. ?

You can't do this. ?

Why? Just one word! ?

It's a good idea, but there is a small problem. The authorities have lost their affection for us. If you do this, they will hate us. They will shut us down at all costs. ?

They can't shut us down. We are pirates. ?

This is why we are in a stormy sea. Trust me, they will find a way. The government hates people's freedom. ?

Mark, at the last moment of your life, tell us what your secret is. How did you get those girls?

Simple, don't say anything. ?

Silence?

Yes, and then, when the atmosphere becomes a little depressing, you just say: Let's start, shall we?

When I was swimming, a group of squirrels swam past me. I said, "Mr. Squirrel, why are you backstroke?" "I backstroke because I'm afraid my balls (balls) will get wet.

Believe me, they will find a reason to punish us. The government doesn't like to see people's freedom of speech.

They didn't shut us down. We are pirates. That's why we are here, in this terrible ocean.

We will close them in a year. They represent dirty, irresponsible commercialization and low moral quality.

One day, in an ideal country, we can say it on the radio? Masturbation? .

8 is a bird, but it is wearing a hat.

If you hadn't drowned, we could still help you quit smoking and get clean.

10 because this is the worst place in the world.

1 1 Your mother sent you here in the hope that the sea breeze would change your bad habits?

12 She is the best white soul singer in the world.

13 because if you shoot, someone will die. When you throw a bomb, many people will die. If you hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the word "F", nothing will actually happen.